Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Just the plot line!

Natalie, this is your oneshot. It's my first all-dialogue fic so, guys, please be nice.

Arguments

"Ferret!"

"Mudblood!"

"Scum of the earth!"

"Bookworm!"

"Evil little cockroach!"

"Mudblood!"

"You already said that one!"

"…And?"

"Merlin, Malfoy. Leave me alone! Always bullying me, always trying to peeve me off!"

"And guess what, Granger? It's working! Look how read in the face you are!"

"…"

"Hermione, what's Platinum Prat doing here? Is he bothering you?"

"Leave it, Ron. I can handle him by myself."

"Yeah, Weasel. Move along. I saw that someone dropped a couple of Sickles over there earlier, maybe you can collect them for your family…"

"Oi! Leave my family alone!"

"Ron, don't bother. It's just Malfoy, he's always a prat."

"Malfoy, what are you doing, messing with my friends?"

"Merlin, Harry. Can we just go back to the Common Room?"

"Er, sure, of course 'Mione. Bog off, Malfoy. No-one wants you around."

"That's it, Potter. Run off with your little friends, not so big and brave are we now?"

"…I'm going to kill you Malfoy!"

"No, let me Harry!"

"Hermione! Hermione!"

"…"

"Ow! Why did you punch me!"

"Because you deserved it you slimy, pale, long faced git, who gets Daddy to do everything for him and sticks his nose up to the world. I can't believe people have kept you alive this long, you're such an arrogant prat."

"…OW!"

"…Ron, let's go. Hermione is in crazy mode."

"But, but I wanna see Malfoy get murdered!"

"Don't whine, let's go. We can watch it from the Common Room window if we're quick enough."

"…Okay…"

"…"

"Just going to give me a gormless look all day, Malfoy?"

"Don't spit in my face! At least let me recover from where you punched me!"

"What is your problem, the way you follow me around, tease me! It's like you fancy me or something!"

"…"

"Oh my -, you do, don't you? You actually fancy me!"

"I, I…er…m-maybe it has -,…yes. Yes, Hermione Granger. I fancy you. I like how your hair is not as frizzy as it was. How you're no longer buck-toothed, and that you are intelligent, popular and beautiful, but it doesn't go to your head. You are sometimes really snappy and you practically live in the library. And yes, you are a Mud -, er, Muggle born but, I don't mind that. I like how you always give your own opinion, even if the consequences hurt. Ouch. I really need some ice on this cheek. Anyway, what I'm saying is, I really like you and sometimes, I just want to grab you and drag you into a corner, sometimes push you against a wall, and snog you within an inch of your life!"

"…"

"Why are you standing like this?"

"Don't sound scared, Malfoy. I am just waiting for you to snog me within an inch of my life."

"Seriously?"

"…"

"…"

"…."

"Ron, are you okay?"

"I just have too…."

"Don't faint!"

"…"

"Too late…"

I may have over used the elipses, oh well. Nat, I hope you liked it. And I hope everyone else did too :)

- Soapie 7 x