Code Lyoko Evolution: Interrogation: CHAOTIC: Day 2

(Enter ODD and KAITLYN.)

KAITLYN: Hey guys! We're back! Bright and early!

ODD: Yupp. (He yawns.) Seriously, Moonscoop couldn't schedule this show to be later? Like say, 12:00pm?

KAITLYN: You know how they are.

ODD: True.

KAITLYN: Well, today, we're going to go behind the scenes of each episode.

ODD: Yep. You know, I never knew the Men in Black actually fought XANA to decide who gets Aelita.

KAITLYN: Wait, they did?

ODD: Yep.

KAITLYN: (Clueless.)How?

ODD: Just watch.

(Enter AELITA, XANA, and MEN IN BLACK PERSON.)

XANA: Well, look what we got here. Aaliyah, you're coming with me. (He grabs AELITA.)

AELITA: It's AELITA, Idiot.

MEN IN BLACK PERSON: Um, excuse me. I'm with the government. (He grabs AELITA from XANA.)

XANA: So? (He grabs AELITA back.)

MEN IN BLACK PERSON: I work for the government? Hello? I think I got a little more claim to this girl than some stupid computer program.

XANA: (Getting Angry.) It's XANA.

MEN IN BLACK PERSON: Yeah, whatever. Stupid.

XANA: I WILL TAKE YOU PRISONER!

MEN IN BLACK PERSON: BRING IT ON, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

AELITA: (Flees to her father.) Now's the time, Dad. Let's get out of here!

FRANZ: Quiet, honey. I'm watching this. GO XANA!

AELITA: DAD!

(XANA kick flips the MEN IN BLACK PERSON.)

FRANZ: HA! MY CREATION IS SO SMART!

MEN IN BLACK PERSON: You know what, this is stupid. I give up.

KAITLYN: So he left.

XANA: Well now that he's gone, I shall now take you both prisoners. MOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!

(He runs offstage with AELITA and FRANZ.)

ODD: Seriously? That's really how it happened?

KAITLYN: Yep.

ODD: Wow.

KAITLYN: Yep, and here's what happened after Aelita met Jeremie.

(Enter AELITA and XANA.)

XANA: AELITA!

AELITA: What?

XANA: Who was that you were just talking to?

AELITA: Um…. Nobody.

XANA: Girl, don't you lie to me! You had a little boy up in here!

AELITA: You're being overprotective!

XANA: I know what's best for you!

AELITA: I want out of this stupid, virtual world!

XANA: I kept you here to protect you, don't you see? From all those horrible people out there. And from bad influences on television and morning radio programs where all they talk about is bodily functions and getting wasted last night. That's why you were locked away. Because modern society is horrible, darling.

AELITA: Oh. You're just trying to protect me from the real world. I get it now.

XANA: See? It's because I love you that I lock you away in a tower and don't let anyone near you. Why do you think your father brought you here in the first place?

AELITA: Wait, so if you love me, then, why do you act so evil all the time?

XANA: Because that's the way Moonscoop intended me to be, and honestly, I'm just as sweet as I can be.

KAITLYN: Wait, what?

ODD: XANA, are you high again?

XANA: Maybe just a little.

KAITLYN: Figured.