Hello! It's me again. This is a new story I came up with a couple of days ago, and it turned out to be very different from what I expected. Yet, I had fun writing it, and I still have fun with it! Hopefully, you will enjoy it too. Everybody gets a little bit out of character so please don't hate me for it!

Before going on, I have to admit it, I own nothing but this idea that my crazy head produced. All characters and DBZ story belongs to Akira Toriyama.

Also some of the chapters titles are song names, just as the title of the fanfic. So, to make it clear, I don't own ANYTHING. And the songs belong to those who produced them.

Introduction: In this story, Goten found the dragon balls with Trunks and turned Goku into a kid three years after the Bu thing, just because he thought it was funny; at the beginning of this story, they are all gathered to return Goku to normal after a year, since the children also wished a two hour candy rain. Yes, they all are out of character in a way.

(I know I suck at introductions so please keep reading).

The Way You Make Me Feel

Chapter 1

Changes

They were all gathered at Capsule Corp. mansion so they could wish back Goku's body. The prank they made on him had Chichi really pissed off for a whole year, and it was time already to fix it.

Most of the gang was there, Piccolo standing by a nearby tree and Vegeta was sitting at the front entry, bored of the whole thing as usual. In fact, the only person missing was Gohan, who was inside the building busy on his own scholar business.

Gohan was about twenty years old now, and it had been a while since he broke up with Videl; the reason was that he was always too busy to be with her. Unofficially, the real reason was that he had always liked someone else, but no one needed to know that.

He stood up and walked towards the window. The first wish was made: Goku had his body back again. 'Cool' thought Gohan 'mom would be happy again'. He turned his gaze to stare at Piccolo. He was resting against a tree. He heard Shen Long say something but who cares? He was staring at his secret desire, and he enjoyed when he could do it without the Namekian to notice. 'Piccolo…' he sighed 'If you only were a saiyan girl… that would be fun! And perhaps things wouldn't be this hard for me…' he sighed again and turned his back to the window when he heard Shen Long saying something.

"Wish granted. I will see you again in a year" that being said, Shen Long disappeared.

'I wonder what they wished for, I recall them saying they would only wish my father's body back…' he thought. The answer came sooner than he could've imagined.

"AHHH!" came the terrified scream from a girl outside.

Gohan didn't lose time and rushed himself to the yard searching desperately for the screaming girl, only to be too surprised to talk.

"Just who of you idiots thought this would be funny?" yelled Piccolo, looking down to… herself. "Why, why on the bloody hell did you wish this for?"

Gohan couldn't believe it. It just wasn't possible. He was so amazed by the girl before him.

Piccolo was a woman! He… SHE had pointed ears, as she had before, but her face was more graceful; her body, although covered by her white cape, seemed pretty attractive and strong. But the most amazing thing was her hair: it was bright green, long to her waist.

"Damn you! Tell me who of you wished this so I can kill you!"

'Well… his, ahm, her temper seems to be the same' thought Gohan, laughing nervously as he saw Piccolo reaching a window to look at herself in the reflection. As she did so, Vegeta got close to her.

"It seems you were not only turned into a woman, but into a saiyan woman" he said, grabbing her long monkey tail. He moved a hand quickly, and cut it off "just in case" he said.

"Why did you do that for? There was no need to be that rude!" Piccolo yelled, but just after saying it, she covered her lips with her hands. She was already thinking like a woman!

Gohan remained silent while everyone began either to laugh or to exclaim their surprise. Piccolo turned to them and cursed them again.

"WHO DID THIS TO ME!"

'It would be better not to tell him… her. Her ki is rising so fast… I suppose she can't control it yet… as things are she would probably kill me if I tell her…'

"Tell me what, Gohan?" she turned to stare at her former pupil, and began walking towards him. Damn she was beautiful! And she was nearly as tall as Gohan. "Tell me what!" she insisted.

"I… I didn't say anything!" began Gohan, nervously.

'But I heard you!' she thought 'remember? We have a connection'

'I didn't expect it to remain after your change' Gohan began laughing nervously again.

'What did you do!' she thought inside Gohan's mind again. Everyone was staring at them, not aware of their mental link and obviously not understanding why they were just staring at each other.

Gohan tried very hard not to think, trying to keep his mind blank… but he failed, and just as someone tells you do not think of a pink flying elephant and named creature pops out inside your mind, a picture came into Piccolo's. He saw Gohan, and his sort of dirty little secret: He heard Gohan's deepest wish of he and Piccolo being together.

'What…' thought Piccolo inside his head while blushing violently "What an idiot you are! If you felt that way you could just have said it! Why on earth did you have to wish this stupidity?"

Everyone turned to stare at Gohan now. Was that his fault? Why would he do that? It was so unlike him to make pranks like that. If only they knew…

Piccolo grabbed Gohan by the shirt and the boy closed his eyes, ready to be punched or worse until Goku came by and touched Piccolo on the shoulder.

"Calm down, I'm sure Gohan meant no harm!" he gave Piccolo his natural smile.

"If I tell you what he actually meant by all this you would die… again! Now step back! We need to solve this…" Goku moved away… the new Piccolo was as creepy as his own wife when she was angry. Piccolo turned to stare at Gohan, who now feared for his life since the saiyan girl was raising her ki even more.

"I suggest you to calm down namekian" said Vegeta, stepping closer. He didn't like the former namekian much, but he had to admit she looked amazing now "you are a saiyan now, your power can destroy the earth if you don't control yourself. And you are a woman, and will be a woman for the next year, so I suggest you…" he had an evil smile on his face, and Piccolo thought that it couldn't be good "I suggest you to talk with the women about what will happen to you for the next year"

"What do you mean?" she asked, releasing Gohan and calming down a bit.

"Well, to begin with, you will have to eat from now on, your body can't survive just with water anymore" she hated Vegeta when he was so coherent "I suggest you to get to the time room so you can train your new powers, and if you do, it would be interesting to spar a bit, I never fought nor saw fighting a saiyan girl…" he shut that off when he had a jealous glance from Bulma "and you should talk to the women now"

"Oh…" exclaimed Bulma in understanding. Vegeta moved apart and began laughing, but cut it off when an energy ball hit him. The energy was very different from the last Piccolo had given him, and there he knew that there was no need to mess up with that woman.

"Piccolo?" said Bulma, getting close "is there really no way to turn you back to normal? What if we go to Namekusei and ask Porunga to turn you into normal?"

'Well, if that works I'm saved!' thought Gohan, sighing in relief.

"You shut up!" Piccolo yelled at him, everybody stared puzzled at her since they heard nothing from Gohan. "That won't work" she said to Bulma "that which Shen Long made, Porunga can't undo, so as anything Porunga does can't be undone by Shen Long. I'm trapped in this body for a year!" a new blaze of ki hit everybody. Piccolo sighed, trying to remain calm "I guess I will have to get used to it."

"Then I think we really should talk" pointed Bulma. She looked around to find Chichi and Eighteen, who nodded, knowing what she meant.

"What? What's going on?" Piccolo asked, but before they could answer, her belly made funny noises "I feel… empty…"

"You are hungry" said Krilin "I believe you had never felt hunger before"

"You girls better go inside to have a girls chat" said Vegeta, laughing at her. Before Piccolo could punch him Bulma spoke.

"You are coming too" she said "you are the only one who knows saiyan female"

"What!" the man exclaimed. Piccolo laughed at this. They agreed to get to the kitchen to feed Piccolo and have The Talk. Well, all except the boys, who decided to stay outside and ask Gohan just what on Earth was he thinking.

As the girls got inside the house, Piccolo turned to see Gohan, who was now blushing in shame. 'I'm sorry' he thought in Piccolo's mind 'I really am'

Piccolo didn't answer. She was too busy looking at his former student, staring at his exposed chest; her last grip had unbuttoned his white shirt. Just what an amazing good looking body Gohan had… No! How crazy! What was she thinking?

She blushed, didn't answer to Gohan, and moved to the house.

"Gohan, what was that for?" asked Krilin, getting closer.

"I didn't wish for this!" began Gohan "I was inside, minding my own business, then I came by the window, saw Piccolo, and…" he wasn't sure how to follow; the idea of telling them 'I thought that it would be nice if he was a woman so I could marry him' was somehow not the best choice.

"And…?" asked Yamcha, still laughing.

"And… I just thought how he would look like if being a saiyan girl, that's all! I really never said 'I wish he was a woman!"

"And why were you thinking that?" asked Krilin, puzzled by such a thought.

"I don't know!" lied Gohan "I guess I've been too stressed, I just thought of it! I've been thinking nonsense lately!"

"Well, let's hope he… she is not too angry at you" sighed Goku, who was trying very hard of not to laugh.

"Well, I don't know what you think, but if I didn't know old Piccolo, I would be very interested on date her now" said Yamcha. Everyone stared at him in surprise "Just who would have said she could be that pretty!"

Gohan sighed. She was very different from old Piccolo. He knew he would miss his mentor's old self, but, deep inside, he had to admit it he was happy. 'A year' he thought 'a whole year of him being a woman… a beautiful woman… could it be possible…?' he tried hard to forget such idea. The girl was still Piccolo! And he would never think of Gohan in a romantic way… and now it was impossible since she was angry at him. He sighed again, and sat in the grass to meditate. He had to figure out how to apologize without being killed.

Let me see if I got this right" said Piccolo, sighing while trying to calm down "according to Vegeta, I'll be having… my period… every three months as saiyan girls used to" she blushed violently.

"Yes" said Bulma "It is weird that it comes every three months"

"Saiyans are a warrior race. The female cycles are short, they last three to four days, and come every three months so they can be in the battlefield as quickly as possible" he was upset for being dragged into that; but, thinking it better, he had a daughter, and never thought of how her half-saiyan part would react to that natural state.

"And during those three months nothing will happen" Piccolo tried to reassure.

"Yes" continued Vegeta "and you will be fertile" that didn't sound well especially because he was glaring at Piccolo's new body. A frying pan made contact to his face.

"Thanks Eighteen" said Bulma.

"No problem" she answered.

"So, are there any other doubts?" asked Chichi.

"No, I guess not" said Piccolo "well… can I have some food now?"

"Oh yeah!" exclaimed Chichi. She gave her a cup of tea, and placed a plate full of cookies next to it.

"You can eat that while we cook something else" Bulma exclaimed.

Piccolo smelled the tea and found it… relaxing. She drank a bit, slowly so she wouldn't burn her tongue, and tasted it. It was like sweet water, too sweet perhaps. She then turned to the cookies. She found a chocolate chips one and gave it a bite. The texture was dry as crunchy. She felt the flavor inside her mouth… it was amazing! She never thought food could taste so good! And that was only one cookie, there were many other different ones to try out.

"Hey! Easy on that, you can choke!" laughed Chichi. A few seconds later, Piccolo knew what she was talking about.

Half hour later, Piccolo had basically emptied the fridge. She gave thanks to Bulma (another sign of Piccolo acting like a girl) and began walking towards the door.

"What are you going to do now?" asked Bulma.

"I'm going into the Room of Time" she answered "I always wondered what would be like being a saiyan. I'm not happy about being a woman though" she added as she found a mirror "but I guess I can take advantage of this. I'm going to train and see if I can become super saiyan"

"That should be interesting" said Vegeta.

"So you will stay alone for a year inside that chamber?" asked Eighteen.

"No, I'm taking Gohan with me" Piccolo answered, only to find herself slightly blushed. Chichi wasn't happy about that.

"And just why would you do that?"

"Well, all this is his fault!" she cried out "The least he can do is helping me to train!"

Chichi sighed. After remembering that it would only take a day in the outside world, she agreed. But she wasn't really sure… Piccolo was still old Piccolo, but something had changed. She was a woman now, and a gorgeous woman; and her son was a very attractive young man… she just prayed that Piccolo would remember HIMSELF and don't try anything stupid. After all, Vegeta had said that saiyan hormones were quite stronger than human's. She tried to forget about that.

Piccolo stepped out the mansion only to find Gohan sparing in the air with his father and Kriling. The rest were staring from the safety of the ground.

"Gohan!" she cried out. Gohan turned to stare at the girl.

"Is everything ok, Piccolo?"

"No you idiot, you turned me into a woman!" she yelled.

"I'm sorry" he began again.

"Oh stop that! You are coming with me to the Room of Time and help me training. I want to see if I can become a super saiyan"

"That sounds interesting!" began Goku.

"Oh, well, do you really want me to…"

Gohan couldn't finish. Piccolo was already flying towards the Kami sama's temple. He sighed and turned to his parents and friends.

"I guess I'm coming back tomorrow" he said.

"You behave well" warned his mother. Goku didn't get the idea but Gohan knew what she was talking about.

"Don't worry" he answered, and then flew to catch Piccolo.

Half the way, Piccolo stopped, and waited for Gohan to join her.

"Gohan"

"What is it?" he asked, trying hard to read Piccolo's mind, but she was better than him blocking her thoughts.

"Do you really love me?" she blushed, followed by Gohan, who was now losing control of his body. He was sweating, his heart was crazy inside his chest, and he flustered violently.

"Why do you ask that?" he asked nervously.

"Because you turned me into a woman so we could be together, that's why I ask!"

Gohan took a deep breath before answering his former mentor. He knew Piccolo had seen his secret inside his mind, and that there was no use in lying.

"I do. I always have. I broke up with Videl because I couldn't stop thinking about you. I'm in love with you"

Piccolo froze. Was that really possible? Was all that really happening? What should she answer to Gohan?

Should she tell him the truth?

In next chapter there will be more drama! Muahahaha! And please, if you liked it, leave a review, and if you didn't also leave a review, but be kind! Thank you all for reading! I'm updating next week!