A.N.: This is based off of a party I was at last night. We were fighting off a monster, but it wouldn't go away. I immediately thought that the knights should have to kill off the beast.

Chapter 4: The Evilest Evils

Uther Pendragon sighed. There had been so many reports of children being attacked. Something had to be done. He decided that Arthur would take his finest fighters to kill the horrible foe.

As the Knights of the Bromance rode along, Merlin kept asking the same question: what was the monster? Finally, Arthur snapped.

"I don't know what the monster is, Merlin! No one does! All we know is that the people of Camelot are being attacked. Now, come on!" This shut everyone up until they reached a river.

"What's that noise?" asked Leon.

"It sounds like screaming!" exclaimed Gwaine.

"It's a little girl," added Percival. Everyone ran their hardest to find her. When they did, they saw a horrible, flying monster.

"Merlin, protect the horses!" Arthur yelled, "Percival, take care of the girl!" Both nodded and went to their consecutive tasks.

As they did so, the others waded into the river, preparing to fight their foe. It lunged at Arthur, who was terrified as he stared into its many eyes. He dunked himself down. The beast moved onto Leon, who screamed girlishly before being shoved into the water by Gwaine. When the thing came to him, he started frantically checking his hair to make sure it was okay. Elyan then proceeded to whack him on the head with the hilt of his sword.

"It's useless!" screamed Lancelot, "We'll never survive without reinforcements!" Leon nodded.

"We have to get out of here!" screamed Arthur. They all ran back to the horses. Merlin and Percival (who was still carrying the little girl) followed. As they rode off from the danger, Merlin began to laugh.

"What's so funny, Merlin?" Arthur asked after about an hour of his manservant cracking up.

He gasped for air. "I can't believe it! You kill dragons, wyverns, and all that stuff, but you can't kill a horsefly!"