"GRRR…" Veigar snarled to himself as he looked over himself with disdain.

"My summoner will pay for making me wear my leprechaun build!"

"Get over yourself and get into lane, pipsqueak." Darius replied as she bought her gear before heading out into top lane.

Spitefully, Veigar forced Dark Matter out of the sky to smite her, but since she was his teammate, no friendly fire occurred.

"I show you who's a pipsqueak, Short cut!" Hehe, shortcut, hehe." Just as he turned around to make his own purchases, he felt his foot step on something.

"Huh?" Veigar lifted his foot to spy a gold coin.

"Ooo, free money." Veigar cheered as he picked it up, before spying another. Picking that one up, he realized there were a couple of gold coins around the area his Dark Matter landed in. Going up to the shopkeeper, he laid his newfound treasure on the counter.

"Hey, shopkeeper, how much are these coins worth?"

The shopkeeper looked at Veigar with a critical eye, before looking down at the pile of coins. Taking one, he looked it over, once with his naked eye and another with a monocle. Finally biting it and smacking his lips, he looked at Veigar with a discerning eye.

"100-to-1 exchange rate is sufficient. All of this would equal…6000 gold."

"6000 GOLD!" Veigar screamed, almost aside himself with glee, suddenly burst into a little jig. That stopped when he heard something jingling on his back. Taking whatever it was off his back, his eyes bulged when he saw the pot of gold.

"…Yes."

A few minutes later…

"HOW THE HELL DOES VEIGAR HAVE HIS FULL BUILD ALREADY!?" Zed screamed as he ran away from a fully pimped out Veigar.

"How's top lane, pipsqueak?" Veigar sneered as he blew another turret to bits.

"Shut up." Darius grumbled as Teemo shot another blinding dart into his neck.

Malphite was strong. Malphite was tough. Malphite was good champion. Malphite have good relationship with summoner.

"IT BURNS!"

Malphite not like it when he has to use Artic skin then lane against Brand. Or Ahri in her fire fox skin. Or Zyra when she has vines made from lava. Or Xerath when he uses that burning earth skin.

Point was, Malphite didn't like the sensation of being melted into a puddle.

"YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME, A**HOLE!" Police Vi shouted as she held a suited Tibbers down on the ground, trapping his arms.

"WE'LL SORT OUT YOUR KIND REAL GOOD!" Shouted Constable Volibear as he held down Tibbers by the legs.

Constable Trundle only continued to use his Billy club to pummel Tibbers into submission.

"Now, Annie…" Police Caitlyn said as she pulled out an anatomical doll. "Point on the doll where he touched you.

"RARGH! (PLEASE OFFICERS, I AM THE VICTIM HERE! YOU SHOULD ARREST HER FOR KIDNAPPING AND UNLAWFUL IMPRISIONMENT!)" Tibbers cried before getting hit by Trundle's Billy club again.

Nami shivered as she moved through the jungle. The whole Summoner's Rift was completely silent, except for the pings of her now deceased team. As she moved into a bush to recall out, her eyes widened.

She was staring at the barrel of 6 guns. The Mafia had found her.

"Howdy." Graves smirked before he, Miss Fortune, Twitch, and Jinx let loose with all their old timey firepower.

There wasn't a scale left.

A summoner yawned as he looked over the available skins he had for Jax. Finally, his eye landed on the nemesis one. Rubbing his chin, he had Jax put it on.

"What the hell, why not?"

10 minutes later…

Carnage. Absolute carnage reigned at the rift. The summoner could only gape in horror as the tortured cries practically surrounded him.

The last anyone saw of that specific summoner was when he asked Lee Sin for directions before heading off in a specific direction.

Regulation #2: The visual elements of a skin are purely aesthetic and have no actual effect on a champion and their capabilities.