Inspired and mostly based on a facebook message in

"Haha. When Albert slid in home I went "YEAHHH!" apparently loud enough that my downstairs neighbor heard, ran up the stairs, knocked on the door, high fived me, and then went back down. Hahahaha."

I sighed as I looked at all the papers I had to finish by today. I groaned as I realized I needed to get started if I wanted any amount of sleep tonight. Okay, focus Sasuke…this is going to take forever and I have no motivation whatsoever. Then I grinned at the thought of my motivation. The blonde haired man, that lives downstairs, I only ever see him on the elevator and whenever I get coffee which he works in. speaking of coffee I think I deserve one right about now, especially if I need to stay awake long enough to finish all this useless paperwork.

I put on my jacket before walking out of my door and to the elevator. I then proceeded to walk out of the front desk of the apartment giving the person behind the counter a small wave, before stepping outside into the cool air of the late afternoon. I walked to the café which is only about a block or two away from the apartment. As I entered I noticed immediately that they got a new couch and not just any couch but an orange couch. I admired the blonde behind the counter with a straight look in my face.

"I don't know why but I feel like that is you're doing?" I said as I pointed to the blindingly orange couch.

"Hey, you can't just accuse me of doing that. It could have been anyone! Believe it!" Naruto said with a grin.

"Yes because Shikamaru would obviously be awake long enough to pick the couch and drag it here." I said sarcastically nodding my head to the direction of where Shikamaru would be dead asleep. Naruto pouted, looking so adorable doing it.

"So! The room needed a little orange! It was looking depressing, but now it looks more comfy." Naruto said. I nodded at his answer and looked around again noticing this time how the orange ties the room together.

"HEY! Are you gonna order anytime soon? You fag." Complained an impatient nobo(dy) - Itachi.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I hissed at him. Itachi grinned at me before shrugging.

"I was in the neighborhood-"

"Bullshit"

"I decided to stop by and visit my lovely favorite little brother-"

"I'm your only brother."

"But you weren't at your apartment-"

"So you stalked me."

"And I happened to be walking by-"

"I can see your car."

"so I decided to say hi. And to meet your…friend."

"So you want to embarrass me?"

"I would never-"

"Leave."

"What?"

"Leave!"

Itachi sighed before making a mental note of Naruto's name. He waved goodbye to the both of them before walking out.

"I'm sorry about him. He's so annoying." Sasuke sighed out. And Naruto laughed out loud.

"Quite frankly that was entertaining. Anyways, just a black coffee, right?" Naruto asked and Sasuke nodded. Naruto turned and made his coffee really quick.

"That would be-" Sasuke interrupted him by handing him a 20.

"Keep the change." Sasuke said before walking out.

Sasuke walked back to his apartment and started working on the paperwork.

~Few hours later~

"I'm done. YEAHHH!" I screamed loudly. "Take that Itachi! I'm that much closer to taking over the family business from y-" my monologue was interrupted by someone knocking on the door.

"N-Naruto?" I stuttered.

"High five!" He said as he held his left hand out to me.

"ummm." I said as I awkwardly gave him a high five.

"Later." Naruto said as went back downstairs.

"What the hell just happened today?" I muttered to myself before going to bed.