Pick-Up Lines

Naruto pov

So this is nice. It's quiet and peaceful, just sitting in a bench in the middle of a park under a tree. Yup this is totally peaceful…and a bit boring. I mean don't get me wrong, this is relaxing…in a way…actually it's kind of creepy in an 'it's so quiet I'm about to die if this was a horror movie.' Thank god it's not so I guess it would be relaxing to some people? But I'm not really a 'stay still and be quiet person.' Normally I would be at a kid's playground hearing kids scream and play but I thought that if I kept going there too often without a kid I would be accused of being a pedophile like this one creepy dude with yellow eyes and long girly looking hair. I want a kid. Sigh. There isn't anyone here! What the hell? This is a park, isn't it? Oh wait I see someone walking over here! Yay! Oh crap. No! I know that guy! He lives in the apartments in front of mine and he has that weird yet strangely cute chicken butt hair. Dammit please don't sit over here, please don't sit over here, please don't-

He sat next to me. I gulped. Crap, crap, crap. What do I do? What do I say? I should just leave before I make myself look like an idiot. But this might be my only chance to talk to him! Oh, who am I kidding? I see him everywhere! Maybe I should just use my next opportunity to talk to him.

"Giant polar bear." The dark-haired man said out loud, scaring and confusing the crap out of me.

"What?" I asked. Did I ask a question without noticing again? That sometimes happens when I have my inner monologues…but I was sure I was too nervous to say anything…

"It's an icebreaker. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart….kami that was lame. I'm sorry I'll do better next time." He said before walking away. I grinned at his slowly disappearing figure.

"You already did." I whispered softly to myself, before heading back towards my job.