The Infamous Boss Reo presents
The Return of Slim Pati.
"With Just 03"
Patamon:
Two Digimon girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside!
Two Digimon girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside! (Gatomon: "Ooooohhhhh!")
Guess who's back,
back again
Pati's back,
tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
We've created a monster! Cuz nobody wants to
See Calu no more they want Pati
he's syndicated
Well if you want Pati, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of boom mixed with some hard bubbla
Some hentai that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the D-Domain
By Tentomon when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the compu while Izzy's lemon-creating ("Hey")
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the fic and YAOI-ating
I know you got a job Ms. Ruki
But your friend Rena is just more complicating
So the F.O.X won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me away on ABC
But it feels so empty with just 03
So come on dip, bum on your lips
screw that boom on your lips and some on your hits
And get ready cuz this stuff's about to get heavy
I just settled all my fanfics, "Boom Bubble, Henry!"
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So all the 02 just follow me
Cuz we need a little digivolving,
Cuz it feels so empty with just 03,
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little digivolving,
Cuz it feels so empty with just 03
Little ravers,
Kids now being tamers
Embarrassed, their digimon all acting like gamers
D-World feeling like prison, it's a shamer,
Till Beelzemon comes along and just wastes a D-Reaper
A visionary,
Reapers are scary,
could start a digivolution,
Destroyin' the Earth
by level
So let me just revel
and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass in lemon-reading?
Well I'm back (Nanananananana)
fix your broken cable
Switch the channel then I'm gonna bubble
Into the front of your skin like a stubble
The center of attention back for the season
I'm reason we're the best thing since Spriggan
Infesting in your kids ears and trigger
Marketing "Buy me, I'm bigger!"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions 03
Here's my 10 cents, our 02 is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So all the 02 just follow me
Cuz we need a little digivolving,
Cuz it feels so empty with just 03,
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little digivolving,
Cuz it feels so empty with just 03
A tico a taco,
I make a stock-o
with anybody who's tryin' be acting spock-o
Little Takato, you can get your dino
And kick him Worse than those Poke whinos,
And Ryo, you can get stomped by Yamato,
You 12 year old season-switcher, go blow
You don't know me, you're just with Ken
Back then, nobody wanted you, they just liked him
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole thing of boom bubbles
I've been dope, digivolving to Holy
Ever since Wallace gave up his Digi's (Chocomon: Warresu!)
But sometimes it all just seems,
Everybody only wants to disscuss Yaoi
So this means I'm gijinka,
But its just me I'm just cutie
Though I'm not the first king of doujinshi
I am the best thing since Ruaki,
To do yaoi so greatly
And use it to get artists so wealthy (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
20 million other fanartists emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty with just 03
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So all the 02 just follow me
Cuz we need a little digivolving,
Cuz it feels so empty with just 03,
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little digivolving,
Cuz it feels so empty with just 03
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
"Kids!"