Hey guys! Nother chapter in the works! Thanks SKRowling for giving me the idea of setting Ana up with Cat, I didn't think of that! I'm gonna use it! Ah, so let the hilarity ensue!

Jade West walked the streets of London with Tori Vega hand in hand, with Ana in toe. They stopped occasionally to look into store fronts and graze through street venders. "I'm hungry." Ana whined, complaining for the first time since they left the hotel. Jade dug around in her pockets. "Shit. I only have three dollars. I forgot to go to the ATM before we left."

Tori dug around in her pockets too. "Damn it, I haven't got a penny either." Ana thinks for a moment, and then snaps her fingers. "I know how we can make money!" "What? How?" Tori asks. Ana points to a street dancer. "Street performing!"

"You two go ahead, I gotta make a call." Jade says, waving them off. Both girls wander off leaving Jade to make her phone call. She dials Robbie's number and waits for him to pick up.

"Hello?" he answers.

"Hey, is Cat still at the hotel?"

"Probably not. Why?"

"I need you to keep an eye on her."

"And again I ask, why?"

"I have a plan. Just, do as I say, please?"

"Fine, fine." He grumbled, and then hung up.

"Um, Jade?" Ana said running towards her. "Yeah?" she asked, watching as the blonde zoomed past her with Tori close behind. "We need to get the fuck out of here!" she explained quickly and then took off down the street, cradling a bag in her arms. "What?" Jade demanded, confused. "Just come on!" Tori responded, dragging her down the street.

They hopped a fence and cut through a park before the brunette and the blonde decided to stop running. "What the hell happened back there?" Jade finally gets out, as they lay in the grass gasping for air. "We stole money from that guy!" Ana answers, holding up the duffel bag. "Why would you do that?" Jade reprimanded. "Because we needed money!" "Did you ever think that oh, I don't know, we could perform? We are performing arts students!"

"It was her idea!" Ana blamed Tori.

"Oh sure, blame the pregnant one!"

"Why do women always play the pregnant card? You're pregnant, big whoop! You can still walk!"

"Barley!"

"Alright! That's enough! God, I hate this!" Jade says grabbing the bickering girls by their collars. "We keep the money, but I'm watching the both of you now!" she drags them both back to the hotel and throws them in the room.

She looks around to see if Cat is there, but sees that she's not. "I'm still hungry!" whined Ana. "Oh yeah? Well maybe you should have thought of that before you wanted to pay thief, Pixie Lott!" Jade barked at her. "Whoa, what happened here?" Cat asked, stepping in the door behind them. "Why don't you ask the Olsen twins?"

"Again, what happened?" "We stole money!" Ana exclaimed. "When you could have just performed something yourself? I mean Tori Jade and I all go to a performing arts school." Cat snorted. "Thank you! Finally! Someone around here is using their head!" "Says the girl who got two girls pregnant." Ana scoffed. "I don't need that from you, Harry Potter! It's bad enough people constantly remind me!" Jade said curtly. "That's because you constantly forget." Tori snorts.

"You know what, I don't have to, take care of any of you! You're all on your own now!" Jade declared. "Where are you going?" Tori called after her as she opened the door. "Out!" The door slams behind her. "So..." Cat started. "Anyone wanna smoke?" Ana and Tori groaned. "What?"

Out in the hallway, Jade decides to pay an old friend a visit. She quickly made her way down the corridor and rapped on Beck and André's door. Beck opened it after the second knock, and let her in. Luckily, Andre wasn't there to hear what she was about to say.

"I need your help."

Beck gave her an incredulous look. "Why… do you need my help?" he asks, going over to the mini fridge and takes out two ice coffees. He hands one to her and motions for her to sit. She stiffly sits next to him on the bed and runs a hand through her hair. "It's just, all this kid stuff is taking a toll on me and I don't know what to do anymore." She sighs, fiddling with the cap on the drink.

He looks up at her with kind but slightly amused eyes. "Is Jade West admitting she needs help?" he teases. She pushes him. "I confess my inner most turmoil, and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is a rag?" She half snarls. Beck raises his hands up in defeat. "I was just confirming what I heard." He grinned defensively. "Now, what to do about your little problem?"

Back at the hotel room, everything was in total chaos. Since Jade wasn't there to lay down the law, Cat went ballistic; throwing pillows and sheets everywhere, yelling "Hobknocker!" out the window at unsuspecting passersby, and writing on the walls with lipstick. (Courtesy of Tori; who thought she was going to do make up.)

"Why is she acting like this?" Ana pokes Tori, watching the girl run repeatedly back and forth until she tripped and banged her head into the mahogany dresser. "When Jade's not around she tends to get a wee bit out of hand." Tori responded, watching as Cat shook herself awake and then began running around again. "A wee bit? She's a wee bit out of her bloody mind!" Ana exclaims, her accent thickening a little. "You sound like Merida from Brave." Tori gives her a blank look, half expecting the girl to sprout red hair, a bow and arrow, and a heavy Scottish accent to match.

"Yeah, that really puts some insight into the situation, Vega." Ana frowns, using the Latina's last name for the first time ever. "Wow, you actually sounded like Jade for a sec!" Tori praised. "Hey! I just got an idea!" she adds snapping her fingers. "What? What?" Ana prods eagerly. "Let's call room service and pretend to be Jade!" Ana's excitement diminishes. "Um, no. How about we call the emergency people?" Tori shakes her head. "That's too risky. Plus, I don't want to get arrested overseas. I don't know how they do things here."

"Oh don't worry; they have a hospital in jail so if that little sucker pops out while you're in there it'll be fine!" Ana smiles. "Forget it! We are not calling the police!" Tori snaps. "Ok, ok, don't get your kickers in a twist." Ana says backing up a bit. Silence soon found them, and the absence of a certain redhead made its self present. "Um, where's Cat?" Tori asks, looking around the room. They here a crash from the bathroom and run towards it.

Ana's the first one to get there, and she promptly walks right back out; creped out. "What? What's wrong?" Tori questions her. Ana pushes her in the bathroom and Tori stares at Cat wide eyed. "Dude, what are you doing?"

The predicament the bizarre girl had gotten herself into was pretty bizarre itself. She was on the floor, her shirt tied around her head, war makeup all over her face, (left over lipstick) and she was currently trying to light her tongue with a lighter.

"Give me the lighter!" Tori commanded holding out her hand. Cat reluctantly gives her the flammable item and gets up. "Go watch cartoons or something you're starting to weird Ana out." She then tells her. Cat quickly glares at Tori and then does what she is told. Not before going "Roar!" in Ana's face; causing the paler girl to start screaming at the top of her lungs. And boy, did that girl have some pipes on her.

Cat howls with laughter. "My god! Did you hear that?" she asks Tori. "I think the whole hotel heard that!" Tori growls, trying to get the ringing out her ears."I wonder what she'd sound like in bed..." the trailed. Ana blushed feverishly.

"Cat!" Tori scolded.

"What?"

"You're pregnant!"

"Thank you, Captain Duh! And so? That shouldn't stop me!"

"Shouldn't? It should!"

Cat laughs and then says "You need to lighten up, Tori! I'm just messing with her! She's in no danger around me!" "I beg to differ!" Ana spoke up. "Anybody would certify you as insane!" Cat turned to Ana amused. "Oh really? Would an insane girl do this?" She grabs the paler girl up and crashes their lips together. Ana released herself from the redhead's grip. "Yes!"

Cat grins. "Guess I'm insane then huh?" Tori doesn't even know what to say. "That's just the tip of the iceberg." She finally manages to say.

The door slams open, and the man well, woman of the room enters. "Jade! Oh thank God you're here! Cat kissed me!" Ana whines. Jade gives Cat a look, and the shorter girl shrugs. "It was just a peck." "She tried to burn her tongue off!" Tori adds. The glare goes from disciplinary to incredulous. "I wanted to see if it would grow back! Sue me!"

Jade just shakes her head and plops down on the bed next to Ana. "You three have made my life a living hell." She says sighing. "I don't know what's worse; the fact that I have to go through it or the fact that I like it."

The three girls in front of her started at her like she was talking another language. "I'm saying I love you idiots!" there were a lot of collective 'ohs' and all the girls hugged Jade. As they all pulled away, Jade gave Ana a confused look.

"Ana, why do you have lipstick smudged on your face?"

"Don't ask."

Tori Vega: I actually can't believe I'm admitting this, but I love you guys. :) Mood: Happy

Jade West: Um, what's that supposed to mean, Vega?

Tori Vega: Be glad I gave you a compliment, sheesh.

Cat Valentine: Can I come out the corner now?

Tori Vega: NO!

Jade West: NO!

Cat Valentine: But I'm sorry. :(

Tori Vega: You wrecked our hotel room!

Jade West: And traumatized Ana!

Cat Valentine: Pleeeease? Please, please please?

Tori Vega: Well, when you put it that way… No.

Cat valentine: You wand that witch were meant for each other!

Jade West: I'm sorry did you just call me a witch?

Cat Valentine: No!

Tori Vega: 20 more minutes in time out!

Cat Valentine: COME THE FUCK ON!

Tori Vega: 30 minutes.

Cat Valentine: But-

Jade West: An hour.

Cat Valentine: … I fucking hate you guys.

A/N: Whoa! That was awesome! Well, sorry this took me so long, it was pure laziness. I will probably be taking a little while longer to update but don't worry, it won't be very long. I'm getting my laptop soon so sit tight! Oh yeah, and when I do get it, guess what story I'm continuing? Into The Inferno! Whoo! That's gonna be awesome! So hope you guys enjoyed this and I'll see you next time! Peace! :D