When the dust cleared, some... thing was in the crater.
At first it looked like a young girl, similar to Louise in size and stature. Yet on her head, two fluffy ears, like a stuffed rabbit's, sat on her head and her feet were white paws, dispelling any notions that she was human. Even the trinkets and clothes she wore seemed strange. The simple sundress was made of a simple pink cloth that looked much finer in thread than even Louise's own clothes, while the chain necklace with curious carrot adornment had similar fine detail done on it, despite it being what seemed to be more common metal.
This... beast-girl merely looked around inquisitively as she shook off the shock of the summoning. Louise could already hear the laughter and ridicule start again, only this time it seemed hesitant, much like how she felt about completing the ritual. It only got worse when the thing that was supposed to be her familiar focused on her and locked gazes.
And then it smirked.
Usagi, usagi, nani wo mite haneru?
Juugoya no tsuki dake ja monotarinai.
Yoru ni tobidashite tsuki to odorou.
Nemurenai, utage wa mada mada kore kara!
"TEWI!" Louise didn't know what to do. Her familiar, her... rabbit... thing... just wouldn't stop the pranks! Not only that, but even the most innocent words or phrase her familiar uttered felt like a threat to one person or another. And now she (once again) could not find that dratted "Youkai"!
"Tewi. Tewi. TEWI!"
Ra ra~ Usagi, usagi, nani wo mite haneru?
Juugoya no tsuki dake ja monotarinai.
Yoru ni tobidashite tsuki to odorou.
Mou dare mo ga tomerarenai tomaranai!
"Tewi" *smack* "you" *smack* "will" *smack* "Listen!" *smack* "To" *smack* "Me!"
After (another) embarrassment by her familiar, Louise had no choice but to bring out the riding crop to punish Tewi. As she whipped the rabbit's hindquarters the young mage delivered her lecture between strokes.
"Never!" *smack* "Do" *smack* "That" *smack* "Again!" *smack*
*Moan*
Stopping at the sound her familiar made, anger slowly turning into a reddening of the cheeks, Louise hesitantly asked, "Do you have anything to say, Tewi?" *smack*
*moan* "That... oooh that's starting to feel... soooo oh oh OH! ... good."
"Bwhaf.. ach...argh.. WHA?" *OOMPH*
By the time Louise caught her breath after having her stomach kicked, her familiar was long gone, and the door to her room was open... with Siesta, Kirche, and Tabitha all staring in and looking flushed.
"I never knew you were... so... deviant..."
Louise could only sputter while she stared at her bitter rival and replied, "Murghle.." *thud*
Kagome, kagome, kago no naka no tori wa.
Itsu, itsu deyaru? Ushiro no shoumen dare?
Kagome, kagome, kago no naka no tori wa.
Itsu, itsu deyaru? Ushiro no shoumen dare?
"I didn't expect you to be able to break into here."
"What did you expect? I'm the lucky white rabbit. I can manipulate luck."
"I must ask for you to leave without taking anything of value."
"Don't worry, I already got the thing I needed, old man."
20 minutes later, Old Osmond checked the inventory and found nothing missing from the Academy's vaults. Instead, there was an extra scroll.
On it were the words "I got your respect. And your Fear. That's all I need."
Ra ra~ Usagi, usagi, nani wo mite haneru?
Juugoya no tsuki dake ja monotarinai.
Yoru ni tobidashite tsuki to odorou.
Saa, minna, te wo furiage tsuitekoi!
Part 1 of Tewi's summoning. Reference: Eien Tewi, from Sekken-ya.