My VERY first M-rated fanfic. It's a songfic and I'm SO sorry, people. I could NOT resist this song! I chose which characters suited the parts perfectly from that ever-funny musical, Avenue Q. Enjoy this parody with your favorite characters from Marvel VS. Capcom 3! XD

Chun-Li: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet! The Internet is really really great...

Deadpool: For porn!

Chun-Li: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait...

Deadpool: For porn!

Chun-Li: What? There's always some new site...

Deadpool: For porn!

Chun-Li: I browse all day and night...

Deadpool: For porn!

Chun-Li: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...

Deadpool: For porn!

Chun-Li: Deadpool!

Deadpool: The Internet is for porn...

Chun-Li: Deadpool!

Deadpool: The Internet is for porn...

Chun-Li: What are you doing?

Deadpool: Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn!

Chun-Li: Deadpool!

Deadpool: Oh! Hello there, Chun-Li.

Chun-Li: You are ruining my song!

Deadpool: Oh me sorry, me no mean to.

Chun-Li: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Deadpool: Okie dokie!

Chun-Li: Good!I'm glad we have this new technology...

Deadpool:For porn!

Chun-Li: Ugh! Which gives us untold opportunity...

Deadpool: For por-oops, sorry!

Chun-Li: From your own desktop...

Deadpool: For -

Chun-Li:You can research, browse and shop...

Deadpool: Mm!

Chun-Li: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop...

Deadpool: FOR PORN!

Chun-Li: Deadpool!

Deadpool: The Internet is for porn...

Chun-Li: Nooo!

Deadpool: The Internet is for porn...

Chun-Li: Deadpool!

Deadpool: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Chun-Li: That's gross! You're a pervert.

Deadpool: Ah, sticks and stones, Chun-Li.

Chun-Li: No, really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet.

Deadpool: Ohhhh?

Chun-Li: What?

Deadpool: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?

Dante: Ready!

Viewtiful Joe: Ready!

Ryu: Ready!

Deadpool: Let me hear it!

Deadpool and Men: The Internet is for porn...

Ryu: Sorry, Chun-Li!

Chun-Li: Huh?

Deadpool and Men: The Internet is for porn...

Ryu: I masturbate for glory!

Deadpool: All these guys unzip their flies for...

Deadpool and Men: Porn, porn, porn!

Chun-Li: The Internet is not for porn!

Deadpool and Men: PORN, PORN, P-

Chun-Li: HOLD ON A SECOND!

Deadpool: What?

Chun-Li: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Iron Man, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

Iron Man: That's correct.

Chun-Li: And Dante, you buy things on Amazon.

Dante: Sure!

Chun-Li: And Viewtiful Joe, you keep selling your possessions on E-bay.

Viewtiful Joe: Yes I do!

Chun-Li: And Ryu, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

Ryu: True!

Deadpool: Oh, but Chun-Li, what you think he do AFTER? Hmm?

Ryu: Yeah.

Chun-Li: EEEWWWWW!

Deadpool and Men: The Internet is for porn...

Chun-Li: Gross!

Deadpool and Men:The Internet is for porn...

Chun-Li: I hate porn!

Deadpool: Grab your dick and double-click...

Chun-Li: UGH!

Deadpool and Men: For porn, porn, porn!

Chun-Li: I hate men!

Deadpool and Men: Porn, porn, porn, porn...

Chun-Li: I'm leaving!

Deadpool and Men: Porn, porn, porn, porn...

Chun-Li: I hate the Internet! Ugh!

Deadpool: The Internet is for...

Deadpool, Dante, and Iron Man: Internet is for...

Deadpool and Men: INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

Deadpool: YEAH!