FANMAD Episode 1: Harry potter and the Deathly Jack Sparrow/ Clash of the Teen Titan's
First Skit: Harry potter and the Deathly Jack Sparrow, Part 3
Ron Weasley: Harry! We need your help!
Harry potter: What's going on? Is voldemort alive and running a grocery store?
Ron: No, this is even worse! Hermione and Ginny are missing!
Harry: Well we can't search for them alone, now, can we?
Ron: What do you mean?
Harry: I called for some help from another movie.
Jack Sparrow: Excuse me, mate, do you know where I left my Black peril?
Title appears: Harry potter and the deathly Jack Sparrow, part 3
Ron: Can you help us find Hermione and Ginny?
Jack: Of course, mate, as long as you can pay me in beer while we work.
Harry: we have butter beer, would that work?
Jack: That'll do nicely.
Scene goes to a harbor
Harry: Why are we here again?
Jack: I'm searching for my ship and your friends are near her, correct?
Ron: What ship are you talking about? The big ship or that small green ship?
Jack: Small green…?
Ship (from ben 10 alien force): ship! Ship!
Jack: get out of here you manging…. Whatever you are.
Jack kicks Ship into the water. Scene shifts to the black peril.
Harry: Ron, Look, its Hermione and Ginny!
Hermione granger: Ron! Harry! That pirate guy killed Luna!
Harry: Wait, but this is just a kid's Book!
Jack: well, my movie was from Disney. Anything can happen.
Davy Jones: Jack Sparrow! We meet again!
Jack: what a nice opener.
Harry: You killed Luna, for That, Expelliarmus!
Davy: that little trick doesn't work on…
Davy Jones's sword he was carrying flies out of his hand.
Davy: Spoke too soon.
Harry: you will get it now, you dead muggle! Expect patronum!
Jack: and I thought Disney was bad.
Harry: we did it! We saved Ginny and won the rest of the world!
Ginny: what do we do now?
Jack: I know of a fountain that can save everyone's wizard powers.
Alex Russo(from wizards of Waverly place): Even mine?
Jack shoves her off the plank and into the middle of the ocean.
Jack: even pirates need some alone time.
The loud noise of FANMAD skips us toward our next skit.
Second skit: Clash of the Teen Titan's
Robin: teen Titans, assemble!
Raven: this is getting old.
Beast Boy: why can't we do something different for a change?
Robin: Slade's attacking Greece, we can't just ignore it!
Starfire: Greece? But that's where…
Starfire's sentence is cut off and the scene shifts to mount Olympus.
Robin: Stand Down Slade!
Slade: oh, I would, but I have Zeus on my side now.
Robin: Zeus?
Zeus: Oh hello. Can I shot them now?
Title: Clash of the teen titans
Cyborg: How are we supposed to a god?
Beast boy: I bet you I could turn into a god. Let me try…
Robin: beast boy, not now.
Hades: Zeus, are you busy?
Zeus: Not really, what do you want brother.
Hades: well, I released the kraken.
Beast boy(in kraken form): hey!
Hades: not you, the real kraken!
Cyborg: Hey!
Zeus: These guys are harder to figure out than the god of insanity.
Raven: There is a god of insanity?
Starfire: but that's already beast boy!
Beast boy: im what now?
Zeus: By the gods, if you can kill the kraken, you can leave.
Scene switches to the open sea. The teen titan's are in their submarine.
Robin: anything on the radar, Cyborg?
Cyborg: no, but my armor is getting wet!
Beast boy: haha!
Robin: not now, beast boy!
Beast boy: Hey, I think I see the kraken!
Robin: ok! Show him Raven's emotionless face!
Sticks raven's head out the window.
Raven: you could have done this at the beginning, you know.
Kraken turns to stone. Scene returns to mount Olympus.
Zeus: well, you did it! The earth is saved from the kraken! You are free to go.
Robin: This was a stupid mission…
Cyborg: You know, I think I'll just run a marathon instead.
Raven: Azarath metrion, Get the heck away from us.
Robin: Let's be nice, raven.
Raven: Niceness isn't in my dictionary.
Beast boy (as a tauntaun):
Robin: if this was a real episode, that would have been in the last episode released.
Starfire: everybody is a critic.
A loud shout of FANMAD ends the skit.