Heehee, I seem to be on a roll with these silly off-the-wall rhymes! I guess I'm a poet and don't know it?!!

(Disclaimer: These characters belong to Thomas Harris and I'm not makin' any money off this thing!)

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A Poem for Paul Krendler

Beady little eyes with a brain to match

Trying to hunt down Lecter

He's too stupid to make such a catch

Or to work in the political sector

Moron is too good a word

For this sorry pile of slime

He's a toad; a beast; a turd

The biggest asshole of all time!

He tries so hard to appear clever

His IQ is lower than a snail's

He thinks he'll be rich and successful forever

Too dumb to see how he always fails

He has no manners, he's impolite

He's a rude, disgusting slob

He probably wets the bed at night

He couldn't even get a REAL job!

He gets on everybody's nerves

He's worse than toxic waste!

He'll soon get what he deserves

When Clarice has her first taste!

He poisoned poor Clarice's career

When he couldn't get her in bed

The end of him shall soon be near

When dinner is served from his head!

Paul Krendler was a pathetic case

But now he'll never again be seen

The world is now a better place

Thanks to Dr. Lecter's gourmet cuisine!!!

FIN