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Jonathan slipped into a seat next to his wife at the back of the auditorium. Maddy turned briefly to press a quick kiss to his lips in greeting.

"So did I miss anything?"

Maddy snorted, eyes front. "The best part is about to begin."

Down on the stage, Adam Klaus was battling the anger of not one, not two but three scorned women.

"Wish I'd bought popcorn."

Jonathan reached into his duffel coat and brought forth a chocolate, handing it over without a word. He smirked as she devoured it with childlike fervour.

Meanwhile, Adam was sweating bullets. "I say..."

Finito.