I just had this Friday, and I just typed the whole thing up tonight! Let me warn you: I can have slight humor. I can have big humor. And in this, I can have completely random humor. THIS STORY IS OF COMPLETELY RANDOM HUMOR!

Please enjoy!

Everything was normal in the Mushroom Kingdom, despite the fact something big was going on in the Mushroom Kingdom mall, to be specific, in the Gamestop.

If you really want me to tell you, Yoshi was running around the store, the game Super Mario Galaxy 2 in his hand, running away from Mario, who was bashing him with a bag of warm M&Ms.

"THAT'S THE LAST COPY! I WANT IT!" screamed Mario, bringing down the M&Ms again.

"Yoshi got his hands on it first! Yoshi gets it!" replied Yoshi, making a dash for the checkout counter. The checkout Toad was dozing slightly, barely paying any attention to what was going on.

"Mr. Toad! Can you check this out?" asked Yoshi, shaking the game in front of the Toad's face.

"Huh? Who? Oh, yeah."

Yoshi waited patiently, completely forgetting that Mario was chasing him. He didn't notice as Mario lifted up the bag right over his head. Yoshi screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

The Toad continued to lazily scan the game.

"Do ya want it in a bag?" he asked.

"No thanks!" said Yoshi, still running.

"Well, here. You got a Wii, right?" he asked.

"Yeah."

Suddenly, Wario came dashing into the store.

"OMG you guys! I just read that if you break the fourth wall and combine fictional characters with real life things, then the whole like totally universe explodes!"

Everybody froze, and even the checkout Toad seemed surprised.

"OMG!" he screamed. And just as Wario suspected, the whole like totally universe exploded.

Luigi was walking around Peach's Castle eating a bag of Skittles.

"Finally! A green one!"

Suddenly, there was a loud slam as Mario opened the castle door and stepped outside with a grumpy facial expression. He walked right past Luigi muttering something inaudible that may have been about baby lotion.

Luigi shrugged.

"What's new?" he said, walking over to the castle door. Just as he was about to touch the door knob, the door bursted open with a crowd of Toads streaming out.

"GET MARIO!" they screamed, running over Luigi, who was knocked onto the ground.

"Why are you guys chasing Mario?" asked Luigi.

"Because he stole my cap!" said a capless Toad.

"He ripped apart my teddy bear!" screamed another.

"HE USED MY BABY LOTION!" another screamed. "REBEL! REBEL!"

The stampede of Toads soon died down as Luigi picked himself up.

Luigi suddenly decided to join them for no particular reason.

"Yeah! I love to rebel!"

He caught up with the other Toads.

"DEFEAT!" screamed the Toads.

Mario backed up into a tree looking terrified.

"Help, Alex Trebek!" he shouted.

Suddenly, a light fell over Mario as the Jeopardy host came down from the sky in a halo and magical wings.

"The categories are-" started Alex.

"HELP ME!" said Mario.

The Toads gasped as Alex grabbed Mario by the neck and pulled him up into the clouds.

"Come to the magical world of Jeopardy!" said Alex.

"What? I don't want to be a contestant! NO!" complained Mario.

"Here are the contestants... an over-appreciated, self-centered princess..."

The cameras zoom into Peach who begins waving, but then a grand piano is chucked at her from the audience and she falls over, security guards helping her up.

"A fat Italian plumber that goes on repetitive adventures to go save princesses..."

"I told you I didn't want to be a contestant!" he shouted.

From the audience, someone shouts, "Shut up and win!"

"And an ugly Koopa who rips apart everything he sees while kidnapping innocent people!"

Boos echo from the crowd.

Alex Trebek flies in with his magical wings.

"The categories are... Mario... Mario... Mario... Mario... Mario... Luigi. Bowser, you get command of the board."

"I'll take Mario for 200."

Trebek reads the question.

"This person is named Mario."

Bowser dings in.

"What is Mario?"

"Correct."

"Same for 400."

"This man is Italian."

Bowser dings in.

"What is Mario?"

"Okay, um... Mario for 800."

"This Italian man is fond of this princess."

Peach dings in.

"Who is... who is... who is... who is Fawful?"

"Correct. Peach, you get to choose."

"Okay, Luigi for 400."

"This Italian man is a brother of this Italian man who hates this italian man who is brothers with this Italian man."

"Who is Waluigi?"

"Correct again!"

"Okay, Luigi for 200."

"This Italian man is brothers with Mario and is named Luigi."

Mario dings in.

"Donkey Kong?"

"You must phrase it in the form of 'what if'!"

Bowser dings in.

"Who is Squidward?"

"Correct."

"Mario for 68,476,398,576,389,568,934,658."

"This Italian man has a crush on this princess."

Bowser dings in.

"Who is me?"

"Correct."

Mario beams.

"You love me? I love you too, Bowser!"

Bowser and Mario run off their stands to hug each other.

Peach starts crying.

"Mario, I thought you loved me!"

Mario realizes what he is doing.

"Stop hugging me, you idiot!"

Mario releases himself and punches Bowser square in the stomach. Bowser whimpers and falls to the floor.

"I do love you, Peach!" said Mario, embracing her.

"No you don't! You cheated on me!"

"That was BOWSER. BOWSER IS DISGUSTING."

"I still hate you! I'm finding someone else to share my desperate love to!"

She looks around, and the first person she sees is Alex Trebek.

"Alex, I love you! Do you love me?"

"No! Put me down! You are a video game character!"

Peach lifts up Alex and carries him down off the stage, the crowd applauding.

"Best Jeopardy ever!" someone yells.

I'm not sure if I'll make more. I'll have to think about it, so for now I'll put it down as incomplete. I hope you liked it!