Author's Note: Hello~ Nyxy9 here and I just wanted to say that this was tough writing this story. (Starting from here you get a looong short story about me a drunk dude, and a bunch of hot teenage boys looking through my wardrobe -_-. Skip most of the Author's note if not wanting to read it. However I assure you, in the future the notes will be MUCH more important and less long. I would have published sooner today but my dad had an 'Asian gathering' and lots of his friends came over, there was a drunk dude who came upstairs while I was making instant noodles (Another reason why this took long. I took a break from writing. I was hungry. Reviews isn't really my fuel. Food is.) and he was all like duh...and was quite dopey. Then he said 'Where's the bathroom?' and started walking towards my fiiing kitchen, but then he almost tripped on a rag and I'm all like 'O_O Are you okay Mr? (We soo have a toilet in the middle of the kitchen, and can I use your pee as soup?)' and then he said 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Hah. I am okay. Ha. Ha' and then I said 'O_O Mr, the bathroom is upstairs...turn left...and then you see a door...and then a handle...and then you open the door and go inside and pee. (And get the f out my of house!)' And then he's all like '^_^ Okay. *starts walking groggily up the stairs then almost running into MY bedroom door and stumbled down the hall* and then he came down ever so slowly while I was hiding under the dining table with a phone in my hand and a nail filer. The precaution level against drunk old men for me is very high. And then I watched him go down the stairs (Almost tripping -_-) and farting the whole way down the 20 steps O_O Immediately after he was gone I sprinted from my 'ninja' hiding place and slammed the door he nicely left open with the blaring music and grabbed a can of deodorant and sprayed it until I started to choke. I read the instructions. I did not burn the house as it was sprayed quite close to my noodles -_-. Success! And then I found out the drunk parents teenage boys came in my room (where I was quietly and happily snuggled under a blanket with a bowl of warm noodles typing this very long Author's Note.). Then I quickly slammed the door on their faces and my disheveled room and quickly stashed my noodle bowl (which still had my beautiful warm noodles) in my large vanity drawer. However they soon came in later and started snooping. Bastards. They almost looked in my WARDROBE where I stashed everything a girl needs until I threw my heavy as math textbookS and kicked their faces in. Any way's if you review and tell me if you want more of my 'interesting' and cooky life, I will make a separate story about the life of Nyxy9 for you. That is if I am satisfied with the high number of reviews and requests for it _. Here's the important bits. I may not update fast as I take a long time to write a chapter and make it as long as possible. School is coming up on fiing Monday, and then after I'm 'settled' in with school I have BIG tests coming up. My impending doom is coming. Also I have a social life! You know, friends, family etc. And precious sleep ^_^.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN PANDORA HEARTS, I DO NOT MAKE MONEY FROM THIS. PANDORA HEARTS IS OWNED BY JUN MOCHIZUKI. I ONLY OWN MY OCS. WAIT! FULL SUMMARY!

Elliot was not looking forward to meeting this 'Sheldon'. But his father just HAD to make him go meet him. The reason was 'We need new connections with the other houses. So become acquaintances with Lady Melody's son Sheldon'. He was not happy. Then he met Mary. His spirit decided to jump off a cliff after knowing the news. 'I am your new fiance.' That one stupid line in that stupid letter decided he would have a fiance. Fate seems to hate him. Elliot/Oc Mary. I will try to be funny. And mystery or suspense will be in the faraway chapters. Takes place before Pandora Hearts begins. Then a few time skips and then Elliot you-know-whats. Will try to make long and update fast.

Sorry for the long wait~ *Bows* Onwards! (This is intro so it is VERY short)

Intro~

Walking down the stairs leading to the foyer, Elliot's mind was completely set to just kick back and lay down in his room. Unfortunately, whoever plans fate didn't seem to like him as he had to go see Lady Melody's son. Let's just say that, to put it nicely, (it didn't seem very nice either way) that Lady Melody's son was a loser. And her exact words to his father was 'I beg of you, please make my son Sheldon be strong and handsome like your son...Elliot!' He was in the room at the time, admiring the dark rainclouds that seemed to know his mood when he saw Lady Melody's sky blue eyes sparkle with delight when she mentioned Elliot. Anyways, he was NOT looking forward to meet 'Sheldon' and was not planning to go along with her plan 'Influence him to be STRONG!'. His footman opened the door for him politely and handed him a sealed letter on an ornate, silver tray. Elliot sighed. He hoped that Lady Melody's son Sheldon had got some form of illness so he could stay home. Yes, he was being a jerk, but he didn't want to meet the loser Sheldon (Who would?). Taking the letter from his footman, he took the silver letter opener and sliced a cut on the letter. He didn't even care to 'Open it like a human.' as Leo put it (He probably meant to just peel the seal off and then read it. Yeah right.). Leo just HAD to stay here at the Nightray manor 'cleaning' Elliot's room. He stated simply that 'It was untidy.' And just left him standing there gaping. The bastard. He probably didn't want to go see the loser either. If he knew him as well as he thought he did, he would either be in the music room playing the grand piano or reading his damn books. Again. 'Master Elliot?' The footman asked, unsure whether or not he was going to read the small, opened letter he still had not yet read. Snapping out of his useless thoughts, 'What?' He snaps in quite the irritated-on-boy-period tone he often accidentally used sometimes, the footman replied simply, all the more used to his master's tone, 'You are going to be late for-'

'Who cares!' He snapped. Boy he was extra pissy today. His old footman merely sighed,

Late? Oh. Who cares? He casually took out the letter (and in quite neat handwriting, he mused.), he read:

Dear Sir Elliot, (: May I call you Elliot? :)

Hello. Your father is out at the moment at Lady Melody's manor, he wanted me to inform you personally that, how should I say?

I am your new fiancé.

He stared, mouth agape and rereading that one DAMNED line.

I am your new fiancé...

I am your new fiancé...

I am your new fiancé...

He couldn't believe it. He has a fiancé...he has a fiancé...it was echoed into the depths of his muddled mind. His father left the mansion just so he didn't have to tell him that HE HAD A FIANCE. He had a fucking FIANCE! His mind blazed and burned with an angry fire. Whoever decided this...was gonna die, a slow, painful death. Trying to hold in his anger, a bit unsightly scowl appeared on Elliot as he grit his teeth together painfully. He glared menacingly at the bastard letter. Slowly, and disdainfully he read on:

Your father told me quite a lot about you; (well the good things at least, the servants gossip quite a lot about you, and I believe they aren't true ^_^) and wished for an arranged marriage, hoping he could create a connection with my house 'Rainsworth',

Smart and polite. Elliot Hopefully this wouldn't be a farce where a poor servant girl was actually writing this by an abusive and evil master. Classic. He hoped she's nice and not some angry snob. Elliot was completely oblivious as he just described himself. Elliot didn't REALLY mind if she wasn't something to look at. Maybe a little. God damn it, he did care. He REALLY didn't want to end up on a blind date with a bloated clapping seal.

Oh yes and, I know the servants gossip about you because I was here just yesterday (I thought that since you were in your quarters all day long, that you wouldn't know I was there, so I decided to remind you.)

Negative thoughts ran rampant around his head. '...the bastard ditcher Leo...the bad weather...evil father...stalker FIANCE...' But who said he needed reminding? He was damn smart and top of his class (Well almost, he has too much his pride would hate to admit it.)! Polite? Screw that!

I met your servant Leo yesterday, he seemed very polite and nice.I hope we can all get along. I suppose it would be great if I could get along romantically with you (considering most arranged marriage couples tend to turn to brothels and other unsavory things). And my big brother Sheldon...sadly you won't have to meet him today as he has fallen ill with...depression? He has stayed in his room the whole week doing who-knows-what.

His spirits soared only so high to the 1.5 metre unnamed and uncared for tree (Leo wanted to name it 'Twig' because it barely had any leaves and because he felt sad for it) he wouldn't have to meet the loser. (Sadly, he has a fiancé he never met, so his spirits soar only so high.) Fist pumping weakly to the air he read on.

One more thing. Your father personally requested my mother Lady Melody to leave me in your care for about 1 month? Maybe even two? It depends on how well you can take care of me though. I will be staying in your manor starting today at around 3:00pm. Please take care of me well.

Shit. He looked at his watch. Shit. It was footman sweat dropped as he saw Elliot's face fall in depression and anger as Elliot's spirit fell off the cliff into insanity and rage.

'FATHER!' He yelled. Stomping angrily on the ground like a child,

Sincerely,

Your new fiancé,

Marie-Anne Rainsworth.

P.S Please call me Mary. And I hope I didn't offend you, and I hope I didn't sound too formal or like as if you're my best friend. ^_^ Please take care of me well.

He was doomed.

Enjoy? I hope so. I am really sorry for the long Author's note. I just had to write that. Too funny XD. Remember, want more funny moments, review and tell me! I accept anonymous reviews and criticism (But be kind please. We are all friends here!). But spammers are NOT welcome. I hope you enjoyed this very small intro. In all truth, I haven't even started chappy 1 -_-. I also have a assignment to do so...

Thank you so much for reading ^_^.