Title: Young, Wild, and Free

Summary: With DJ Speedster as the young, DJ Triple Threat as the wild, and Rapper J as the free. Humanized.

Rating: K+

I try to keep it clean. I change some things, and replace them with cybertron words like slagging, glitch, etc.

Downtown, Detroit

The stadium was full of people as they waited for the concert to start. Earlier today, there was a big party going on in downtown detroit to help raise money with a concert being song by a few 'special' guests. Soon enough, the anouncer can on the stage and the crowd went wild.

"Good evening all you ladies and gentlemen." he said over the microphone. "Now before we get started, we would like to thank every single one of ya for coming. We couldn't have this huge party without you guys."

The crowd clapped and cheered before the announcer put his hands up to calm them down.

"Alright, this is a very well known song called Young, Wild, and Free created by Wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg, and Bruno Mars, only it won't be them who be singing it."

The crowd was confuse. If it wasn't them singing it, then who was preforming today?

"Now, ladies and gentlemen I'll you to meet the three special guests who will be singing tonight. Please meet DJ Speedster, DJ Triple Threat, and Rapper J!"

The crowd cheered and clap as the three... similar-looking rappers appear on the stage.

Back at the Autobot Base

"Prime, you might want to see this." said the grumpy old medic, Ratchet.

He had the tv on to the concert that was happening downtown when he saw a familair yellow mini-bot in his human hologram. The other three of the team appear in the rec room just in time to see thier yellow teammate appear on screem with a familair black and white cyberninja and a gray and purple decepticon, both of them were in thier hologram as well. All of them wearing human clothes that makes they look, what the human called, 'Gangster'. Optimus place his hand over his face over frustation.

"He's in so much trouble when he gets back." He mumbled. Bulkhead was giggling in the background while Prowl had a small smile on his face. Ratchet just shock his head in amusement.

Back that the Decepticon Base

"My Lord, I think you should this." said Lugnut.

Megatron came up to the screem to one of his best men at a human concert with two of the Autobot.

"This is...unexpected." he said.

Back at the Concert

The music started and Bumblebee, or should I say DJ Speedster, was the first one up as he brought the mic to his mouth.

So what we get overcharge?
So what we don't recharge?
We're just having fun
We don't care who sees
So what we go out?
That's how its supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

Blitzwing was the next one up as DJ Triple Threat as he place the mic in front of him.

So what I keep 'em rolled up?
Saggin' my pants, not caring what I show
Keep it real with my mechas
Keep it player for these consorts
And look clean don't it?
Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it
Give me some 501 jeans on it
Roll joints bigger than Pri-mus' fingers
And smoke them consorts down 'til they stingers
You a class clown and if I skip for the day
I'm with your glitch smokin' grade A

Jazz was up next as Rapper J

You know what? It's like I'm a youngling again
Peach fuzz on my face
Lookin', on the case
Tryna find a slagging taste
Oh my Prime, I'm on the chase,
Chevy It's gettin' kinda heavy, relevant, sellin' it
Dippin' away, time keeps slippin' away
Zip in the safe, flippin' for pay
Tippin' like I'm drippin' in paint
Up front, four blunts, like, Khalifa put the J in my name

[Hook: DJ Speedster]
So what we get overcharge?
So what we don't recharge?
We're just having fun
We don't care who sees
So what we go out?
That's how its supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

[Verse 2: DJ Triple Threat]
And I don't even care
Cause if me and my team in there
There's gonna be some fights in the air
Tell 'em J

[Verse 2: Rapper J]
Blowin' everywhere we goin' and now you knowin'
When I step right up, get my lighter so I can light up

[DJ Triple Threat] That's how it should be done
Soon as you thinkin' you're down
Find how to turn things around
Now things are lookin' up

[Rapper J]
From the ground up, pound up, this Taylor Gang
So turn my sound up and mount up and do my thang

[DJ Triple Threat]
Now i'm chillin', fresh outta class, feelin'
Like I'm on my own and I could probably own a building
Got my alt-mode, no job, no sparkling
Had a science project, me and J killed it

[Rapper J]
T-H-C, B-L-Z, B-E-E, J-A-Z, that's me
This is us, we won't fuss
And we won't fight and we gon' roll
And live off live

[Hook: DJ Speedster]
So what we overcharge
So what we don't recharge
We're just having fun
We don't care who sees
So what we go out
That's how it's supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

[DJ Triple Threat]
Yea, roll one, smoke one
When you live like this you're supposed to party
Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun
So we just, roll one, smoke one
When you live like this you're supposed to party
Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun

[Hook: DJ Speedster]
So what we get overcharge
So what we don't recharge
We're just having fun
We don't care who sees
So what we go out
That's how it's supposed to be

[All three, Together]
Living Young and Wild and Free

As they song their last chorus, the crowd blow up in cheers. Our three rappers, wave and bow as the crowd cheer them on.

"You sure the others won't see this?" asked Jazz.

"Don't worry." smiled Bee. "I 'accidently' broke the tv. They won't see nothing."

Back at the Base

"You both are in so much trouble!" said Optimus.

Bumblebee and Jazz, still in thier hologram, bow thier head down to avoid eye contact. They can hear the others laughing in the background.

"I thought you said you broke the tv?" whispered Jazz

"They can fix it, you know. We're not called repair bots for nothing." reply Bee.

"What I don't get is how you get Blitzwing to join you in the first place?" asked Ratchet.

"That even surprise me." said Jazz "And I saw the whole thing."

"That was the easy part actually." said Bee "It was about a month ago..."

Flashback

It was a nice, quiet, boring day in Detroit. The sun was shining, so now everyone was going what ever to keep them busy. Some people were getting really for the concert, which was a month away. But to other people, or bot, who didn't have anything to do, all they can do was sit under a tree and lay around.

One of them just happen to the Decepticon, Blitzwing.

He was in the park, in his hologram of course, just sitting around watching people go by. The only ones who knew it was really him was the other Decepticons and the Autobots.

"Hey,"

Blitzwing look up to see two human, a teenager and some one who looks like he was in his twenties, walk up to him in his lazy state. The teen look confidence and bored while the adult look unsure and tense. They both had bright blue eyes so he can tell they were Autobots.

"You don't seem like you're doing anything so I'll just cut to chase." said Bee "We're taking part in the concert which is about a month and we need a third member. So what do you say, are you in?"

Blitzwing look at them for a second before bowing his head back down.

"Sure."

"Wha-"

"Great. We meet here tomarrow. Come on, Jazz. And you should close your mouth. You don't want bugs in there, do ya?" Bee said as he left with his friend, who couldn't believe what just happen.

End of Flashback

"And that's what happen." said Bee, who was back in his robot mode. He look up at the others to see they had a look of disbelief and shock on thier face. Jazz, who also was in robot mode, just shook his head.

"And through the whole ride back, Jazz was doing the same look you're giving me."

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