I wrote this together with a friend - her online name is mustang-girl - she played Shizuo.

played Izaya and wrote the start xD ~~ There are already more chapters but they all still need to be edited, so you have to stick with one for now. Have fun~

Oh yeah, this story might sound a lil highschoolerish (is that even a word?) but we just wanted to have fun and I think that way the story got funnier~

If not you shouldn't read it - well, I warned you - Characters are only to 50% in character xD

AND

ENGLISH is our boths SECOND language... yeah, so there are sure many mistakes~ ^^;

Izaya was watching over his beloved humans on the net again. It was quite entertaining to read about their misery and how they tried to get advice from invisible people around all over the world. But one night a dollars member started sending the other members a link to a new website. The page was called "www . Shizaya . org". Out of curiosity he opened the page and started to read through it...

And then he couldn't believe what he just read. It made him furious - at first. How could someone (he had a certain idea who) even think about something like that? But somehow Izaya managed to stay at this page for 3 hours...

It was a sunny but still windy day in Ikebukuro.

After it slowly became a part of Izaya's daily routine, the man walked down the streets of Ikebukuro ever so often. In a glimpse he recognized Kadota's group standing next to tall blond man- Oh, Bingo, Shizuo Heiwajima.

The man seemed being into light distress especially after Erika was shoving him her iPhone into his face…

Wait.

Erika made this "Shizaya . org" website and now she sure showed it to Shizuo with her phone.

Izaya sure didn't want to save the man but he couldn't stand the possibility that the debt collector interprets too much into those fanstories there and actually wants to warm up with him or for god's sake try something like in those stories. He hated that monster after all.

"HEY ERIKA-SAN~!" He stepped closer to them. "I am curious, what are you showing the protozoan~?"

Erika turned around and squeaked in joy. "IZA-CHAN! I just showed him ''! Finally I am getting to know people who think the same way as me! Shiuz-Shizu likes it too, doesn't he~?" Shizuo put his hands in his pockets, and started walking away. Better not respond to THIS...

Izaya smiled at the woman. It was so easy to make Shizuo run away? Amazing~.

"Oh THAT! You mean ME AND SHIZUO HAVING SEX~!" He said it loud enough so that the ex-bartender could hear it too. Erika continued for Izaya: "Yeah~ wouldn't that be wonderful~!"

Shizuo almost trips.

The informant booker twitches a little at the woman. Sometimes she was really hard to deal with. But it really was funny to tease Shizuo that way. "Haha, if you say so. I think you should shut down this page soon. You never know what could happen~…. After all this world can be very cruel." He smirked at her.

And then it made click to her. But the man sure scared her. She clinged to Kadota's arm. "...D-Dotachin! Is he serious?"

Shizuo recovered his stance and threw a glare at Erika, before deciding to play along. He came back, although staying a few feet off. "Right Flea. I bet it excites you doesn't it?" "Excites? You must mistaken me with someone else. Maybe it is you who get all excited over it~ I just saw how your face turned red when Erika showed you the page... Don't deny it, Shizu-chan~"

Shizuo growls at him. "Of course it did! Why the hell aren't you embarrassed about something like THAT?"

Izaya scoffed at him. "Sex is a natural thing. And people imagining sex by writing about it too. I don't see a point in getting embarrassed over it~ Maybe Shizu-chan is sooo embarrassed because he still is a virgin.~" Shizuo turns bright red again. He IS still a virgin, but why the hell did the flea know that? Hell, he didn't even know whether he's straight or not, since he really never got the chance to really see anyone that way. "S-shut up! "

Shizuo lingered now a few feet away from Izaya and Togusa's van, he was trying very hard not to feel flustered like he did. Fuck, he couldn't even get mad like this, and now off all times his own temper would've been very convenient. "Those... in the story… this ..P-positions... How can you NOT be embarrassed?" He muttered, His expression angry, but his face flustered.

Izaya put on a fake surprised face. "Positions?"

He then turned back to his usual smirk. "Ne, how much did you exactly read, my dear Shizu-chan?" Shizuo went even redder, even random outstanders would notice now. "I d-di-din't read anythi-thing!" He grabbed on to some random traffic sign nearby.

Izaya backed away two steps from Shizuo and put his hands in his pockets ready to pull out his knife "Aw Shizu-chan~ As soon as you are at a lose of words you tend to violence. You were so much sweeter in one of those stories~ And before you ask, I only read one thanks to that annoying woman."

Shizuo blinked slowly in surprise, failing to understand what Izaya was going on about. "Huh?"

Sure he usually got mad at the flea and lost control, but, right now... Oh. Ah, so that's why. He hadn't notice he'd been holding on to a traffic sign for support. He then managed a grin. "So you actually read it. What a perv." It was now Izaya's turn to blink for a moment. How was that protozoan able to hear only that part out? He had to gain control of the situation again. He grinned back at Shizuo.

"Well, I sure read less than you. I had to gather information on what this page was about I am an informant after all. It seems like the real perv is you, Shizu-chan~

Seeing his reaction Shizuo decided two could play this game. And he chuckled. "Actually, I only saw 4 pages, I think you win there. So, I was sweet huh? Bet you like that." Shizuo wasn't playing his game like Izaya wanted but the blond always had been so unpredictable. He needed to get away from here without spilling any more.

"Pff, like hell. But you were the one reading the smut and who ever said I read something so disgusting like you did? Tch, Shizu-chan, please, don't get any weird ideas in the future. I am sorry, but I don't like you that way~ Well, sayonara! I have important business after all."

He turned around.

mustang-girl: I'm too much in character... I just got the sweetest smile on my face... and now I;m trying to hide it with a pout
Pelissa: ... oh lol... don't hide it~^^ *is giggling and smiling for 3 minutes now*
Pelissa: *just got into a hysterical laugh fit*
mustang-girl: -grin- -smile- -giggle- -frown- smile- ... my face has working hard... ... haha!
Pelissa: lol our faces should get paid for that xD

And for everyone who really takes that side comment serious (I mean really? =_= ) IT WAS A JOKE...