THE GOD OF TUMBLR

Lyrics by Sonic Stratagem. (Original song: "Stronger" by Kelly Clarkson.)

While you're out eating shawarma
You left me here alone
You locked my neck in a collar
A dog without a bone

Think you've seen the worst of me?
Think you saved their planet?
Bet you think you've changed your bastard brother's mind?

Then you better think again
It was all my master plan
Cause I always knew I had to lose to win

They're calling you the God of Thunder
Well, I'm the God of Tumblr!
Finally a place where I'm number one!

And they all love their God of Mischief
Don't care that I'm a misfit
Fangirls rule the world, so the world is mine!

So now I am the God of Tumblr, Tumblr!
Where I'm worshipped every night
And they all love their God of Mischief
Don't care that I'm a misfit
Fangirls rule the world, so the world is mine!

You thought that I was left for dead when I fell in "Thor"
You thought that I was so upset, smashed into the floor
Didn't think that I'd come back
I'd come back winning
You tried to save me but you see...

They're calling you the God of Thunder
But I'm the God of Tumblr!
Finally a place where I'm number one!

And they all love their God of Mischief
Don't care that I'm a misfit
Fangirls rule the world, so the world is mine!

So now that I'm the God of Tumblr, Tumblr!
I'm worshipped every night
And they all love their God of Mischief
Don't care that I'm a misfit
Fangirls rule the world, so the world is mine!

Thanks to you I won the fangirls' hearts and
Thanks to you I'm ruling Midgard's moms and
Thanks to you I'm finally making them kneel!
You know, mewling quim?
That "The Avengers" was just my new beginning!
With no end!

They're calling you the God of Thunder
Well, I'm the God of Tumblr!
Finally a place where I'm number one!

And they all love their God of Mischief
Don't care that I'm a misfit
Fangirls rule the world, so the world is mine!

So now I am the God of Tumblr, Tumblr!
I'm worshipped every night
And they all love their God of Mischief
Don't care that I'm a misfit
Fangirls rule the world, so the world is mine!

So now that I'm the God of Tumblr, Tumblr!
I'm worshipped every night
And they all love their God of Mischief
Don't care that I'm a misfit
Fangirls rule the world, so the world is mine!

The world is mine!