Land of Wave and Zabuza's Sword that Can't Cut through Reinforce Rice Paper Arc:

Chapter 14~Clown Violence is Cruel but Hilarious~

Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me nor dose any of the other random reference in this story

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Demon and other uber being

The Bridge

Boss Summons vs Tokin Unit & Behemoths

"So we have to deal with robot-boy and the overgrown cows huh?" Byakko said.

"Guess so," Soul replied.

"Fun, Futon: Kaze-ju no Hoko (Wind Release: Wind Beast Roar)," Byakko muttered as he unleashing a mighty roar that blast the Behemoths and Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit back away from the bridge while Soul took to the sky.

"Katon: Hi Hitoyasumi (Fire Release: Fire Breather)" Soul said unleashing a stream of flame at the enemies.

"Raiton: Inazuma (Lightning Release: Lightning Bolt)," one of the Behemoth growled as it send a blast of lightning at both summons in retaliation.

"Chakura Imochi (Chakra Blast)," the Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit said as its hand began to glow before it fired a beam of chakra at them from it. Byakko dodge the Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit's attack before drawing his sword and charged at them. He left gashes on both of the Behemoths when he got between them and did a diagonal slash with his sword. He then jump backward to avoid the mechanical fist of the Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit and dodged the Behemoth on his right that was storming in at him but was slam by the Behemoth on his left. That Behemoth was strike by Soul when he dive-bomb at it then Soul tail whip the other Behemoth with his bone tail however the Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit strike him with a bone breaking punch.

"Katon: Hi no Tama (Fire Release: Ball of Flame)," Soul said spewing multiply orbs of fire in the air that floated toward the enemy badly burning them. Next he bit down on one of the Behemoths and flings it at the other two opponents.

"Futon: Kaze-ju Surasshu (Wind Style: Wind Beast Slash)," Byakko said sending blades of wind at the fallen enemies making claw like scratches appeared on them. "If you light the fire then I will fan the flame," he said to Soul.

"Hai, Katon: Rei Ryu Moka (Fire Release: Spirit Dragon Inferno)," Soul replied as he breathe out a torrent of blue fire that scorch the very air, land and river.

"Futon: Kaze-ju Kyodaina Hoko (Wind Release: Wind Beast Mighty Roar)," Byakko roared loudly creating a corporal wind tiger of the same size as him. The wind-tiger was then engulfed by the blue inferno when it touched the flames, setting it ablaze changing it to a blazing blue fire-tiger attack. When the combine attacks strike the two Behemoth the blue flame-tiger that was form let loose a deafening roar as it exploded burning and blasting the Behemoths to smithereens. Then Byakko, using his claw and sword, and Soul, using his own claw and tail, unleashed their fury on the Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit tearing it apart piece by piece until there was nothing left of him but a pile of junk.

"That take care of it," Soul said spitting out the Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit detach arm.

"Yeah hopeful the kid can take care of the rest of them," Byakko said sheathing his katana then both summonses dispel themselves since they were done with their battle and on their last drop of chakra.

Genins, Fallen & Hellhounds vs Runners, Underlings Fuhyo, Keima & Kyosha Units

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu (Summoning Technique)," Sasuke said summoning forth a flock of hawks. "Aids us in our battle against our enemies," he told them.

"Hai, Sasuke-sama," the hawks replied.

"Raiton: Dengeki Senjin (Lighting Release: Blitzkrieg Blade)," Sasuke said slashing his Chokuto diagonally downward releasing a earth shattering lightning attack cutting down a few Runners and Underlings while blasting back a Keima (Knight) unit.

"Kagemane no Jutsu (Shadow Possession Technique)," Shikamaru said binding a Kyosha (Lance) unit and a pair of Fuhyo (Pawn) units.

"Nikudan Sensha (Human Bullet Tank)," Choji said mowing down the bind units.

"Chakura Gazo (Chakra Shot)," the Kyosha (Lance) unit said striking back after it pick itself up from the ground follow by the two Fuhyo (Pawn) units. Ino and Sakura were backing up the three genin by sniping down the enemies with kunai and shuriken. Naruto's summoned skeleton warriors, the Fallen, on the other hand were battling the enemies with their sword, battleaxes, spears and any other kind of weapons that they were wielding. The Hellhounds bite, claw and pounce at any enemies that they can their hands on. Sasuke's hawk summons dive-bombs, pecks and unleashed their elemental attacks from the sky when they found an opening while the battle rages on.

"We need to end this fast," Shikamaru said dodging a chakra shot from the Keima (Knight) unit.

"Katon: Funka (Fire Release: Eruption)," Sasuke said slamming his Chokuto down on the ground causing the Fuhyo (Pawn) units that surrounded him to be blasted by a fiery explosion. "Katon: Nobi o Arekuruu (Fire Release: Raging Wildfire)," he said following the attack with a horizontal circular swing as his now red hot Chokuto cleave the Fuhyo (Pawn) units in half and igniting them on fire originating from where they were cut. The fire consumed their entire body destroying all three of the Fuhyo (Pawn) units. However the attack was too much for the Chokuto as it began to crack and then break in half. "There goes my blade," Sasuke said looking down at his shattered weapon. "Anyways I guess Sakura and I can use those super awesome secret elemental techniques that Naruto created for us to use on the remaining enemies," he stated remembering what happen a few days ago.

Flashback no Jutsu

A Few Day Ago

"Alright my beloved teammate, I have gifts for two of my closest genin comrades of team 7," Naruto said to his other teammate.

"Sakura, you and me are the only genins of team 7, dobe," Sasuke deadpanned.

"Which is a good thing because if there are other genins on the team you two would most likely be at the bottom of the list of my closest teammate," Naruto replied.

"That's not a nice thing to said," Sakura stated.

"Considering that one of my teammate is the king of emo world and the other is his number one fan-girl, the only reason you two are at the top of the list is because there is no competition," Naruto deadpanned.

"We gotten better at not acting like that," Sakura muttered.

"Which I'm grateful for and which is why I am rewarding you two, Haruno-san," Naruto replied. "And since we are training on our elemental affinity I decided to give you some awesome overkill ridiculously destructive jutsu based on those affinities."

"So you know a spirit that knows some powerful lightning and/or fire jutsu?" Sasuke asked.

"No the lightning and fire jutsus I am giving you are some of the ones that I created myself," Naruto replied.

"You created some lightning and fire jutsus how come we never see you used them in battle before?" Sasuke asked.

"It because I have difficulty using lightning and fire jutsus, I end up using too much chakra, have trouble control the jutsu or the jutsu is weaker than it should be. I think it because I have an affinity for wind, considering the relationship it has to those two elements, that I have this problem," Naruto mused.

"Well it is really generous of you to teach us these techniques though we kind of feel bad that we are not returning the favor especially our deadbeat sensei," Sakura said.

"Hey I'm teaching you how to master your elemental affinity doesn't that count for something?" Kakashi asked.

"You were promoted from total useless to deadbeat," Naruto replied.

"Alright once we get back to Konoha I will teach you everything I know and pull some strings to cover for thing that I don't know," Kakashi declared.

"Shouldn't you done that in the first place?" Naruto deadpanned.

"Well I was waiting for you guys to overcome the issues that plague your life, meaning Sakura's fan-girl tendency, Sasuke's broody emo obsessive revenge antsy thingy and Naruto's borderline insanity. But now that Sakura is less of a fan-girl, Sasuke is no longer revenge obsess and Naruto wasn't that much of a problem to begin with I think we can up your guys training," Kakashi said thoughtfully.

"Meaning you don't want us to torture you for slacking off," Naruto stated.

"I prefer calling it taking it slow and easy but yes," Kakashi said.

"Anyways for you teme I give one S-rank, five A-rank, and five B-rank fire and lightning jutsu each. As for you, Haruno-san, I give you the same ranks and number of jutsu but for water and earth each instead of fire and lightning. Practices so you don't end up killing yourself when you use them, anyways these super awesome secret elemental techniques are yours to keep," Naruto said.

"Super awesome secret elemental techniques, couldn't you come up with a better name for it?" Sasuke deadpanned.

"Yes but nothing I come up with was on the level of 'super awesome secret elemental techniques'," Naruto replied.

End Flashback no Jutsu

Back with the Genins and Others

"He may be borderline insane and an idiot at time but the jutsus he comes up with are not that bad however there's no way in hell I telling him that," Sasuke muttered. "Sakura do you have those elemental jutsu that Naruto give us master?"

"Just the B and A-rank jutsus, none of the S-rank ones," she replied.

"And I'm capable of doing one S-rank jutsu currently," Sasuke said.

"Katon: Kaen Hosha-ki (Fire Release: Flamethrower)," the Keima (Knight) units said as their mechanical horses unleashing a stream of fire at the genins while the Kyosha (Lance) units shot at them with their chakra firearm.

"Doton: Ishi-hei (Earth Release: Stone Soldier)," Sakura said creating a stone warrior with a lance and a large shield that block the enemies attacks. "Suiton: Ryu Maki (Water Release: Waterspout)," she cried out calling forth a whirling vortex of water that pull in the remaining Kyosha (Lance) units.

"Raiton: Soto Rairyu-dan (Lightning Release: Two-headed Lightning Dragon Bullet)," Sasuke said creating a twin-head dragon made of electricity that warp both of it long neck around the waterspout in opposite direction powering the water attack. The combine attacks electrocuted all the Kyosha (Lance) units bring them down for the count. "Shikamaru bind the remaining two mounted units, Choji get me close to them," Sasuke ordered.

"Troublesome, Kagemane no Jutsu (Shadow Possession Technique)," Shikamaru said stopping the enemies movement with his shadow.

"Bubun Baika no Jutsu (Partial Expansion Technique)," Choji said enlarging his arm and hand. Sasuke jumped on the palm of Choji's hand, Choji then launch Sasuke up in the air and to land in front of the Keima (Knight) units as Shikamaru shadow receded.

"Katon: Fushicho Fukkatsu (Fire Release: Phoenix Rebirth)," Sasuke called out as flames engulfed him then a red large blazing fire bird emerge from the flames. The fiery bird charged at the two remaining Keima (Knight) units incinerating them to ashes. Around the genins and the summons were taking down the last of Frankenstein's creations, once done the summons dismiss themselves.

"That the last of them and from the look of thing the boss summons won their battle," Sakura stated then suddenly the sky was set ablaze.

"And from the look of things Naruto is living up to his destructive nature," Sasuke deadpanned as he look up at the red fiery sky created by his teammate.

Naruto & the Jonins vs Frankenstien & the Kinsho Unit

"Naruto?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah, Ero-Kakashi-sensei," Naruto replied.

"I wish you stop calling me that," Kakashi cried with anime tears. "Anyways we are facing two ridiculously strong opponents aren't we?" he asked.

"Who are also S-ranked immortals that are on the Shinigami hit list," Obito added.

"So do you have a plan or are we going to wing it?" Kakashi asked.

"Of course I have a plan," Naruto replied. "And it's this, CHARGE!" he exclaimed as he flew straight at Frankenstien and the Kinsho (Gold General) unit to only be punch in the face by the mechanical soldier causing everyone to sweat-drop.

"Pathetic, did you think that would work on me meat-bag?" Kinsho (Gold General) unit scoffed.

"Of course not this is only a delay tactic, Bunshin Daibakuha (Shadow Clone Explosion)," another Naruto said appearing next to Kakashi while the Naruto that was punch in face exploded consuming the enemies in the blast.

"You caught us by surprise but it's going to take more than a single explosion to bring us down," a singed Frankenstein said as the dust cleared.

"Who said it was only a single explosion I set up for you guys," Naruto stated with a smirked on his face.

"Naruto you're not thinking of…" Kakashi began but was interrupted by a light tremor followed by a loud thunderous sound of an explosion.

"I came up with some new themes for my exploding clone series that I dying to try out," Naruto said as a penguin waddle up to the enemies and exploded.

Meanwhile in Akatsuki's Hidden Lair

Deidara was looking in the direction of Wave with a tear in his eye. "Someone out there is preforming a great performance of art," he said wipe the tear out of his eye. "Art is a bang, un" Deidara said pumping his fist up in the air.

"Art is eternal you brainless twit," Sasori stated.

"Both of you shut the hell up. We are not here for your stupid art argument," Pein exclaimed.

"Tobi is not arguing because Tobi is a good boy," Tobi the orange masked member stated.

"That's nice Tobi," Pein sighed while his real body which was in a hidden room was bang his head complaining about working with a bunch of Baka. "Now since everyone is here, I want to inform you all to continue gathering information on each of your target and if you get the chance capture then," he stated.

"Understood and we shall all follow those orders expect for a few weeks during this summer, where I will be cashing in my vacation time to attend the Pocky Festival," Itachi stated in a serious tone.

"We get vacation time!" the other members exclaimed while Pein eyes were twitching madly.

"Our goals are too important to waste on Pocky," Pein stated.

"Nothing is more important than Pocky," Itachi said with a tone dripping in venom, "beside the festival is being held in Konoha in conjunction with the Chunin Exam, so I can check up on the Kyuubi after the festival. And if you don't let me go, I will report you to the Evil Organization Union," he stated.

"We have a union!" the others exclaimed again.

"We're not really an evil organization but a world peace organization, our methods may be a tad radical and we may be label as extremist but it's still for peace damn it," Pein stated.

"Yeah but we have enough qualifications to be file as one, beside it count as a benefit for taxes," Itachi shrugged.

"True," Pein stated, "and fine you can go on your vacation but take Kisame with you," he sighed.

"Okay," Itachi replied.

"Now next on our agenda is coming up with a new fashionable design for our uniform? What?" Pein exclaimed staring at Konan.

"What! I'm a women and I want to act like a girl from time to time so I can feel pretty," Konan stated.

"Must be her time of month again," Pein muttered.

"What was that," she growled.

"Nothing, just saying you're very beautiful today," Pein replied quickly putting his hand up in defense.

"That what I thought," Konan stated in a firm tone. "Oh and thank you for the compliment," she giggled while turning her face away from him to blushing and poking her finger together like a certain Hyuga.

While the members continue their discussion their orange masked member, Tobi, was plotting his diabolical schemes. "Tobi is a good boy," Tobi uttered his evil catchphrase.

Back to Naruto and the Others

'Honk, Honk BOOM!' as a clown riding a unicycle rode up to the two immortals and blew up.

"I may be against clown violence but I can't help but find it hilarious," Naruto stated.

"So are you going to just keep blowing them up with your clones?" Kakashi asked.

"Nah, it became less entertain a minute ago, Kai (release)," Naruto said as he channel some chakra through Mugen no Sora (Endless Sky) causing a fox's skull to appeared. It then circle around the staff until it settled on top of it as a blade form at the bottom of it mouth making Mugen no Sora (Endless Sky) look like a death scythe with a fox skull on top of it.

"That's new," Kakashi commented.

"It's Mugen no Sora (Endless Sky) release form, I called it Mugen Sora no Kitsune (Fox of the Endless Sky). I don't use it in Konoha much because of how it looks," Naruto stated.

"Yeah that would freak most of the villagers, all things considering. So I guess that that form give you a power boost or something?" Kakashi asked.

"Well I think it might boost my elemental and physical attack power, I wasn't really paying any attention during the explanation but there's no denying that it is really badass," Naruto stated.

"The Mugen Sora no Kitsune (Fox of the Endless Sky) boosted your elemental, physical and Shinigami no Okurimono (Gift of the Death God) Kekkei Genkai attack power. Do remember that for next time," Obito stated.

"What the hell, are we in a RPG," Asuma deadpanned.

"Less taking more attacking, we have some dangerous enemies to deal with here," Zubuza growled.

"Okay, don't get your ninja panties in a twist," Naruto stated causing Zubaza to have a tick mark. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Shadow Clone Technique)," he said creating two clones.

"It doesn't matter how many exploding clone you use, you won't defeat us," Legion stated.

"Though constantly being blowup is kind of getting annoying," Frankenstein said.

"Well then let try this," Naruto said unsealing two kunai with seals written on the handle which he give to the two clones. "You know what to do," he stated as the two clones disappear to only appear behind the enemies. "Konohagakure Hiden Tijutsu Ogi: Sennen Goroshi: Roketto-ban (Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death: Rocket Version)," both clones said at the same time as they both shove their kunai up the enemies' rear end launching them up in the air with the kunai stuck to their behinds. Suddenly the bottom of the kunai's handle ignited and them burst into flames to blasting them higher into the air as Jonins swear-drop at the attack that was used.

"I really regret teaching him that attack, well more use on him than teach him," Kakashi muttered.

"I don't think you can called that an attack, it more of a sexually harassment than an attack," Zubaza deadpanned.

"Futon: Genzai Josho Kiryu (Wind Release: Rising Air Current)," one of the clone said as he flew up in the air at high speed past the two airborne enemies drag them even higher before dispelling.

"Use your most power wind or fire jutsu when I say so," Naruto told them as he watch the enemies fall back down to earth. "Now Katon: Sora o Moyashi (Fire Release: Burning Sky)," Naruto said setting the sky ablaze along with the enemies.

"Futon: Kaze-ju Toboe (Wind Release: Wind Beast Howl)," the clone said using the continuous sonic wind attack to fan the flame before it dispel.

"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique)," Kakashi and Obito said together fueling the fire attack.

"Futon: Daitoppa (Wind Release: Great Breakthrough)," Asuma said adding more power to the attack. Once the fire clear two burnt bodies crashed landed on the ground.

"That hurts," Frankenstein said getting up flacking off some burned skins and putting a few flames on his clothes out.

"You will suffer for dirtying my armor meat-sack," Legions added sporting some scorch mark.

"Kuso, I still have trouble using fire jutsu. I think I put more chakra then needed," Naruto said catching his breath, he then got into his battle stance follow by charge straight toward Legion as his scythe cross blade with Legion's gun-blade. "Futon: Kaze-ju no Hoko (Wind Release: Wind Beast Roar)," Naruto said as he unleashed the deafening wind attack at Frankenstein blasting him backward. Legion then raised his gun-blade to slashed Naruto to only be block by Zabuza's sword.

"Raiton: Raikiri (Lighting Release: Lighting Blade)," Kakashi said running toward Legion as he try to pierce him with his electrical charge hand.

"Chakurashirudo (Chakra Shield)," Legion said blocking the attack to the point that only a light scratch appeared on his armor. "Chakurasji (Chakra Surge)," he said as he released a burst of energy blasting back Kakashi, Zabuza and Naruto. The three then engage close combat against Legion with their weapons.

"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique)," Obito said sending a large fireball at Frankenstein as he choose to engaged in a battle with him.

"Suiton: Suidan no Jutsu (Water Release: Water Bullet Technique)," Frankenstein said sending a blast of water to counter the fire attack. Obitio then burst through the haze that form when the attack collide striking Frankenstein with his scythe as Asuma join the battle with his wind-chakra infuse chakra blade. The sound of metal hitting metal was heard as the battle rage on while the sky began to darken unknown to those that were fighting.

"It is just me or did it just get darker?" Frankenstein asked finally noticing the change in the forecast.

"So it finally took effect, okay everyone fallback Suiton: Uzu Kangoku (Water Release: Vortex Prison)," Naruto said trapping both Legion and Frankenstein inside a watery cyclone once everyone retreated.

"Took effect? Were you waiting for something?" Kakashi asked.

"You didn't think that I set the sky ablaze because I think it was totally awesome did you?" Naruto asked.

"You didn't?" he asked rising an eyebrow.

"No I did but I also wanted to heat up the atmosphere. Now Ero-Kakashi-sensei since you are a genius considered this warm air rapidly rising to area of cooler air in a moist environment is a perfect condition for what?" Naruto asked.

"No way," Kakashi exclaimed as he look up at the sky.

"What?" Zabuza asked.

"My borderline insane student created that," Kakashi replied pointing toward the sky.

"Clouds so?" Zabuza asked.

"Not just any kind of clouds but thunderclouds," Kakashi replied.

"Why thunderclouds," Asuma asked only for Naruto to replied with smirk on his face.

"Raiton: Raijin Kaminaridaiko (Lighting Release: Thunder God Lightning Drum)," Naruto said as a thousand deafening lightning bolts strike where the two enemy were as a blinding flash fill the area.

"Damn there goes my hearing!" Asuma yelled.

"What!" Kakashi yelled.

"What the hell, they're still alive," Zabuza said as the dust cleared to show that two enemy where still standing but tired and in a lot of pain.

"Kuso that hurt like hell, I think all of my Doton organs are destroyed," Frankenstein groaned.

"Most of my circuits are fried I'm barely operational," Legion stated.

"Then you don't mind if I cease your function permanently. Everyone stay behind me I don't want you to get in the crossfire, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Shadow Clone Technique)," Naruto said creating four clones. The clones pair off and began to create a ball of chakra in one of their hand while Naruto change Mugen Sora no Kitsune (Fox of the Endless Sky) from a scythe to a sword with a chakra blade and the fox skull became a guard as it rest at the hilt. The clones without the ball of chakra in their hand kick Legion up in the air before dispelling. "Rasengan (Sprialling Sphere)," the clones with the ball of chakra said slam it on Legion causing a dent on its armor before dispelling. Naruto on the hand was causing wind chakra spin around from his arm to the tip of Mugen Sora no Kitsune's (Fox of the Endless Sky) blade encasing it in a shell of whirling chakra. He then flew straight toward Legion with his blade pointed at his enemy as he began to fall. "Futon: Sonikku Ha (Wind Release: Sonic Blade)," Naruto said as he went supersonic breaking the sound barrier causing the whirling chakra that surround the blade to grow and cover his entire body in whirlwind with threads of wind-blade spinning behind him.

"Hyoton: Hyoga Kabe (Ice Release: Glacier Wall)," Frankenstein said creating a wall of ice to block the threads of blade that were whipping at him only for it to cut through the wall leaving him bloody and cut up. As for Legion the attack drill through him piercing, cutting and grinding him up as it obliterated most of his upper body as Naruto flew through and pass Legions.

At the Pirate Ship

"Don't worry drunken old dude I will protect you with my mighty hammer of awesomeness while Naru-Naru kick some bad guys ass," Ju said swing his metal hammer around.

"Something tells me that this kid is as insane as the blonde one and why are we on a pirate ship?" Tazuna asked.

"Considering how fast they bonded there some truth to that," Tree stated.

"And we are on a pirate ship because it is a pirate ship why wouldn't we be on it," Cloud exclaimed.

"Also we just saw the blond-baka just lit the sky on fire do you want to be in the middle of that or get caught in the crossfire of it?" Kurama asked.

"No," Tazuna replied looking at Kurama because he's still not use to a talking fox, a talking pork bun, two talking dolls and a really strange kid.

"So who give the baka-brat a kami forsaken hammer?" Kurama asked.

"I did," Mokona replied.

"So you give a hyperactive eight year old a war hammer to cause untold destruction upon the world, what were you thinking pork bun?" Kurama asked.

"I didn't give a hyperactive eight year old a war hammer to cause untold destruction on the world, I give a hyperactive eight year old a war hammer that is infuse with the power of lightning, storm and weather to cause untold mass destruction upon the world and I give it to him because he look so adorable with it," Mokona replied.

"Infuse with the power of lightning, storm and weather?" Kurama asked.

"It is a replica of a weapon called Mjolnir, a weapon that is wielded by Thor a Norse mythical god of thunder, lightning, storms and a bunch of other things. It may be a replica but its power still equal to the original," Mokona replied.

"Zap! Take that you Covenant scum, Zap!" Ju said releasing a small amount of electricity from his hammer.

"They call me a force of nature but I met two beings that can cause more destruction than me," Kurama huffed. "Hmm it looks like Gato is about to make his appearance," he said look out at the distance.

"Really?" Tazuna asked.

"Do you know anyone else the stink of greed, corruption and overcompensation?" Kurama asked.

"No," he replied.

"Thought so, hmm this presence it can't be, what the hell is he doing here," Kurama growled as he look across the bridge. "You four stay here and protect the bridge builder, I have to warn Naruto about this," he said as he vanished in a whirl of red chakra.

"What was that about?" Tazuna asked.

Naruto and the Other

"Well that take care of the robotic battalion," Naruto breathed out heavily as he appeared next to the others.

"You okay?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah just feeling a bit drain especially from that last jutsu, it took a lot out of me. But this should help however since I took one already this should be the last one for me today," Naruto replied as he took out a soldier pill and ate it.

"You really are a troublesome guy knowing a powerful justu like that," Shikamaru said walking up to them.

"Hn looks like one of your crazy original jutsu," Sasuke commented.

"And from the destruction it cause I said is a S-rank jutsu," Kakashi mused.

"Yeah and the process of creating it is the reverse of creating the Futon: Rasenshuriken (Wind Release: Spiraling Shuriken)," Naruto said.

"What do you mean?" Sakura asked.

"For the Futon: Rasenshuriken (Wind Release: Spiraling Shuriken) you learn shape transformation than add nature transformation. The Futon: Sonikku Ha (Wind Release: Sonic Blade) it nature transformation than use shape transformation to give the wind-natured chakra its form," he replied.

"Now all that is left for us to deal with is Frankenstein," Asuma said.

"You all are the first to cause this much damage to me but I'm not done yet," A bloody Frankenstein said.

Baka-kit he's here," Kurama said appearing next to him.

"He, who do you mean?" Naruto asked.

"How disappointing it seems like none of you can do your job right," Gato said appearing with an army of mercenaries. "But it does make thing easier now that you all are tired, I can get rid of you all at once and since I don't have to pay Zabuza or those two freaks I can do it at a cheap price."

"Kurama were you talking about the ugly mustache midget over there?" Naruto asked.

"You dare insult me," Gato growled.

"No but once we get rid of him the world will be a better place," Kurama commented.

"Yeah no one will miss that small insignificant midget," Naruto said ignoring the angry Gato.

"Don't you dare ignore me," Gato huffed.

"Did you hear that Kurama, it sound like a little itty bitty mouse squeaking," Naruto said with his hand over his ear taunting Gato.

"Yeah it sound like a little, itty bity overcompensating mouse trying to make himself bigger than he is," Kurama joining in the taunting while the other sweat-drop.

"You shall die painfully," Gato growled.

"And what can you do little mouse," A man, who was dress up in a Victorian suit that had a gauntlet of brass, iron, leather and decorated with gear with a signal clock on the center of it for his right arm said as he suddenly appeared on top of a high tech aircraft that seem to have a robotic head on it.

"Looks like the annoying meat-bags took down all of my soldiers that were sent here," the aircraft said, "including one of my elite Kinsho (Gold General) units."

"Hisha (Rook) we can still beat them. With you and the Traveler here we can take them down easily now," a single damage surviving Fuhyo (Pawn) unit said as it crawled to them. It was missing an arm and the bottom part of it body while its armor cover in cuts and burns.

"How did it survived all of that, I thought that what you guys did destroy it," Ino said.

"Troublesome they are like cockroach, really a pain in the butt to get rid of," Shikamaru said.

"Defective product should not be seen nor heard," the mechanical monotone voice of Legion's Hisha (Rook) unit stated emotionless. Than the Hisha (Rook) unit pointed all of it mounted firearm at the broken Fuhyo (Pawn) unit and unleashed a volley of chakra blast at it vaporizing the broken cybernetic soldier.

"That was very cruel of you, Legion," Frankenstein told the aircraft.

"You are a mess Frankenstein, look like biology didn't help you out much," Legion stated.

"And your technology didn't stop the annihilation of your toy soldiers. Also the blond Death Lord is proving to be more of a challenge than we thought before," Frankenstein stated.

"She doesn't seem like much," the Victorian suited man commented.

"I said Lord not Lady so that mean it's a guy and not her," Frankenstein deadpanned. "Though I do wonder where he went, he was here a minute ago," he said looking around for Naruto. Suddenly Naruto appeared next to the Victorian suited man with Mugen Sora no Kitsune (Fox of the Endless Sky) in scythe form poise to slice the man in half.

"Sutoppu (Stop)," the Victorian suited man said freezing Naruto in time. "Ah you mean this Death Lord, hello little reaper it's nice to meet you again, Riwaindo (Rewind)," he greeted as Naruto flew backward in the air and in time back to the other.

"Traveler," Naruto spat. "You're going down you temporal anomaly Kurama no Mon: Reberu 6 Ririsu (Gate of Kurama: Level 6 Release)," he said letting lose a tremendous amount power, giving Kurama six tails while the other shield themselves from the backlash. Then Nartuo was shrouded in yellow chakra, "ready Kurama?" he asked his fox ally.

"Right behind you baka-kit," Kurama said as both of them charge at the Victorian suited man known as Traveler.

"Surou (Slow)," Traveler said as the world's movements became sluggish.

"Jikan Shiru (Time Seal) Kai," Naruto said activating a seal on him that negating the effect of Traveler's ability on him.

"Since you came up with a way to counter my ability, I guess you learn from our last encounter and with the connection that you have with the fox the seal work for the both of you at the same time. However it seems to be limited to those who have the seal," he said as he saw that only Naruto and Kurama were the only one whose movement wasn't hindered.

"Your fight is with me," Naruto stated as he charge at him with his scythe raise.

"It is time for you to learn painfully that we are all a slave to time and your little bag of trick won't save you, Heisuto (Haste)," Traveler said as he began to move at incredible speed toward Naruto and slam him in the gut at such speed and force that it knock him backward. He then moved behind him at the same incredible speed to deliver him a painful strike again.

"You didn't forget about me did you," Kurama said biting and holding him down with his tails. Naruto slam him with his yellow chakra fist follow by a slash from his scythe. Naruto then seal away his scythe to use his chakra arms to make a Rasengan (Sprialling Sphere) in both hand. "Tsuin Rasengan (Twin Sprialling Sphere)," he said slamming both of it into his enemy before his chakra shroud dispel.

"Look like you reach your limit for that power," Traveler said teleporting in front of Naruto holding him by his neck. "Anyway as I told you before it is time for you to learn the painful lesson of how we are all bounded to the cruelty known as time. The first lesson is that time robbed you of everything," he said pulling Naruto higher as space and time began to distort around them. Then a hammer flew at him smacking Traveler painfully in the face causing him to releasing Naruto.

"Leave Naru-Naru alone you big meanie," Ju said grabbing the hammer as it flew back to him.

"Shin is that you, what are you doing here?" Traveler asked facing Ju. "No you're too innocent to be the Goddess's evil and twisted pet," he said taking a good at him. "However I should deal with you now because something tell me you might cause us trouble later on also you are going to pay for what you just did to my face," he said traveling very fast at Ju.

'Are you going to let that teme take another one of your 'precious person' away?' a voice that sounded similar to Kurama said.

'No!' Naruto replied in his mind. "Danketsu Tamashi: Shi no Kage (Unity Soul: Shadow of Death)," he said as a grim reaper appeared behind him then its skeleton hand grab Traveler and stopping it from attacking Ju. 'Thank you for that Kurama,' he mentally thanks the fox.

'What are you talking about that wasn't me though there something familiar about it, I wonder…?' Kurama mused.

'Great another voice inside my head, I deal with that later right now I have a job to do,' he thought. "I'm your opponent teme and I'm not done with you yet. Now let see if you like a taste of your own medicine Fune o Noroi: Roka (Curse Vessel: Senescence)," Naruto said as Traveler's hair began to whited as it along with his nail and beard grew in length taking the appearance of a wrinkle old man as his body rapidly age. Then the grim reaper ripped one of Traveler's arms before throwing him across the bridge painfully.

"Unlike me you don't have the power over time however you are able to use your power to force my body to rapidly age, interesting little reaper. Jikan no Mon: Genshi-ju (Gate of Time: Primal Beast)," Traveler said summoning a Tyrannosaurs Rex to attack Naruto however the grim reaper that was call forth block the charging dinosaur by cross it arm in front of him protecting Naruto. Then the reaper gripped the prehistoric beast in his hand.

"Nise no Genjitsu: Senjin (False Reality: A Thousand Blade)," Naruto said causing thousands upon thousands of blade to appeared out of thin air to rain down on the beast kill and dispelling it.

"As fun as this is it," Traveler said as he us his ability to aged him back to his younger self, reform his arm and undoing the damages that he earn in battle, "even I the manipulator of time and space don't have time to waste on you all. Frankenstein, Legion we're leaving or boss lady will have our heads. Little reaper, blue-haired brat and acquaintances we will meet again. The next time we meet I will make sure that you all understand the true cruelty of life but for now bye," he said as the space around him, Frankenstein and Legion distort and then open a portal in front of them for them to disappear in.

"Damn it," Naruto said falling to the ground punching the floor.

"Boss should we go after them?" one of mercenaries asked.

"No, they are no longer our problem and once we deal with these ninjas they won't be either," Gato said.

"You all are still here? Leave and never come back while you all still have the chance because I swear I will make you all suffer especially when I'm in the mood that I am in," Naruto growled while facing the ground with his bang coving his eyes.

"You fool, are you threating me?" Gato laughed along with his hire bandits, "Are you forgetting that we outnumber you here."

'Yo outer me this guy is beginning to piss me off, let me out and together we shall show him true terror,' a dark voice within the corner of Naruto's mind said, 'beside we need to deal with our anger of letting that teme escape once again and who better to unleashed it on than a trash like him and his men. You know it's not healthy for you to keep on burying your negative emotion.'

'Alright Yami,' Naruto replied to his dark side, he then threw his face toward the sky and give an insane laugh. "It is really funny that trash like you all to think that numbers matter when they are facing the devil himself," Naruto said giving his opponents a smile the send chill down their spines.

"Not only do we have number but also power too, once my sailing vessel gets here you shall see what kind of power I wield with money," Gato said while at the same time trying to not piss his pant. "Where the hell is it, it should be here by now," he said taking out a hand radio.

"Bad news boss, your ship has been sunken taking with it some of the men and all of the weapons and drugs on it," a voice over the radio said.

"What how?" Gato yelled at the radio.

"We don't know all we saw was a beam of light hit the ship, explosion and the ship sinking," the person replied.

"Sweet I took down the pirate ship," Ju said pumping his fist while the others look flabbergasted.

"Damn it. Well it doesn't matter we can still take them down but leave the girls. You guys can have some fun with them before we put them on the market," Gato said leering at Sakura and Ino.

"Bad move threating my comrades and making a comment like that teme, I will make you beg for death," Naruto said with the bone chilling grin still on his face.

"Midget really did it now, things are going to get bloody," Kurama said appearing next to the others with a large bowl of popcorn.

"What do you mean?" Kakashi asked.

"Troublesome, he means that Gato piss off Naruto enough to unleashed it. You all are about to see the Akuma o Ukabe (Smiling Devil)," Shikamaru said walking up to them with the other as he and Choji took some popcorn to eat.

"Akuma o Ukabe (Smiling Devil)?" Tazuna, Kakashi, Asuma, Zubuza, Haku, Sasuke, Sakura and Ino asked.

"You'll see," Shikamaru replied.

"Alright trashes let's play," Naruto said in a dark and malicious tone.

"Get them," Gato ordered.

"Come on guys he only a kid what the worst he can do?" one of the mercenary asked.

His replied was Naruto disappearing and appear in front of Gato with in a blink of an eye. The hired thugs that was standing in the path between where Naruto was standing at and where he currently at exploded in a shower of bloods, guts and body parts. "For today forecast we will experience a shower of bloody this afternoon follow by a hailstorm of body parts. Back to you Bob. Thank you Frank, we are he at a scene where the crime boss Gato 'the evil Mickey Mouse wannabe gangster' is about to be brutally murder," Naruto said with the creepy grin still on his face while the other sweat-drop at his comments.

"He finally lost it didn't he?" Kakashi asked.

"Sometime I wonder if he was ever sane to begin with," Sasuke stated.

"What are you fool stand there for get him," Gato who fell down on his butt command with fear in his voice. The goons took a step forward only to stop and back up a couple of step when Naruto unleashed a tremendous amount of killing intents.

"Good boys and girls have to be patient and wait their turn, however I brought some playmate to occupy your time until then," Naruto said as the grim reaper behind him rise his arm up in the air and created a ball of energy. Chakra dagger shot out of the ball hitting Gato's henchmen marking them each with a seal. "Danketsu Tamashi: Shonin no Kurushimi (Unity Soul: Suffering of the Witnesses), he said as the souls, spirits and essences of every persons that the mercenaries wrong risen from the ground to inflict both mental and physical pain they suffered at the hand of their accuser back at them tenfold.

"Now back to fun time with Naruto and Gato the limping teme," Naruto said happily.

"What?" Gato asked only for Naruto stomp on Gato's leg with his chakra enhance foot breaking it painfully as the crime boss scream in pain.

"Oh don't be such a baby that pain is nothing, if you want to experienced real pain you should try this," Naruto said gleefully as he took out and stab Gato in the shoulder with his scythe. "Fune o Noroi: Hi Tozoku no Batsu (Curse Vessel: Punishment of the Fire Thief)," he said after the mark appeared on Gato. Gato then began to convulse in endless amount of pain as the feeling of it shot though out his entire body. "What next, what next," he said excitedly "oh I know lets break your bone piece by piece," he replied as the grim reaper grap Gato's arm and began to crush it breaking every bone from the tip of his finger up to his shoulder. Once done he move to Gato other arm then to his legs.

"Wait, please stop," Gato begged. "Moneys, women and henchmen I have them all, if you spare me I can give you anything you want."

"Anything," Naruto inquired.

"Yes anything, I will give it all to you if you spare me and pledge loyalty to me. Together we will be unstoppable," Gato stated.

"Okay we have a deal if you can give me what I want," Naruto replied.

"WHAT! What are you thinking Naruto, you're not going to join that scum are you?" Ino exclaimed.

"Come down Ino," Shikamaru said.

"But he…," Ino began.

"Naruto is not going to betray us like that, he not that kind of person," Choji stated.

"What I want from you is to give back everything you took from the people of this country. All the lives you ended, the hope you stolen, the happiness and innocence that you robbed give it back and then I shall spare your worthless life," Naruto said in calm but deathly tone.

"What! I can't bring back the dead, that is impossible," Gato stated.

"Oh well it look like we don't have a deal, however the moneys, women and material thing you offer earn you something," Naruto said with the bone chilling grin back on his face. "A slow and painful death," he said with his grin growing bigger. He then swings his scythe wildly and at incredible speed causing Gato to scream out and bleed profoundly. Slashing downward he slice off Gato's right arm follow by slashing upward cut off the other arm then he cut off both legs by swing the scythe to the right. While Gato's torso was falling to the ground Naruto quickly swing his scythe to the left piecing the heart causing him to cough out blood. He didn't stop his movement when the blade piece the heart but continue onward dragging the body with it to throw it up the air. As the torso fall he took one final slash and beheaded Gato, ending his life. Before the head fall to the ground he gives one mighty kick to it sending it across the bridge. "GOAL!" Naruto exclaimed as the head stop rolling while the other sweat-dropped.

"He went pass overkill and landed on ridiculous," Kakashi deadpanned.

"Hey you kill our paycheck," one of the bruise and bleeding the mercenary stated as Naruto's jutsu began to dispel on them.

"We're going to make you pay for that and then raid the village for everything it has," another goon said.

"The one who are going to paying are all you trashes and it shall be for all the sins that you all committed. The currencies that I take it in will be in your bloods," Naruto said with an eye-smiled.

"Hey he stole my thing," Kakashi said with anime tears.

"Futon: Zencho-Fu (Wind Release: Ominous Wind)," Naruto said as the mercenaries that was closest to him collapse into a bloody mess of body parts. He then flew to the nearest goon and began to hack and slash them. When they tried to attacked him Naruto dance around them with ease. Within minutes Naruto cut most of their number with his elegant performance of death. "Futon: Shinku Togoku (Wind Release: Vacuum Imprisonment)," Naruto said causing the body parts that litter the ground and the remaining goons to be pull toward a certain space above him, trapping them there. "Katon: Sora o Moyashi (Fire Release: Burning Sky)," unleashing the power fire causing the pervious wind attack to draw in the flame creating a superhot bright blazing ball of fire in the sky burning everything within it.

"Okay first setting the sky ablaze then the insane lightshow and now a miniature sun, Kakashi your student is not normal by any standards and that not including that fact that he can command the army of the undead," Zabuza deadpanned.

"Yeah he really doesn't understand the meaning of the word restraint," Kakashi stated.

Once the fire die down the wind carry the ashes of their remains away. Naruto tilt his head toward the sky with a somber expression on his face. He then sighed prick his thumb to draw blood and wipe it across the seal on Mugen no Sora. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu (Summoning Technique)," he said bring forth Charon the ferryman of souls who was sitting on a boat that floated above the ground. Naruto then reach in his pocket for loose changes, grabbing a few he then threw them at Charon who caught them in his hand. "Send them straight to hell," Naruto said in a calm tone.

"As you wish, these evil and corrupt souls will go to where they belonged," Charon said slamming his oar down on the boat causing chains to erupt from it. The chains warp themselves around the decease Gato and his men trapping and making them visible to the living. Charon then pointed his oar forward causing a giant horrifying red door to appear. It opened to an abyss that emitted a presence of malice, fear, sorrow and suffering. With a wave of his oar the chains flung Gato and his men through the door before it close and disappeared.

"What the hell was that?" Sakura asked in fright of the door.

"Funny choice of words because that was Hell's Gate and I just send those trashes a one way ticket to the pit of Hell," Naruto said solemnly.

"Good that where those bastard should be at," Tazuna stated.

"Well my jobs is done here, summon me when you need my service again," Charon said before dispelling.

"Now since Gato, who betrayed you, is dead you have no more reason to kill Tazuna, right?" Naruto asked calmly.

"Um right," Zabuza stated.

"Good, now if you excuse me…blargh," Naruto replied running to the edge of the bridge to vomited. "Okay all better, on second thought… blargh," he said causing the other to sweat-drop.

"Are you okay Naruto?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah just not used to killing, both the smell and sight of it… blargh," Naruto replied.

'Wimp,' both Yami Naruto and Kurama said to him mentally.

'Shut you two,' Naruto told them.

"We're here to fight for our home," Inari said coming on to the scene followed by the villagers.

"A little late, little bubby… blargh, but if want proof of our victory I think Gato's head is over there somewhere… blargh," Naruto replied while the villagers cheered at gaining back their home and freedom. "Now if you don't mine I really tired so I going to sleep now," he said passing out on the bridge.

"After what we went I think we all deserve a rest," Kakashi said looking around and seeing everyone was buries and batter.

Omake:

~Academy Days Naruto 101 Ways of Getting Detention: Number 61 to 70 The Misadventure of Traveling through Time and Space with a Blue Police Box ~ (A/N: There was a Doctor Who marathon on when I wrote this also I don't own Doctor Who)

Number 61 The Blue Police Box

Konoha Academy 59 AHV (Age of the Hidden Village): Naruto age 11

"What am I'm going to do this week," Naruto pondered while in class.

"Hopefully school works and pay attention in class, please," Iruka said standing in front of him.

"Nope I want to do something more exciting," Naruto replied.

"How about world domination," Cloud stated.

"Nah we can try that for a different "Academy Days Naruto 101 Ways of Getting Detention" Omake sets," Naruto stated.

"Wow I think this is the first time me and Cloud appeared in the "Academy Days Naruto 101 Ways of Getting Detention" Omakes," Tree said. "And Naruto-sama you are breaking the fourth."

"Actually the both of you were in all of them but the reader didn't notice because you two were in the background," Naruto explained. "Ero-seishin on the other hand was off doing something perverted, meanwhile Hikari-chan was off chasing Ero-seishin so that she can beat him up for doing something perverted and Crow is pranking some smut reading pervert so those three were not in the Omakes. Anyway we still need to come up with something to do for this current Omake, I mean this week."

"Naruto don't you think you should…," Iruka began but was interrupted when a blue police box appeared inside the classroom.

"Hello, hello," another Naruto who wore a suit, tie and trench coat said in a fake British accent as he stick his head out of the police box.

"What with the British accent?" asked the Yondaime lookalike with whisker mark.

"Yondamie-sama!" Iruka exclaimed.

"No, actually I'm the Rokudamie. It's me, Naruto but from the future and to all those who said I never be the Hokage I have one thing to said 'ha in your face'. Not only that but I'm also a super uber shinobi with a beautiful, hot and sexy wife," Future Naruto said doing a victory dance.

"Behave, you have to set an example for the kids" an elegant and attractive blue hair brunet woman with lavender pearl eyes said smacking him in the back of his head.

"Okay honey," Future Naruto said.

"I wish I know who my future wife is," Young Naruto from the blue box sighed.

"Yeah she sounded awesome," the other Young Naruto added causing Future Hinate and both Young Hinate (one next to Future Hinate and one at her desk) to blushes while the other there face-palm.

"I can't believe I was that dense, damn you oto-san and your dense genes," Future Naruto said smacking his head on the wall continuously while future Cloud and Tree pat him on the back. "Sorry Min-kun, Ku-chan but because of your grandpa on my side you two will be very dense when it come to love," Future Naruto said to blonde boy that look like a toddler Naruto with blue Hyuga's eyes and a girl that look like a toddler Hinata with red hair.

"I'm a girl so it won't affect me," Ku-chan said.

"Oh right, I forgot about that," Future Naruto said.

"So that means only I have the dense genes, aw man," Min-kun pouted causing the girls there to go crazy from the cuteness.

"What are all of you doing here for?" Iruka asked.

"Oh to tell me there to use the seal that create a tear in space and time to build this," the Young Naruto from the blue police box said to the other Young Naruto pointing at the police box.

"What is it?" Iruka asked vigilant of what Naruto did or was going to do.

"This is the TARDIS, it is a time machine/spacecraft which is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and with it I can travel through space and time," blue box Young Naruto said.

"And something that will earn you a lot of detention," another Iruka said poking his head from the blue box.

"So worth it," All the Naruto said.

"Why a blue police box?" the other Iruka asked.

"Doctor Who marathon," all the Naruto said.

"So get to work on that so that you can have an awesome adventure," blue box Young Naruto said before he and the other step inside the TARDIS and disappeared.

"I know what I going to do this week and it going to be awesome," Naruto said with a foxy grin and then he ran out of the classroom.

"I have a bad feeling about this," Iruka groaned.

*/Doctor Who theme song play here/*

A Week Later

"Are you sure," Sarutobi asked.

"Yes I believe that Naruto is building a time machine/spacecraft right now so we should do something to stop him," Iruka said.

"Too late, I already finished it" Naruto who wore a suit, tie and trench coat said step out of the blue police box that suddenly appeared inside the Hokage office. "Now let's go on an adventure through space and time. Hinata-chan had already volunteered to be my companion on this trip with Tree-kun and Cloud-kun tagging along now we just need to kidnap you Iruka-sensei."

"Naruto," the Hokage said in a stern tone. "Bring me back some sake from the places you visited through space and time," he added simply.

"Okay Jiji," Naruto replied.

"Yeah we get to go forward and reverse forward in time," Cloud cheered.

"Reverse forward would be backward Cloud-san," Tree said.

"I bet no other teachers have to deal with a time and space traveling student," Iruka muttered as Naruto dragged him inside the TARDIS before it disappear from the room through space and time.

Number 62 Vacationing with Future Self

Hoakage's Office 73 AHV (Age of the Hidden Village): Naruto age 25

"Welcome to the future," Naruto exclaimed opening the door dramatically. "Where the hell are the flying cars and jetpacks," he asked with disappointment.

"We're still working on the jetpacks as for the flying cars the problem there is that we don't even have normal cars," an older version of Naruto said sitting in the desk in front of them.

"Hey the other me that visit me have an older version with him so I guess you're that older version of me that will be traveling through time and space with us," Past Naruto said.

"Hmm I guess so," Future Naruto stated.

"Liar, you are trying to get out of doing paperwork," Future Iruka stated coming into the room.

"No I'm not," Future Naruto replied quickly.

"Even years from now you are still causing me trouble Naruto," Past Iruka sighed.

"That the understatement of the century," Future Iruka stated.

"Is it a safe bet to just give him a month worth of detention for everything that going to happen on this trip?" Past Iruka asked his counterpart.

"Make it two month," Future Iruka replied.

"Okay I'm pack up so let's go," Future Naruto stated with suitcase in hand.

"Wait we want to come too papa," Min-kun and Ku-chan said bursting in the room along with future Cloud and Tree.

"Minato, Kushina don't enter your father office without knocking, I rise you two to be better than that," Future Hinata scolded her children as she walk in the room.

"It's alright honey anyways we're going on a family vacation with past me that is if it is okay with you?" Future Naruto asked.

"Huh what happen and way is past Hinata-chan pass out on the floor?" Past Naruto asked looking up from the handheld game he was playing from.

"Never mind that anyways is it okay if we join you guys?" Future Hinata asked.

"Yeah sure let go," Past Naruto replied as everyone began to board the TARDIS.

"Reverse backward in time," both future and past Cloud exclaimed.

"That would be forward in time," both Tree sighed.

Number 63 The Master With a Duck-butt Hairstyle

Konoha 300 AHV (Age of the Hidden Village) During the Orange Revolution of the Third Neo Ninja Renaissance

"Jetpacks!" Past Naruto exclaimed as someone on a jetpack zoom past them.

"Flying cars!" Future Naruto also exclaimed as the aerial vehicle flew by.

"Yahoo!" they both cheered.

"This is awesome," Past Naruto stated.

"A futuristic world like something out of a science fiction novel," Future Naruto added.

"Great can we go back to the past now?" Iruka asked.

"Oh come on Iruka-sensei this place is great and beside we can't go back until we find those high-tech instant ramen," Future Naruto stated.

"High-tech instant ramen?" Iruka asked.

"Yeah the instant ramen where you don't need to add hot water or wait three minutes after you added the boiling water, all you do is opened it and eat it," Past Naruto explained.

"Too bad you won't live long enough to find one, dobe," a man with dark hair in a duck-butt hairstyle said in a brooding tone.

"Hmm do we know anyone with a duck-butt hairstyle?" Future Naruto asked.

"Well there's emo boy from your class," Past Cloud said.

"But I thought that his hairstyle was that of a chicken-butt," Future Cloud stated.

"You dare insulted The Master with a duck-butt hairstyle no I mean chicken, damn it you got me confused. What I meant to said is that you dare insult me The Master but you're right I was Uchiha Sasuke however I go by The Master now and I'm not emo," he said.

"I don't remember Sasuke being diabolically evil," Past Naruto mused.

"Yeah he was a jerk, butt-face, antisocial, asexual, emoish, kick a puppy cruel teme but he never had the mindset of diabolically evil b-rank villain. Nor could he travel across space and time," Future Naruto stated.

"I'm not emo and also I'm not your Sasuke. I am a Sasuke from a parallel universe who was corrupted by the power of the Angst, become diabolically evil, stole a space and time machine to wreak havoc across both time and space and now across alternative dimensions and their nothing you can do to stop me Kukuku," he laughed evilly.

"Hey dad we don't need to worry about the baka duck-butt head guy because I push the anti-emo button," Minato said enthusiastically.

"I'm not…," Sasuke began but was interrupted when a portal open up and a bunch crazy obsessive fan-girls and a few fan-boys jumped out of it and latched themselves on him. The fan-girls and a minor fan-boys then dragged him through the portal before it close with the echo of scream of pain, fear and 'I'm not emo' could be heard.

"You built a fan-girls and fan-boy portal device for the TARDIS?" Past Tree asked.

"Well the truth is that I didn't know what I was doing half the time when I built the TARDIS. With that being said I don't really know what most of the buttons and switches do and just put a label on them thinking of what it might do," Past Naruto stated.

"We're really lucky that the TARDIS hasn't exploded and kill us all," Future Tree deadpanned with the other agreeing.

"That or the destruction of the whole universe," Future Naruto added not making them feel any better.

Number 64 Ultimate Big Head Jutsu

Konoha Space Academy 1000 ANW (After Ninja World) Second Neo Galactic Ninja Renaissance

"Hey we are in space," Future Naruto stated as he look out the window and saw that they were orbiting above an earthlike planet.

"We're space-ninjas," Past Naruto added.

"Greeting cadets, head toward the lecture hall for our guest speaker today at 900 hours. Have a good day," the voice said over the intercom.

"Oh…," Future Naruto began.

"…no…," Past Naruto join in.

"…this…," Future Naruto said.

"…is…," Past Naruto said.

"…a…," Future Naruto said.

"…space…," Past Naruto said.

"…school," Future Naruto finished off.

"NOOOOOOO!" Both Naruto screamed causing the other student there to look at them strangely.

"Calm down, you're scaring the kids," Future Hinata said smacking Future Naruto on the head.

"There's no need to be like that Naruto-kun," Past Hinata added patting Past Naruto on the shoulder.

"But I graduated from the academy so that I don't have to listen to another boring lecture," Future Naruto whined.

"And I built a machine that can travel through space and time so I don't have to deal with another boring lecture this week," Past Naruto added.

"Well it look like karma is finally paying you back for all the trouble you cause me, let go," Iruka said laughing evilly as he dragged both Naruto to the lecture hall.

"Oh my Kami a giant talking head," Past Naruto exclaimed.

"That could only mean one thing," Future Naruto stated.

"Someone stole Iruka's big head jutsu and supersize it," Past Naruto concluded.

"Yeah and created the ultimate big head jutsu," Future Naruto said while the other Naruto nodding his head in agreement.

"Stop it with the comedy duo you two," Iruka said smacking both Naruto in the head.

"Greeting Uzumaki Naruto, both of you, I am the Face of Boe. It is nice to meet the Child of the Prophecy, Savior of the Ninja World and Hero of the Hidden Leaf," the Face of Boe greeted.

"What?" Past Naruto asked.

"The adventures of my youth," Future Naruto said sagely.

"Wait, are you telling me that the fate of the ninja world is or was in the hand of this knucklehead and he will or did save it?" Iruka said pointing at blond duo.

"Yes," replied the Face of Boe and the travels from the future.

"If this doesn't prove that their something wrong with the ninja world, nothing will," Iruka sighed.

"Hey!" both Naruto exclaimed.

"All of you are welcome to stay and listen to my telling of the tale of Namikaze Miso the Savior of the Universe. He was also one of your descendants Uzumaki Naruto," the Face of Boe said.

"Yes I knew we are awesome," Past Naruto said offing a fist bump to his future self.

"And it seems that we pass it on to our legacies," Future Naruto replied returning the first bump.

"Yes we will be awesome," both little Minato and little Kushina said pumping their fist in the air.

"Forget the world is the whole universe that is mess up," Iruka sighed.

"Our tale began at the eve of the space-ninja and Dalek war…" the Face of Boe began.

Number 65 Robotic Trashcan

Planet Hi no Wakusei (Fire Planet) Sigma7 100 BNW (Before Ninja World) During the Galactic Warring Ninja Era, Battle at Fort Orange Stage 1

"Exterminate! Exterminate!" the mechanical voice uttered from the army of metal armor pepper shakers shape cyborgs known as the Dalek.

"General Namikaze the Daleks outnumbers us, ten to one," a female soldier said.

"So since there are about ten of us left that means there're about a hundreds of them, right soldier-girl?" General Namikaze asked.

"If you going to addressed me then do it properly by calling me Lieutenant Hawkeye, Namikaze Miso. Also yes there are about hundreds of them, congratulation you can do math," Hawkeye said sarcastically.

"Hurtful," Miso said in his corner of woe.

"Focus here Miso. We have a horde of Daleks on our ass, we have to do something or we're doom," Hawkeye said.

"That what she said," Miso countered.

"I'm serious here," Hawkeye growled with an eye twitch.

"Okay, okay I guess it time to busted out the button," Miso said.

"And how would a button help us," Hawkeye deadpanned.

"It not just a button but an awesome button that will detonate the EMP bombs that is now center at the heart of the Daleks's army," Miso explained.

"Wait, what?" Hawkeye asked.

"Hey Daleks I know that I'm stunning but you will get a shock out of this," Miso said doing a dramatic pose with the hand that holding the detonator pull in front of him. He then push the button and unleashed an EMP bursts frying the Daleks.

"That was so lame," Hawkeye stated.

"Come on that was epic coolness…whoa," Miso said as he dodged a laser blasted. "Look like five of them survived. No matter we'll take them down," he said only for a blue police box to suddenly appear.

"Honey can you take out the trash," an adult female voice said.

"Past me, take out the trash," an adult male voice said.

"Fine," a boy voice said. Then a blonde hair boy step out of the police holding a trash bag.

"It's the Doctor, er I mean the Hero of the Hidden Leaf, we must Exterminated him," one of the reminding Dalek said.

"Cool a robotic trashcan, the future is awesome," Past Naruto said.

"We're not robotic trashcan, human. You shall pay for such insult. Exterminate! Exterminate!" the Dalek said only for Past Naruto push the button on the bottom to open to top part where he drop the trash in. "Oh my Kami the smell, I can't breathe. I'm being Exterminate! Exterminate!" it said only to be silence a few minute later and shut down.

"Cool sci-fi robotic trashcan," little Minato said poking at four remaining Dalek. "I call dips."

"Exterminate! Exterminate..." the Dalek said only to be silence.

"What did you do?" Hawkeye asked Minato.

"Push the off button on them," Minato shrugged.

"They have an off button!" Hawkeye exclaimed.

"And apparently a button on the bottom of it that open the top part," Miso stated. "Ah button, you never cease to amaze me what can you not do," he sighed.

"I'm going to ignore your fascination with button now," Hawkeye deadpanned.

"Ew there something icky inside of them," little Kushina said looking inside.

"No worry," Minato said as he put on some rubble gloves and pull out the organic parts of the four remaining Daleks.

"Exterminate! Exterminate!" they gasped.

"Katon: Rei Ryu Moka (Fire Release: Spirit Dragon Inferno)," Minato said burning them to a crisped. Then he drag the four Daleks's armor shells inside the TARDIS.

"A kid just killed a Dalek with trash and another took four down by himself," said a shock Hawkeye while the soldiers look on with wide eye.

"Ancestor," Miso said looking at past Naruto.

"Descendant," Past Naruto said looking at Miso. "So want to join us for dinner," he asked.

"What will we be eating?" Miso asked.

"Ramen," Past Naruto replied.

"Alright best ancestor ever," Miso said as he and his soldier enter the TARDIS for dinner.

"I knew it, I always thought that you came from a long line of crazy people and here is the proof," Hawkeye said.

"Hurtful," Miso, Minato, Past and Future Naruto said in their corner of woe.

"It only affected the male side of the family," Kushina stated.

"And it something you get use to when you get marry," Future Hinata stated.

"What I'm not in love with this baka," a red face Hawkeye said pointing at Miso.

"Sure you not," Kushina, Past and Future Hinata said giving her a look that said yeah right.

"What did I miss," Miso said coming out of his corner of woe and resting his head on Hawkeye shoulder.

"Nothing you baka," a embarrassed Hawkeye said hit him in the stomach causing him to hit the wall.

"Ouch what was that for," a whirling eye Miso said.

"Ah the dense genes, it still survived to this day," Future Naruto said.

Number 66 Sonic Screwdriver is a Wi-Fi-enabled Device

Planet Hi no Wakusei (Fire Planet) Sigma7 100 BNW (Before Ninja World) During the Galactic Warring Ninja Era, Battle at Fort Orange Stage 2

"Ah that was some great ramen," Miso said patting his stomach as he step outside of the TARDIS.

"Is eating an insane amount of ramen apart of your bloodline?" Hawkeye asked.

"Maybe, I never thought of it before," Future Naruto said.

"Delete! Delete!" a group of sliver robotic humanoid chanted as they march up to the group.

"Obliterate! Obliterate!" a different kind of cybernetic army chanted as they also march up to the group.

"Legion 2.0," the sliver robotic humanoid growled.

"Legion, I thought that I defeated them all?" Future Naruto stated.

"Yes but another bastard with a metal fetish took up the mantle and became Legion 2.0," Miso replied.

"Cybermen," Legion 2.0 replied.

"This is our sector," the Cybermen stated.

"Syntax error, we don't see your binary input on it," Legion 2.0 replied.

"It doesn't matter this sector belong to us where we will be performing our upgraded," the Cybermen stated.

"Too bad, we will be performing our conversion here," Legion 2.0 stated.

"Upgrade," Cybermen stated.

"Conversion," Legion 2.0 stated.

"Kickass, a robot rumble!" Future Naruto cheered.

"Actually it a cybernetic rumble," Miso stated.

"Tin-man," the Cybermen began with the trash talked.

"Bucket head," Legion 2.0 responded to what they consider as trash talked.

"Hey guys there free Wi-Fi here and I just download a bunch of apps on the Sonic Screwdriver. I'm playing Classic Angry Birds right now," Past Naruto said poking his head out of the TARDIS.

"Oh no it is the Sonic Screwdriver of Destruction," Legion 2.0 stated in a scared tone.

"What kind of cyborg is scared of a Screwdriver," Cybermen scoffed.

"It not the screwdriver that scared us but what it could contain that frighten us. That device marked the downfall of our previous predecessor. It spread the horrifying, deathly and neuro-destructive green nightmare computer v…" a Legion 2.0 explained before spark emitted from its head and then it shutting down followed by the rest of them.

"What…," the Cybermen stated before their heads spark too and they shut down like the Legion 2.0.

"Damn computer viruses that causing the screen to show Bushy-Brows-Senpai and Bushier-Brows-Sensei doing their man hug with the sunset," Past Naruto sighed. "There the antivirus program should fix it," he said fiddling with the Sonic Screwdriver. "Hmm hey Min-kun there are life size robotic action figure out here, help me move them inside the TARDIS," he yelled.

"Cool," Minato said jumping out of the TARDIS.

"Like I said you came from a long line of crazy people," Hawkeye deadpanned.

"I know," Miso sighed.

Number 67 Weeping Angels vs Smut

On the Outskirt of Hi no Kuni (Fire Country) 10 BUEE (Before United Elemental Empire)

"Menma-dono, we are surrounded," the female warrior said as she and her allies back away from the stone angel statues.

"And I'm guessing these angels aren't heaven send are they Kanade?" Menma asked.

"Nope," Kunade replied.

"Well the only we can do now is pray to Kami," Menma said as he put his hands together and began to pray.

"I don't think praying would…" Kunade began only for a blue police box to show up.

"Kami has answered ours prays," Menma exclaimed.

"Where's the ramen?" Past Naruto asked stepping out of the TARDIS.

"Definitely someone sends by Kami for he knows the food of the gods," Menma stated.

"Descendant?" Naruto asked.

"Ancestor?" Menma asked.

"Uzumaki Naruto and you are?" Naruto asked.

"Namikaze Menma," Menma replied.

"So what's with the garden arts?" Naruto asked.

"They are the Weeping Angel and they only attack if you look away. Also if they touch you, you will end up being displace through time," Menma replied.

"Hmm that give me an idea," Naruto said as he went back inside the TARDIS.

"Hey past me what are you doing with that?" Future Naruto asked from inside the blue police box.

"That's not yours is it? Because if you want to have that kind of fun you could always ask me," Future Hinata stated while Past Hinata was out cold.

"Maybe later when the kids are gone, but seriously what are you doing with that past me?" Future Naruto asked.

"Helping my descendant," Past Naruto said.

"Again!" they all said.

"Yep," he replied stepping out the TARDIS with a big scroll that was taller than him in hand.

"What that?" Menma asked.

"The key to defeating them," Naruto said as he unrolled the scroll to show the Weeping Angel it contents.

"No! If we look away they will attack us," Kunade said. "Wait why are they not attack us?" she said as she went and look to see that all of the Weeping Angel were gone. "What in the scroll to make them disappear?" she asked.

"An enlarge pictures of the content from Icha Icha Paradise manga that Ero-Seishin give me. I figure that if they displace people with a touch then using it against them is not a bad idea. So once they saw these pictures they lost because of their perverted nature," Naruto replied.

"Ah the power of smut, something to be fear and awe at," Menma stated causing other to sweat-drop.

"Anyways keep it you needed it when you face the Tyrant of the North who from the Face of Boe lectures said to of die from blood loss in the Battle of Icha Icha. The Face of Boe also stated that you will unify the nation of the world creating United Elemental Empire where you will rule as the first emperor of the ninja world in ten years from now. Later on you will marry a cybernetic girl by the name of Kunade making her your empress and end up having a lot of heirs," Naruto said.

"Past me, no spoiler for them," Future Naruto said smacking his past self in the head with a fan.

"Lot of heirs," Menma grinned while Kunade blush heavily.

"Now before you continue on your trial, let have some ramen!" Past Naruto exclaimed.

"Truly those that came before us were very wise," Menma said sagely.

"This is who I marry?" Kunade deadpanned.

"It could be worst," Future Hinata stated placing a hand on her shoulder.

Number 68 Prehistoric Petting Zoo

Konaha 66 million BHV (Before Hidden Village)

"Welcome to Jurassic Park," Furture Naruto said opening the door of the TARDIS. "Okay this is not a theme park full of genetic engineered prehistoric animals but there're dinosaurs."

"Cool noodles!" Minato exclaimed. "I'm going to find a T-Rex and make it my new pet."

"Triceratops are cooler, the have horns," Kushina stated.

"Nah ah, T-Rex are cooler," Minato stated.

"Triceratops," Kushina stated.

"Kids no pointless back and forth argument," Future Hinata scolded.

"Yes mom," they said which cause Past Hinata to pass out again thinking on how little Minato and little Kushina were or will be conceived and Past Naruto to miss or ignore the clue about his future spouse.

"Okay maybe those bans on those super spicy diablo ramen were not totally unfound," Past Naruto groaned.

"Yeah, I'm feeling them now," Future Naruto stated holding his stomach.

"Bad ramen," Minato added holding his stomach too.

"I told you three it not a good idea to eat ban food," Iruka stated.

"But it was the limited super spicy diablo ramen," Past Naruto stated.

"It was limited because they recalled and banned it a day after they stock it," Iruka stated. "Why did they ban it anyway?"

"Study show that a bowl of super spicy diablo ramen caused a bad case of stomach ache, flatulence…" Future Naruto said as the three blonds pass gas, "…and the flatulence produce is a deadly neurotoxic that is only dangerous to most prehistoric animal life," he finished off as the dinosaurs all around them began to die.

"Did you three just brought forth..." Iruka said in confusion.

"The great extinct of the dinosaurs," Past Clouds finish off.

"Look likes it," Past Tree replied.

"It is not that bad," Past Naruto stated.

"Not that bad, you three cause countless species of animal to die out," Future Tree deadpanned.

"And their rotting corpse will produce greenhouse gas that will usher in the ice age," Future Cloud said while looping in the aired with Past Cloud, "that or those dangerous active exploding volcano will do the job."

"Well what we did allowed the human race a chance to thrive in a few million years," Past Naruto pointed out.

"You got a point there but no more mass extinction from you three," Iruka said.

"We make no promises," the three said together.

Number 69 In the Beginning

A Few Minutes before the Big Bang

"Look around lady and gentlemen," Future Naruto said.

"Look at what? There's nothing here," Iruka said.

"Well except that speck of something over there," Past Naruto said pointing at something.

"That is a singularity that going to explode in a few minute and going to create the universe as we know it," Future Naruto said.

"And how do you know this and other random information of about the place we visit?" Iruka asked.

"Simple, because I already done this consider the fact that my past self is with us," Future Naruto said point as past self. "Now let watch and see the beginning of everything," he said as the other stared intently at the speck.

'Well this is boring,' Past Naruto thought.

'I know,' a random voice said in his head.

'Kurama is that you?' Past Naruto asked the voice in his head.

'Nope,' Kurama and the voice replied.

'It's me Kami,' the voice replied.

'Oh, what's up?' Past Naruto asked.

'Nothing much considering that existence has yet to occurred. Since you are here can you do me a favor?' Kami asked.

'Sure,' Past Naruto replied.

'Throw a kunai with an exploding tag on it at the speck,' Kami said.

'Okay,' Past Naruto said and did what Kami asked of him. Then the singularity exploded in a great ball of creation giving birth to the universe. While everyone but the people from the future jaws dropped.

"Did you just create our universe?" Iruka asked.

"Um, yes," Past Naruto replied.

"I knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe and now I know why," Iruka sighed.

"Hey I only did what Kami told me to do when he spoke to me in my head," Past Naruto defended.

"The myth of how the Great Orange Spirit Ninja craving the world with a kunai make sense now," Past Tree mused.

"And this kunai is now consider a holy relic," Past Cloud said holding the kunai that Naruto use to cause the big bang which was glowing now.

"I will take that for safekeeping," the disembody voice of Kami said as the glowing kunai disappeared.

"Are you telling me that he became a mythical icon," Iruka deadpanned.

"That and also a saint, a divine being and a folk hero, though there's a myth of how the Great Orange Spirit Ninja aid the Gautama Budddha in his path of enlightenment but I don't remember Naruto-sama ever meeting him," Future Tree stated.

"Well I did meet a Prince Gautama when we took that rest stop in the past. I told him about the wonder of ramen. Afterward he told me that he understood what I was trying to say about life and will work toward achieving enlightenment or something like that," Past Naruto said.

"Okay someone need to keep an eye on him so he doesn't end up redefining history, shaping the culture of the human race or end up changing our understanding of the universe," Iruka stated.

"Too late for the since he's going to save the Ninja world," Future Naruto stated.

"I'm going to do what?" Past Naruto asked from his cup of ramen.

"Nothing to worry about right now, no need for spoilers," Future Naruto stated.

"I going to drink until I forget about this," Iruka sighed as he open a bottle of sake.

Number 70 Having Ramen in the Space between Universes

Unknown Year at a Restaurant in an Unknown Location (A/N: may contain Naruto that are for future stories that I may write)

"This is a quaint diner," Past Naruto, who was wearing a red cylinder shape hat and a bowtie, said from his seat.

"Where did he get that hat and bowtie from?" Iruka asked.

"My guess he got the bowtie from the closet inside the TARDIS, as for the Fez I think I saw him bought it from the vendor at the bazaar in New Suna on Kaze no Wakusei (Wind Planet)," Future Naruto replied.

"Don't I look cool, considering that both Fez and bowtie are cool," Past Naruto stated.

"So do you have any ideas where we are?" Iruka asked ignoring Past Naruto.

"The Restaurant between Universes," Future Naruto replied.

"Let me guess you know this because the past you experience this already," Iruka stated.

"Yes, also the sign is a dead giveaway," he said pointing to the big sign that said 'The Restaurant between Universes the best food in the multiverse' above the counter.

"Well since we're here let get something to eat," Future Hinata said while her past-self nodded in agreement.

"Ramen!" Minato, Kushina, Past and Future Naruto exclaimed.

"Wow you guys have some strange traits in your gene pools," Future Tree stated with his past-self and both Clouds nodded in agreement.

"But what kind of ramen should I get," Past Naruto pondered.

"If you are taking recommendation I suggest the Ramen Pizza, I had it last time I was here or a least the alternative self of me who give me his memory did," another Naruto, who have pale purple eyes with three rings circle around a dot at the center with each ring containing three tomoe, said appearing in front of them and taking a seat next to them.

"Oh my Kami, I regenerated into a badass!" Past Naruto shouted.

"Um no actually I'm you from an alternative universe and to avoid confusion you can called me Jubi-Naruto since I have the Neo-Jubi seal with in me," Jubi-Naruto stated.

"You have the Neo-Jubi seal in you!?" Past Naruto asked. "What's a Neo-Jubi and for that matter what is a Jubi?"

"The Jubi is the Ten-Tail Beast, a primordial being, which all of the nine of the Tailed-Beast originated from. Some evil madman tried to revive it in an alternative universe by combining all the Tailed-Beasts in some demon statue thingy so my alternative-self of that universe enter the demon statue thingy and try to free Kurama and the others. However he accidentally ended up creating a new Jubi and sealing it along with the other nine Tailed-Beasts in him and making him the Jinchuriki of the new Jubi and all of the Tailed-Beast. With the new power he kick the evil madman ass and save the world," Jubi-Naruto said. "However the cost was great, he lost most of his friend and precious people of that world when they try to free him from the statute and the war devastated the land. He became depress over what happen and wander the world until he met his end. When he die he woke up in plane of existence between life and death where he met Caster and he gives him a second chance by sending his and his few reminding friends' memories along with all ten Tailed-Beasts to our respective self in my world where I died during Kurama's attack on the village. Because of that they had revive me using some power of the Tailed-Beast and then seal all ten beasts along with the memories of my alternative self in me. However since I die a few minute after my birth and I was resurrected to the age that I should have been if I live, I was heavily influence by the memories of the alternative self so act as if I were the alternative Naruto of that universe."

"Traveling back to an alternative past huh? Never said I done that before even if it only memories and I'm a time travel however I do experience the lives of my eight other personas that are each created from the memories of alternative versions of me," a different Naruto who wore an orange haori with blue flames at the bottom and sleeves with an image of a clock over hourglass on it said in a monotone voice with eight chibi Narutos floating around him. "Oh you can call me Master of Time Naruto or M.O.T-Naruto for short. And this is Riku," he said pointing to the chibi Naruto with the Rinnegan, "Ken," pointing to the blindfolded chibi Naruto that wielding nine blades, "Fuin," pointing to the one that dress as a Shinto priest with a mechanical arm with symbols written around it, "Moku," the one in a white hooded robe with a wood claw arm for his left arm, "Kyu," a feral looking one with fox ears and a bushy tail, "Qi," the one with blue glowing hand, "Gen," the one dress as a magician with a top hat, "Tai," the one in an orange karate gi, "and they are my personas or a piece of personality."

"And speaking of Caster I guess he invited you all here for lunch," another Naruto who was dressed in an orange mage robe with a blade-staff weapon on his back said while still reading his magical tome. "And you can call me Maho-Naruto by the way since I can use magic."

"Actually me and my friends came here in a blue police box by accident," Future Naruto said. "Also you can call me Future Shinigami-Naruto or F.S.-Naruto and him Past Shingami Naruto or P.S.-Naruto since we are of the same timeline and work for the Shinigami."

"Who's Caster?" P.S.-Naruto asked.

"That would be me. Hi, I'm Caster an awesome dimension hopper" a sliver hair man who wore a black and white leather hooded trench coat and had the color brown for his left eye and sky blue for his right eye said coming up to the group. "Also you can join us even if you weren't invited, the more the merrier."

"Thank Caster," F.S.-Naruto replied.

"You know him?" P.S.-Naruto asked.

"Yes, you will be seeing a lot of him in the future," F.S.-Naruto replied. "So is their reason behind this lunch meeting?"

"Yes and it is an important one," Caster said seriously as he rest his chin on his hands. "I was bored and lonely so I call all of you to hang out," he replied causing everyone to sweat-dropped. "Now once Phantom Assassin Naruto gets here we can mingle."

"I'm already here," a Naruto with his left eye cover by his hitai-ate, an orange scarf covering the lower half of his face, who wield a blood red blade and was reading a manga said suddenly, appearing next to them causing every to jump a bit. "And call me Yurei-Naruto based on my other moniker Konoha no Yurei (Ghost of the Leaves)," Yurei-Naruto replied.

"Ah! There's an Ero-Kakashi-Sensei version of me and how long have you been there?" F.S.-Naruto asked.

"Who Ero-Kakashi-Sensei?" P.S.-Naruto asked.

"Someone who we will have the misfortunate of meeting in our so called life," F.S.-Naruto said dramatically while back in both F.S. & P.S.-Naruto world a sliver hair mask Jonin sneezed.

"Hey I way cooler and a little bit less perverted than Kakashi-Sensei. As for the answer to your question I been here before any of you came in, it just that none of you notice me like always," Yurei-Naruto replied before he went to his corner of woe.

"Well the ability to be not notice and draw attention away from yourself makes you the ultimate assassin of your world," Caster replied. "And speaking of your world I wonder if Suzuka Uchiha is the female version of Sasuke Uchiha?" he mused.

"Sasuke Uchiha, that is what Suzuka-chan's delusional fan-girls call her when they believe that she was a guy and some still do, though now that she is developing her feminine figures they are finding it hard keep up their insane fantasy all the while she now gain fan-boys," Yurei-Naruto stated. "However there's no male Uchiha by the name Sasuke in my universe."

"Thinking of a female version of Sasuke feels wrong and dirty," P.S.-Naruto said with a shivered. "Anyways Suzuka Uchiha does not exist in my universe as far as I know."

"I agree with my past self on how wrong and dirty it feels to think of a female version of Sasuke," F.S.-Naruto added.

"She is Sasuke's sister in my universe," Maho-Naruto replied.

"Same here however she didn't exist in the universe where I got my memories from," Jubi-Naruto stated.

"She is also Sasuke's sister in my universe but I pull here from an alternative universe by accident along with her best friend," M.O.T-Naruto replied emotionlessly, "as for the universe of my personas she exist in some of them and in those that she exist in she is Sasuke's sister if he exist in those universe too."

"So she Sasuke's sister huh," Caster mused. "Well I guess I still have to go and find an alternative universe where Fem-Sasuke existed so that I can traumatize all the heterosexual Narutos that has a regular male Sasuke in their universe with the image of him smooching with the female version of their friend/rival/whatever he is to that Naruto. It will be funnier if it causes that Sasukes to pursue your alternative selves," he chuckled.

"NO!" all of the Narutos exclaimed as the pale at the thought while past Hinate fainted and Future Hinate to blushed really red at yaoi induce image in her head.

"Are all the Naruto of the multiverse insane and abnormal as the one from my universe?" Iruka asked Caster.

"You have no idea," Caster deadpanned.

"Definitely some wrong with the universe or multiverse," Iruka sighed.

Orignal Jutsu List

Jutsu Name: Katon: Hi Hitoyasumi (Fire Release: Fire Breather)

Rank: B

Description: Unleash a stream of fire from the mouth to burn anything in its path.

Jutsu Name: Raiton: Inazuma (Lightning Release: Lightning Bolt)

Rank: B

Description: Send a single powerful bolt of lightning at the enemy.

Jutsu Name: Chakura Imochi (Chakra Blast)

Rank: C

Description: An attack used by the Tokin (Promoted Pawn) unit. Fire a destructive beam of chakra causing some area damage.

Jutsu Name: Katon: Hi no Tama (Fire Release: Ball of Flame)

Rank: C

Description: Spew out a bunch of will-o'-the-wisp to either burn the enemies or intercept attacks.

Jutsu Name: Katon: Rei Ryu Moka (Fire Release: Spirit Dragon Inferno)

Rank: A

Description: Spew out an extremely hot blue-white flame incinerating everything in its path to ashes.

Jutsu Name: Raiton: Dengeki Senjin (Lighting Release: Blitzkrieg Blade)

Rank: A

Description: A sword technique that utilized lightning-natured chakra and a high-speed slash.

Jutsu Name: Katon: Funka (Fire Release: Eruption)

Rank: A

Description: A sword technique that utilized fire-natured chakra and a strike to the ground with the blade to create an explosive fiery shockwave.

Jutsu Name: Katon: Nobi o Arekuruu (Fire Release: Raging Wildfire)

Rank: A

Description: A sword technique that utilized fire-natured chakra and a horizontal circular swing when the blade is red hot. The attack burns and cuts through the enemies.

Jutsu Name: Katon: Kaen Hosha-ki (Fire Release: Flamethrower)

Rank: B

Description: Unleash a continuous stream of fire that burn anything in its path

Jutsu Name: Doton: Ishi-hei (Earth Release: Stone Soldier)

Rank: B

Description: Create stone statue of a foot soldier to defend or attack.

Jutsu Name: Suiton: Ryu Maki (Water Release: Waterspout)

Rank: B

Description: Generate a water cyclone that does damage by pulling in enemies within the twister.

Jutsu Name: Raiton: Soto Rairyu-dan (Lightning Release: Two-headed Lightning Dragon Bullet)

Rank: A

Description: A lightning attack that created a twin headed thunder dragon to strike down the enemies.

Jutsu Name: Katon: Fushicho Fukkatsu (Fire Release: Phoenix Rebirth)

Rank: S

Description: First the attack encase the user in a protective pyre of fire and burn any enemies within a close proximity of it then a phoenix made of fire emerge from the flame to incinerate anything that cross its path.

Jutsu Name: Konohagakure Hiden Tijutsu Ogi: Sennen Goroshi: Roketto-ban (Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death: Rocket Version)

Rank: D

Description: A gag attack. Shove a rocket kunai in the rear end of the enemy which will launch them farther and higher than the original attack.

Jutsu Name: Futon: Genzai Josho Kiryu (Wind Release: Rising Air Current)

Rank: D

Description: A wind attacked that that pulled opponents up with the user when they fly upwards. Damage occurs from the dragging force and when they fall down also makes it difficult for the enemy to attack when they are airborne. It is used in conjunction with Hiko Fujin no Jutsu (Wind Release: Flying Wind God Technique).

Jutsu Name: Katon: Sora o Moyashi (Fire Release: Burning Sky)

Rank: A

Description: A blazing fire attack that incinerates any airborne enemies and igniting the sky that will heat up the airs and cause a warm front.

Jutsu Name: Chakurashirudo (Chakra Shield)

Rank: B

Description: A chakra barrier that surround the user cast by the Kinsho (Gold General) unit's shield.

Jutsu Name: Chakurasji (Chakra Surge)

Rank: B

Description: Unleashing a burst of chakra from within the body outward pushing back everything around them.

Jutsu Name: Suiton: Uzu Kangoku (Water Release: Vortex Prison)

Rank: B

Description: Create a watery vortex that trapped the enemy from escaping and harm them if they touch the barrier of the vortex.

Jutsu Name: Raiton: Raijin Kaminaridaiko (Lighting Release: Thunder God Lightning Drum)

Rank: S

Description: A blinding and deafening lightning attack the cause a countless bolts of lightning to rain down destruction upon the enemies.

Jutsu Name: Futon: Sonikku Ha (Wind Release: Sonic Blade)

Rank: S

Description: A devastating wind attack that used wind-natured chakra and shaped it around the user. Traveling at supersonic speed it obliterated everything in the path the user traveled by piercing, cutting and grinding them up while threads of wind-blade that trail behind them slice through everything that it touch.

Jutsu Name: Hyoton: Hyoga Kabe (Ice Release: Glacier Wall)

Rank: A

Description: Form a wall of dense ice to protect the user.

Jutsu Name: Sutoppu (Stop)

Rank: B

Description: One of the Traveler techniques that distort time within an area causing all of his opponents to freeze in time.

Jutsu Name: Riwaindo (Rewind)

Rank: B

Description: One of the Traveler techniques that reverse the flow of time.

Jutsu Name: Surou (Slow)

Rank: C

Description: One of the Traveler techniques that distort time within an area causing all of his opponents to move very slowly.

Jutsu Name: Jikan Shiru (Time Seal)

Rank: C

Description: A time-space seal that temporarily warp time and space for the user interfering or removing them from the effect of other distortion of time-space technique while it is in effect.

Jutsu Name: Heisuto (Haste)

Rank: C

Description: One of the Traveler techniques that distort time that allowing him to move very fast in comparison to other.

Jutsu Name: Danketsu Tamashi: Shi no Kage (Unity Soul: Shadow of Death)

Rank: A

Description: A Shinigami no Okurimono (Gift of the Death God) Kekkei Genkai technique that call forth an avatar of death in form of a grim reaper like creature. It then defend, assist and fight alongside the user.

Jutsu Name: Fune o Noroi: Roka (Curse Vessel: Senescence)

Rank: D

Description: A Shinigami no Okurimono (Gift of the Death God) Kekkei Genkai technique that manipulate the body biology ageing process causing the opponent to age rapidly.

Jutsu Name: Jikan no Mon: Genshi-ju (Gate of Time: Primal Beast)

Rank: B

Description: One of the Traveler techniques that can call forth any beast from the past.

Jutsu Name: Danketsu Tamashi: Shonin no Kurushimi (Unity Soul: Suffering of the Witnesses)

Rank: B

Description: A Shinigami no Okurimono (Gift of the Death God) Kekkei Genkai techniques that used the echo of the essence of those who the opponent has hurt physical, mental and spiritual and turn it against them making them feel the pain of those they wrong by hundredfold in form of the spirits of the victims.

Jutsu Name: Fune o Noroi: Hi Tozoku no Batsu (Curse Vessel: Punishment of the Fire Thief)

Rank: A

Description: A Shinigami no Okurimono (Gift of the Death God) Kekkei Genkai techniques that cause the opponent to be consumed by the most excruciating pain imagine.

Jutsu Name: Futon: Shinku Togoku (Wind Release: Vacuum Imprisonment)

Rank: A

Description: Create sphere of vacuum that pull and trap in everything around it crushing and suffocating the enemies.

A/N: Sayonara no Jutsu