I'm gonna be honest with you people, I had a pretty bad reason to update so slow for the last four freaking months. So I somehow managed to get a HUGE virus on my computer. Now this virus pretty much told me "Hey Sapphire, you're not allowed to download anything, log into anything, or go to certain websites. Also, no Internet Explorer you can use to fix Chrome or other users for you! Sorry Bro!" As you can see, this virus was a butt. So I pretty much had to write chapters on my phone. That certainly went well(I'm being sarcastic). Now people are gonna be like "Why didn't you just fix it?" WELL I TRIED LIKD EIGHT TIMES. Nothing worked, and I gave up. Not very Slytherin like of me... Anyways, I had to write chapters on my phone until today, when I got someone to fix it. Now my fingers are flying across this keyboard on my now restored computer, I'm listening to some My Chemical Romance, and I feel great. I plan to spend every moment I can of the next week writing, and expect much faster updating. Oh and about that "Not very Slytherin like of me..." thing, I took the Pottermore test again after a year, and rather than Gryffindor I got Slytherin. Suddenly everything made sense.

Sorry for my rant, I don't own anything but the plot, and ENJOY THE UPDATE!

Harry woke up the next morning with a serious headache. This thing was like sledgehammers beating his brain. He also woke up to two white haired people with green eyes, one shaking him, and the other poking him with a stick.

"Harry..." Dani whispered, shaking his arm gently.

"Why won't he wake up?" Danny asked, poking him with a rather long stick.

"Where the heck did you even get that stick?" Dani asked.

"Outside, duh." Danny replied as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

Dani shook her head as Harry pushed himself into a sitting position. Harry noticed he wasn't in his bed, he was awkwardly positioned with his back on a chair, and his legs dangling over a couch, with his midsection hanging between them like a human hammock. Danny thew the invisibility cloak over Harry's head, tossing the stick over onto some random Gryffindor carelessly.

"What happened last night?" Harry asked, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

Danny smiled. "That was an awesome party." he assured Harry.

Dani nodded her agreement. "Do you not remember it?" she asked. Harry shook his head.

"I remember it now." Harry told them. "Singing, a bunch of butterbeer, I thing McGonagall joined in at some point..." he summarized, trying to recall the events of the previous night.

Danny nodded. "Yeah, and you started talking about beating up all the Slytherin at one point. I think you said 'All 'dem Slytherin think they're so cool. We need to grab them all, and push them somewhere else!' Danny laughed. "It was really funny to hear that from you, of all people."

Harry groaned. "So why did you two wake me up again?" he asked. "There's always a reason, and whether it's stupid or not with make me decide if I should go back to sleep or not."

Danny glared halfheartedly. "We were gonna go see Hagrid. Danikins will explain why on the way." he said.

Dani growled. "Don't call me that!" she grumbled. Lifting Harry up from under his arms.

Harry snickered. "Danikins, explain." He said, as he was lifted into the air.

"Shut up, or I'll drop you." Dani threatened.

"Sounds fun!" Harry exclaimed as Dani phased them through the wall, Danny following close behind.

"Harry, you're an idiot." Dani told him.

Harry smirked up at her. "I still get better scores on tests."

Dani remained silent for the rest of the flight. They arrived at Hagrid's, and Harry noticed Danny was carrying Ron and Tucker, who were both sleeping.

"Hold on a sec," Danny said before flying off towards the lake. When he eturned, Ron and Tucker were bothe shivering, and soaking wet.

"I hate you now." Ron said to Danny.

"Why did I ever become friends with you?" Tucker asked.

Danny grinned. "Because I'm innocently dense!" he exclaimed.

Dani and Harry started hugging, as tears came to their eyes. "He admitted it!" Harry cried.

Dani smiled. "He's finally facing reality!"

Danny glared darkly at them. "I will kill you in your sleep." he growled loudly.

Dani and Harry hugged each other tightly. "I'm glad I get to see you one last time before I die, Harry." Dani said.

"Likewise, Dani."

Danny shook his head and walked past them to Hagrid's. The five gathered around the door, and Harry knocked. They found themselves being yanked inside.

"Ye' shouldn't 'a come." Hagrid told them sadly.

"But why, Hagrid?" Danny asked.

"Because." Hagrid said simply. He looked nervous, but not just nervous, like train wreck nervous. It was weird, since usually Hagrid is happy all the time.

Danny floated next to Hagrid. "That's a pretty vague explanation." Danny stated.

Hagrid shook his head and pushed Danny down to the ground again. "Quit floatin' like a ghost." Hagrid told him. Danny gave him a pointed look. "Er... never mind."

Dani looked up at Hagrid. "Hagrid, we need to ask you something." she said. "Do you know who opened the Chamber of Secrets?"

"What you have to understand is-"There was a knock on the door, and Hagrid tensed up even more than he already was, which no one knew was actually possible. He turned to Ron, Harry, and Tucker. "You three go under the cloak."he told them. They did as such. Hagrid looked at Danny and Dani. "Go invisible. Be quiet. All o' you..." he said quietly before opening the door.

~*~RON'S POV~*~

Hagrid opened the door and the bloody minister was there with Dumbledore. I watched at they talked to Hagrid.

Dumbledore stood outside and looked at Hagrid. "Good evening, Hagrid. I wonder, could we...?"

Hagrid nodded. "Oh, o' course!" he said, letting them in.

The Cornelius Fudge looked at Hagrid. "Bad business, very bad business, Hagrid. Four attacks on muggle borns; it's gone far enough. The ministry has to act!"

Hagrid looked shocked. "Oh but Sir, I'd never!"

Dumbledore turned to Fudge. "I want you to know, Minister, I have full confidence in Hagrid."

Fudge sighed. "Look, Albus, Hagrid's record is against him. I'm afraid I have to take him."

"Take me where?" Hagrid asked. "Not Askaban prison!"

Fudge turned back to Hagrid. "I'm afraid we have no choice."

Suddenly Lucius Malfoy was walking into the hut. "Ah, Fudge, already here? Good..."

Hagrid glared at Malfoy. "What 're you doin' 'ere? Get outta my house!"

Lucius looked around the place, a grossed out look on his face. "This could hardly be called a house. I was merely told the headmaster would be here, so here I am."

Dumbledore looked at Lucius. "And what exactly is it you want with me?"

"The other governors and I have decided that it's time for you to step aside. This is an order of suspension." Lucius held out a letter for Dumbledore. "You'll find all twelve signatures on it. I'm afraid we feel you've rather lost your touch. With all these attacks, we feel there will be no more muggle-borns at Hogwarts. I can only imagine how terrible that'd be for the school."

Hagrid was outraged. "You can't take Dumbledore away! Without him the muggle-borns won't stand a chance! There'll be killin's next!"

Lucius turned to Hagrid. "Really? You think so?"

Dumbledore looked at Hagrid too. "Calm down, Hagrid. If the governors thinks I've lost my touch, then so be it, I will calmly step aside. However, you will find that at Hogwarts help will always be given to those who ask for it."

"Admirable sentiments." Lucius said, obviously not caring at all. "Fudge! Shall we?"

Fudge turned to Hagrid. "Come, Hagrid... well?"

Hagrid cleared his throat. "Well, uh, if anyone was looking for some stuff I'd have to say follow the spiders. Yeah, follow the spiders. Oh, and someone'll have to feed Fang while I'm gone."

Fang qrowled, and I stared at the drooling black dog. They all left, leaving us all alone.

We removed the cloak and Dani and Danny became visible once again.

~*~NORMAL POV~*~

"What the fudge just happened?" Danny asked.

Dani glared at Danny. "Danny, this is no time for stupid puns!" she exclaimed as Danny snickered.

Harry looked over at the window, and saw a trail of spiders crawling out. "Hey guys, look." Harry stepped closer to the spiders, and everyone but Ron followed.

"Hagrid did say follow the spiders." Dani stated.

Ron whimpered, and Danny looked at everyone. "Let's go." he said.

"Where?" Ron asked.

"Into the forest; where the spiders are going."

Ron whimpered again. "I was hoping you wouldn't say that." he said, as everyone started to file out of the doorway. They followed the trail of spiders into the Forbidden Forest. "Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" (BESIDES THE "THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" QUOTE IN THE LAST MOVIE, THAT IS MY FAV LINE FROM RON. NO JOKE.) he asked, rather pathetically, as they continued into the forest.

"I don't think this is a good idea!" Ron said.

"Hey Ron?" Dani asked.

"Yeah?" Ron asked.

"Shut up." Dani ordered, walking into a cave after Harry, Danny and Tucker.

"Who's there?" a voice asked. A gigantic spider started to descend fro the top of the cave-like structure, and when I say big I don't mean your weird friend's tarantula. I mean your weird friend's tarantula the size of four elephants standing as a two by two square. It was massive, and being scared of spiders like Ron, the author would not like to be in a room with this thing.

"Can we go back now?" Ron asked.

"Shut up, Ron!" Harry exclaimed.

"Is that you, Hagrid?" The spider asked.

"No, but we're friends of Hagrid!" Danny said.

"You're Aragog, aren't you?" Dani asked.

The gigantic spider grunted skeptically. "Yes, and Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before."

Dani huffed. "I'm not a man." she grumbled.

Everyone ignored her. "Hagrid's in trouble." Harry explained. "They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets. Like before."

"That's a lie!" The spider shouted. "Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets!"

"Then, you're not the monster?" Dani asked.

"No. The monster was born in the castle. I went into some random traveler's pocket and came to Hagrid that way." Aragog told them.

"Harry..." Ron whimpered, poking Harry's shoulder, but Harry ignored him.

"If you're not the monster," Dani began "Then what did kill the girl fifty years ago?"

"We don't talk about it." Aragog replied. "It's something that us spiders are scared of, and that has been around for a long, long time."

"Danny..." Ron whimpered, but Danny ignored him too.

"Have you seen it?" Danny asked.

"No." Aragog answered. "I never saw any part of the castle, Hagrid kept me in a box, until he brought me here when I was accused.

"I have those feels man." Harry said. "My aunt and uncle kept me in a closet for most of my childhood."

"Dani..." Ron whimpered, poking her.

"What?" Dani asked, annoyed. Ron pointed up where spiders were dropping from the ceiling.

"Well, that was a nice chat, but we really must be going now..." Dani said, moving towards the exit.

"Yeah, about that," Aragog began. "My children are kind of hungry."

"YOU WANT TO EAT US?" Harry screamed. "WE BOTH HAD THOSE FEELS! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FRIENDSHIP, YOU AND I!"

"It wasn't." Aragog said, as spiders started to attack them.

Dani shot a spider with a spell she learned in a book a long time ago. "There are too many of them!" she exclaimed as she tried to shoot as many as she could.

"Are you idiotic?" Danny asked, going into ghost from.

"WHEN THE FUDGE DID YOU SWITCH BACK?" Tucker asked, shouting.

"THIS IS NO TIME FOR PUNS!" Dani shouted.

"TUCKER EVEN I NOTICED!" Ron shouted, hugging Harry for dear life as Harry copied Dani's spell.

"RON LET GO!"

"NO!"

"HARRY DID YOU SEE THEM CHANGE BACK?"

"IS IT REALLY THE TIME, TUCKER?"

"YES DANI, IT IS THE TIME!"

"TUCKER START BEING USEFUL!"

"I AM BEING USEFUL, DANNY!"

"YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!"

"I'M USING THAT SPELL!"

"GET BETTER AIM! YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY ADOPTIVE DAD!"

As everyone screamed, a certain Ford Angelina drove through, killing quite a few spiders. IT honked and flashed it's headlights, and Harry yelled "GET IN!"

Ron got into the driver's seat with Harry next to him and the other three in the back. They drove through the forest, and cursed the occasional spider as they all drove behind them. When they finally drove out of the forest, Ron was livid.

"FOLLOW THE SPIDERS. FOLLOW THE BLOODY SPIDERS!" he shouted. "I SWEAR, IF HAGRID EVER GETS OUT OF ASKABAN I'LL KILL HIM! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT? FOR US TO DIE?"

"Well we know one thing." Harry began.

"Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets." Harry and Danny finished in unison.

"REALLY HARRY?" Danny shouted, reverting to human form once more.

"YOU WANNA GO, DANNY?" Harry asked.

"IT WAS MY CHICKEN!"

"IT WAS MINE!" Harry tackled Danny.

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"SHUT UP!" Tucker shouted.

~*~Later~*~

Harry held Hermione's hand, alone in the hospital wing.

"I wish you were here, Hermione." he said. "You always know what to do. And now we need you more than ever."

Harry noticed Hermione's hand felt different. He was surprised to see he pulled out a piece of parchment. It looked to be a piece of a book. He scanned the content over.

"...Spiders fear them...petrify people through indirectly looking at their eyes...can kill by looking them in the eye...live for hundreds of years...basilisk..." he read out loud. He noticed handwriting at the bottom. "Pipes..." He read. Harry paused. "That's how it gets around! Thanks, Hermione!" he told the petrified version of her, before running off.

Yes, it's pretty short, but everything in the next area has to be one chapter. All the Lockhart stuff and all that jazz. We all know it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't like that! So yes, my laptop is fixed, I have some great music playing, and I am INSPIRED ONCE AGAIN! Thank my newfound Slytherin status. SLYTHERIN PRIDE, PEOPLE! I have plans. Plans in this deep, dark hole that is my mind. Prepare yourself people, shizz just got real. Remember to review, I got really inspired by the last one from a few days ago that said this person (readoholic) was addicted and needed more. WELL I FEEL THOSE FEELS! IN MAH BELLEH! (Rise of the Guardians reference) And thus I was inspired.

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