I am Meta Knight, I'm glad I got this computer so I can write my interactive fan fiction on my past. I don't know why I'm writing everything I say and do; I guess that's just how it works. I better read the rules first, though.

WHAT! I can't post interactive fan fictions? (Turns into rage dragon and eats waddle dee.)

I'M CALING KIRBY! (On phone with Kirby:) poyoy pyo POYO! (Kirby turns into rage dragon and eats the editors.)

I'M STILL NOT HAPPY; THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE RULES! (Rage dragon explodes and turns back into regular Meta Knight.)

I'M GOING TO CAL MY MOM! Wait I don't know who my mom is…I'll write a letter!

Dear Idiots at ,

YOUR FACE.

-Rage dragon Meta Knight

Dear Meta Knight,

Did Sword and Blade hack into your account again?

-Idiots at

Dear idiots,

No! I want you to change the rules so I can post interactive fanfictions, OTHERWISE CRASH KIRBY WILL BREAK YOUR FACE.

-A very angry knight

Dear MATLIDA (Meta Knight.)

No

Dear idiots,

Kirby, inhale iron. Here's the warp star.

-Meta Knight, NOT MATILDA

Dear Matilda…I mean Meta Knight,

We have a stupid policy no one needs that every company has and blah, blah, blah…

Dear obtuse triangles,

I QUIT! YOU CANNOT PUBLISH ANYMORE FANFICTIONS WITH ME IN THEM AND YOU KNOW THERE WILL BE MANY CUZ IM FRIGGEN AWESOME! Okay…maybe I overreacted but the fangirls that are writing this KNOW I'm awesome. CHANGE THE RULES OR I WILL HOLD KIRBY CAPTIVE.

Meta FREAKING AWESOME Knight

Dear

I see you have not changed the rules; I cannot say for sure that I am Meta Knight. But let's just say that Kirby is not comfortable right now. CHANGE THE RULEZ, NAO.

P.S you have nothing against me, but I have EVERYTHING against you.

-Meta Ninja Knight

Dear Meta Knight,

You care about Kirby too much to capture him, WE HAVE YOUR CANDY JAR AND MASK; we have everything against you.

XD, I was going to put this on me and my friends account but we have to wait TWO days to put fan fics up. Please review saying what you think of the stupid rules.