Hi guys! this story has a bunch of random things... Yes the song Do you like waffles is bellow me... Got a problem with that? Okay so this is the first chapter... You know that... And it's about a cookie! And how it dies... Maria King, Leo Valdez, Becca... Skylar... Percy (AKA Cookie murderer)... Kronos... Bunch of other people... And a whole lotta evil cookies!
Disclaimer: I hardly see RR as the kind of guy who'd write a chapter basically all about waffles and cookies... That'd be funny, someone should write a chapter about waffles and cookies! Oh wait...
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
Yeah, we like French toast!
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles! (x4)
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
Yeah, we like French toast!
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
Chater I (roman numerals)- How the cookie crumbles (in the hands of an evil cookie killer (way cooler then a cereal killer peeps!) we used to love... JK, we still love you!)
"HHGGU!" Maria Yelled backwards (hint, it's ugghh) "I can't get Do you like waffles out of my head!" She screamed punching her boyfriend Leo.
"Why you punching me? Your the one who started singing it." Leo said rubbing his arm.
"It's part of my, whatever it is, blame Leo philosophy."
"Can you say, I am therefore I'm violent?" Leo muttered, getting another smack.
"Is anyone else hungry for waffles?" Becca asked suddenly.
"No..." Skylar, Leo and Maria said at the same time, "WE HAVE EVIL COOKIES!" they exclaimed, also in unison.
"SYAY!" Becca cheered. (Oh come on, it's yays backwards, use your daeh!)
As they went to get Maria's secret stash of Evil Cookies they found Percy Jackson, covered in cookie crumbs laughing maniacly.
"Did you eat my cookies?" Maria asked pulling out the Scythe (Hehe, Kate McMullen calls it a weedwacker...) she stole from Kronos.
"I baked those cookies with my easy bake oven!" Kronos wailed.
"Chillax guys, I didn't EAT them." Sighs of relief all around.
"I just destroyed them, no biggie."
"WHY!" Wailed Skylar who was very passionate about her cookies.
"Two reasons, A. Cuz there evil! and B. To keep away the monster!" He replied, making no sense
"What monster?" Leo asked
"COOKIE MONSTER!" Annabeth who randomly appeared out of nowhere started hitting him with battle strategies.
"May I do the honor?" Becca asked, and Annabeth nodded. "Even though you have AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VEINS! You are such an idiot."
"Go kill the real evil ones... Cupcakes." MK said in disgust.
Leo decided to lighten the mood. "We could always go for waffles?" He offered.
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
Yeah, we like French toast!
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles! (x4)
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
Yeah, we like French toast!
Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
Here we go again.
A/N You likey? Want more randomness? Please review! Also, please don't get offended if you don't like waffles... There not my fav either... Or frenchtoast, uggh I hate french toast... PANCAKES! I usually eat poptarts or cereal... Or cake (No, I'm not kidding, that was my easter breakfast!)... So yeah, Feedback. Did you know I love feedback? Tell me, did you like this chapter, do you want more? Are you mad at Percy for murdering the cookies? Are you mad at Leo for starting the song up again? Do you like waffles?
Trivia Question: What character was mentioned once in The Last Olympian, then became big in the Lost Hero?
Also, check out MrUniversalpie who made a stellar camp halfblood and a 2 episodes of his own life at camphalfblood... Okay the audio stinks... but still...