When Keiji got home from the mall, he showered and layed down on his bed. He turned the T.V. on and watched some pro wrestling until he got tired and went to bed. He couldn't wait until Sakon took Ina out because it was going to be so funny since she disliked him so much.

Morning came as fast as Keiji's poop when he really needed to diahrrea. He woke up smiling and he could tell he had a good dream but he forgot what it was about. He smelled the air and it smelled like pancakes.

"Oh boy!" he shouted, jumping out of bed and rushing into the bathroom. He peed, flushed the toilet, washed his face, and brushed his teeth. Then he went into the kitchen to see his mom making more pancakes.

"Morning, Keiji," she said, flipping the pancake and smiling at him.

"Good morning, mom!" he shouted, giving her a hug. He was such a giant compared to her. He noticed that she made a lot of pancakes. "Is someone coming over or something?"

"Yeah, how did you know?" she asked him.

"It's just that you're making more breakfast than usual. Who's coming over?" he asked, as he smiled really big. "Is it my favorite pharmacy uncle!"

"He has a name, Keiji. It's Charles. And no, uncle Charles is not coming over. It's uncle Toshiie, grandma, little uncle Tommy, and baby auntie Candice," she told him. He jumped up with happiness. Tommy and Candice were Toshiie's very little siblings and he hasn't seen them in forever and he missed them a lot.

"All right!" he shouted, grabbing a broom. He skipped around the house while sweeping the floor and realized that the floor had already been swept. He laughed and ran into the living room to make sure everything was clean and in place before their guests arrived. An idea quickly popped into his mind and he laughed and fell onto the living room floor.

"What's so funny Keiji?" asked his mom, looking at him all weird. He laughed so hard that she asked him if he was going mental. He laughed even harder.

"No, mom. I'm just being silly me," he replied, trying not to laugh anymore. In a bit, his laughter turned into a smile and faded to a normal face. His mom went back into the kitchen when the doorbell rang. He smiled really quick and stopped before opening the door. He closed his eyes and opened the door, keeping his eyes shut. He bent his knees inwards a bit and spread his hands out and did two arm circles and quickly jumped and turned his back to the door. Then he put his hands in front of him like he was shooting power and then sharply pulled his arms back while arching his back and let out a big giant fart.

"BLEH!" went the sound as he laughed so hard.

"Surprise, chocolate!" he shouted, looking out the door. It was a mailman and he bursted out laughing. Keiji laughed even more because it wasn't who he expected. "Oops! My bad! Hahahahaha. This was meant for someone else!"

"It's cool," said the mailman. "I'm here to deliver a package to Keiji Maeda."

"That'll be me," he said, taking the package. Just then, his grandma's car approached the driveway and parked. Out popped out his baby auntie Candice and the rest of the guest.

"Alright. Have a nice day, fart boy," said the mailman, laughing again and walking off.

"You too, paper boy," he replied, farting one more time for him to hear.

"BROOM!" went his butt. Auntie Candice came running to him but after hearing that thunderous fart, she quickly ran to her mom, which was Keiji's grandma. He laughed and laughed and Toshie looked at him disgustedly and laughed...

"Thank you very much for having us over for breakfast today, Kelly," said Keiji's grandma, while doing the dishes.

"Oh, it was nothing mom," said Keiji's mom, wiping the counters.

Keiji went into the living room where Toshiie, Tommy, and Candice were at. He picked Candice up and threw her into the air and caught her.

"Hi! How old are you now? You got so big and tall!" he asked her. She looked at him and put two fingers up. "Aww, you're two? Of course you are. Have you been a good girl?" She nodded her head.

"No you haven't. You have been very mean to big brother lately," Toshiie said, looking at her. She turned to him and stared at him. "You're a mean girl. You always say bad words now. We don't like mean girls. Mean girls are ugly."

"Dude stop!" Keiji said, laughing. Candice's eyes grew big and were very watery now. Then she dashed out of the room and ran into the kitchen where her mom was at and started crying. "Look what you did, Toshiie. You made her cry!"

"Hahaha. Really though. She's been so mean lately now that she kind of knows how to talk," he replied. They both laughed it out and in a bit, Toshiie's family went home.

At 1:30 pm, Keiji got a text from Yukimura asking if he could come over. He replied with a smiley face meaning that yes he could come over. In a bit, Yukimura showed up at his door.

"Hey brotha!" Keiji shouted, opening the door.

"Hey," said Yukimura.

"Who is it, Keiji?" shouted his mom from upstairs.

"It's just Yukimura," he replied. "Come inside." They both walked into his room and sat down.

"So do you really think Ina will like Sakon now? Because I do," said Yukimura.

"Hmm, maybe," he replied. "As a matter of fact, I think she does have a crush on him but just doesn't want to admit it."

"I know," Yukimura said, smiling. They talked for a while and in a bit, Kiyomasa called Keiji.

"Hello?" he answered.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Kiyomasa asked.

"Oh just chilling with Sanada at my house. Wanna come through?" he asked.

"Yeah. Sure. I was hoping we could hang out since Sakon's going on a date with Ina," Kiyomasa said laughing.

"Yeah, let's hang out. You, me, and Sanada," he said, as a magnificent idea popped into his mind. A big smile formed on his face and Yukimura could tell that Keiji was up to something. "Hurry and come over."

"Alright. See you," Kiyomasa said, as they both hung up.

"What are you up to, Keiji?" Yukimura asked.

"I'll tell you when Kiyomasa comes over," he replied.

"Okay," said Yukimura. In about twenty minutes, the doorbell rang. Keiji opened it and welcomed Kiyomasa inside as they went into his room.

"Alright, you two must be wondering why I gathered you here at my house today," he said, professionally. They looked at each other and laughed. "I'm just kidding. But yeah, I have an operation for us to perform."

"What operation?" asked Kiyomasa. Yukimura gasped.

"Operation? Are we going to the hospital? Did someone need surgery and we have to perform it for them?" he asked, fearfully. "Because I'm scared of hospitals." Keiji nodded his head seriously as he got so scared. Then Keiji and Kiyomasa laughed. "You guys are so mean!" Yukimura shouted, half laughing.

"Okay, but seriously, I was thinking that maybe we could spy on Sakon? It would be fun!" Keiji shouted. Kiyomasa and Yukimura looked at each other and smiled. They both agreed that it was a great idea. "Ok so now all we have to do is call Sakon and ask where they're going for their date." He took out his cell phone and called him. After four rings, he picked up.

"Hello?" answered Sakon.

"Hey. So I was wondering what you and Ina are doing today," he said, smiling.

"I'm taking her downtown to go bowling and watch a movie. After that, we're eating out and then I'm taking her back home safely so she'll see how much of a gentlmen I am," Sakon said, laughing.

"What movie are you guys trying to watch? Where are you guys eating at?" he asked.

"I don't know yet. That depends on Ina," Sakon replied. "But dude, I can't believe this is actually happening. Me going on a date with Ina. It's a dream come true. I'm finally living my fantasy. Hahaha."

"Hahaha," he laughed. "Well good luck and have lots of fun while it lasts."

"Thanks. I will," Sakon responded. "I'll let you guys know how it goes."

"Alright. Later," he said, as they hung up.

"Soooo?" said Kiyomasa.

"They're going bowling downtown and after that, they're going to watch a movie and eat out but they don't know what movie or where to eat yet," he told them.

"Then how are we supposed to spy on them?" Yukimura asked. Keiji thought for a bit and smiled.

"Let's go," he said, going into the living room and grabbing a car key. They went into the car and he drove all the way to the store. They walked inside and followed him, where he approached the costume section.

"Seriously? What are we doing here?" Kiyomasa asked, laughing.

"Ninja costumes! I saw some the other day," he replied, laughing.

"Cool! I've always wanted to be a ninja!" shouted Yukimura.

"Why are we going to be ninjas?" said Kiyomasa. "We're too old. Hahaha."

"Well, if we want to be sneaky, we've got to be sneaky like a ninja," he told them. They each found themselves a black ninja costume and bought it. After that, Keiji drove them downtown to hang out for a bit before Sakon and Ina went on their date. They went inside a cute bakery shop and bought some cupcake and ice cream. In a bit, they went outside and walked around the gigantic buildings that surrounded them. It would've been more beautiful at night because lights would always shine out of the buildings and make it look alive. They went into many stores and finally got tired of waiting for Sakon and Ina to show up. It was now 6:00 pm, which meant that they were almost at the bowling alley. They went back to Keiji's parent's car and went inside. "Time to put our ninja skills to use!" he shouted.

"Uhh, Keiji? We don't have any ninja skills," Kiyomasa told him, as they laughed.

"Well that's okay. We can just pretend that we do. Hahaha," he laughed. They quickly changed into their ninja outfits that covered their hair and they all noticed that it was so tight on their private area. Keiji looked down at that area on himself and began laughing so hard. His ding dong had popped out so big!

"Ewww! I look soooo freaken gay!" Kiyomasa shouted, laughing. "I am not wearing this out in public." Yukimura looked at himself and smiled.

"Well, I like how it looks on me," he said, happily. Keiji and Kiyomasa looked at him and began laughing so much. Then they looked at each other and laughed even more as Kiyomasa turned his back to Keiji. Keiji saw that not only was the costume tight on their private, but it also sucked in their butt cheeks, which made it pop out really big too. He began laughing and couldn't stop himself. He sat on the driver seat and continued laughing so hard that he accidently pressed on the honk.

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" went his car. A bunch of people around them jumped. All the guys that jumped had their ding dong's jiggled and the girl's boobs jumped up and down really fast as Keiji laughed even more.

"Hahahahaha!" he laughed. Then he looked in the rear mirror and saw Sakon walking with Ina. "Oh look! They're here!"

"Where?" asked Kiyomasa and Yukimura.

"Right there!" he pointed, as Sakon and Ina walked into the bowling alley. "Let's get a move on, soldiers!"

"I thought we were ninjas," said Yukimura.

"We are! Now let's go if we want to spy on them!" he shouted.

"Ew, I'm not wearing this!" said Kiyomasa. "It's hella gay!"

"Yes you are! Me and Yukimura are, so you have to, too!" he replied.

"Hell no!" Kiyomasa shouted. Keiji looked at Yukimura and smiled. He blinked one eye and Yukimura got his message. Yukimura opened the car door. "Wait! Let me put on my clothes first!" Kiyomasa said, trying to close the door. Yukimura quickly pushed him out of the car and when he landed on the ground, he quickly covered his ding dong. Keiji and Yukimura laughed and did hi-fives. Then they both got out of the car. A really pretty girl was walking and turned to Kiyomasa and smiled. He blushed a lot and smiled back handsomely, still covering his ding dong.

"Oh stop being so shy!" Keiji shouted, pulling Kiyomasa's hands away. "Even Yukimura's a proud ninja." They looked at Yukimura and he was doing the catwalk. They began laughing because Yukimura was so funny.

"Ohhhhh, soooo itchy," said Yukimura. He looked like he wanted to scratch his butt. They both looked at him and laughed so hard. Then Kiyomasa looked at Keiji and noticed that he was wearing a pair of brown boots that went up to his knees. It was such an ugly outfit and it so didn't match the ninja costume. He began cracking up even more. They literally laughed at each other for fifteen minutes and finally went to the bowling door. They peeked inside and didn't see Sakon or Ina.

"Come on, let's go in," Keiji whispered, as they snuck inside. They tip-toed carefully and looked around, doing follow the leader starting with Keiji, then Kiyomasa, and then Yukimura. Their hands were posed like a bunny and they bent their backs down like an old person. Then Keiji noticed that the ninja outfit came with a cape so he used his left hand to grab the right side of the cape and covered his nose and mouth, as the other two did the same. The only thing lurking were their eyes.

They continued walking and just when they were about to turn the corner, Keiji bumped into someone. He quickly jumped backwards, covering his whole face with the cape now. His head tilted to the right and he shut his eyes real tight, in hopes that the other two did the same. In five seconds, he slowly opened his eyes and poked his left eye out. He flinched hard as he realized it was Sakon that he had bumped into. He got ready to make a deep accent.

"I am so sorry, sir. I did not see you. Will you ever find it in your heart to forgive me, young man?" he asked, trying not to laugh. Sakon looked confused.

"Uhh, it's alright. It was just an accident and it's not like I saw you either," he replied. "And why are you covering your face with a cape except for one of your eyes?"

"It's traditional, son. You wouldn't understand," Keiji said, almost laughing. From behind, he could tell that Kiyomasa and Yukimura wanted to laugh. Sakon nodded his head and went off as Keiji lurked at him with his left eye. It twitched three times as he covered his eye with his right hand. "Let's move it, lads!"

"I thought we were ninjas," whispered Yukimura.

"We are!" Keiji whispered back. They tip-toed into a room where only employees were allowed in.

"What are you doing? This is employees only! We could get into big trouble," Kiyomasa whispered.

"If someone comes, just act like a statue," Keiji told them. They crept upstairs and continued tip toeing. From downstairs, they glared at Sakon with one eye while covering the rest of their face. They still made a hunchback and their right hand was still posed like a bunny. All their eyes twitched several times.

"Ew, I feel like a freaking stalker!" whispered Kiiyomasa, rubbing his eye.

"You are a stalker! And you better start acting like a professional one before we all get caught," Keiji told him...

"Alright, you ready for this, Ina?" Sakon said to her, smiling. He entered his name and her name onto the machine. "Today I will show you that there's another side of me that you have never seen before."

"Oh stop it. Let's just hurry and play," she said, shaking her head. She got to go first so she picked up an eight pound bowling ball and rolled it. It rolled super fast and sharp and BAM! She got all of it out. She smiled and turned to Sakon. "Beat that." Sakon smiled.

"Alright, alright. You're good," he said, smiling. Then he picked up a thirteen pound ball and rolled it sharply. BAM! He got it all out too. "Hahaha," he laughed. "So we're both good."

"But we're about to find out who's better," she said, picking up her eight pound ball. She rolled it and it rolled all the way to the right so she didn't get any out.

"Come on, you can do it! I believe in you," Sakon said, cheering her on. She rolled her eyes and waited for her ball to come back. Then she rolled it again and got six of them. "Good job!"

"Yeah. Thanks," she said, moving aside. Sakon picked up his ball and rolled it. BAM! He got all of them except for one. He grabbed another ball and rolled it, but he missed the last one.

"Darn it," he said. Then Ina went again...

"Dude, we're being creepy," Kiyomasa told them. "I don't like it. We should've just worn our regular clothes or something cuz this ninja costume makes us look like we commited a crime or something and it feels like we're trying to hide."

"We are trying to hide! That's the whole point why we even came here in the first place. It's not like we're going to go up to Sakon and ruin his date. We came here to spy on him. Spy. S-P-Y," Keiji said, as his eyes twitched. "Remember?"

"I think we should just leave him alone," Kiyomasa suggested.

"But this is so much fun," said Yukimura, smiling. His eyes twitched many times.

"Fun? Dude, do you even realize that your eye is twitching and you look soooo ugly right now?" Kiyomasa told him.

"Ugly? I'm not ugly. I'm handsome!" Yukimura shouted.

"Shhhhhhh!" Keiji told them both. The people that were bowling all looked up to the second floor as Keiji ducked and pulled on both of his friend's privates. They quickly ducked and rolled away from him. They looked at him with disgust.

"Dude, why'd you grab my balls?" Kiyomasa asked. "That's gross and not cool."

"I know, I know. Only your future girlfriend can grab it," Keiji whispered. "But at least I saved our lives. We could've been discovered."

"Discovered?" Kiyomasa said, shaking his head. Keiji waved for his friends to follow him. They crawled sneakily into another perspective to spy on Sakon. As they were crawling, Kiyomasa was behind him and saw his butt stick out really big. Each time he crawled, Kiyomasa would see his ding dong go back and forth. He began snickering and quickly stopped because he felt his own ding dong moving back and forth. From behind him, he heard Yukimura laughing at him.

"Shut up, Yukimura. Yours is moving too," he told him, as he stopped laughing too. As Keiji crawled, he looked so annoying because of his brown boots. In a bit, he stopped crawling. His right leg was up while his left leg remained facing down. He grabbed the right side of his cape with his left hand and covered his face except for his left eye again. Then he slowly stood up and thought of a funny idea. He told his two friends to remain down.

He began waving hi to the people on the first floor. No one saw and he began snickering. Then he let go of the cape and put both his fingers under his eyes and pulled it down. He also stuck out his tongue very ugly and jumped around, looking at Sakon. Sakon quickly turned to Keiji as he quickly ducked down. Sakon thought he saw someone.

"What," Ina asked him when he turned to her.

"Nothing," he replied. "I thought I saw someone but I didn't."

From upstairs, Keiji carefully poked his head out and lurked at Sakon with his left eye again. It twiched four times.

"I'm coming for you, my precious," he whispered, as Sakon quickly turned to him again. He quickly ducked and farted silently. In three seconds, his friends smelled the rotton egg.

"Eww! You farted, Keiji," Yukimura told him, snickering and covering his nose.

"Ugh!" said Kiyomasa, covering his face. Keiji laughed silently and started poking his head out again. His whole face was looking at Sakon and in ten seconds, he hissed like how Kotaro hissed at them back at camp.

"Pthhhhhhh!" he hissed, quickly ducking before anyone saw him.

"Good job, Ina! I knew you could do it," Sakon said, after Ina got all of them out with one ball. He thought he heard someone hiss on the second floor. He quickly turned but there was no one. He thought he was going mad.

"Why do you keep looking over there?" Ina asked, looking around. "Is there someone there?"

"I don't know but I feel like we're being stalked," he told her. "I have a cold feeling."

"Do you want to leave?" she asked.

"If it keeps happening then yeah we can leave," he responded.

From upstairs, the boys laughed silently. Keiji sat down, looking around when he saw a pair of dirty socks. He snickered and put it on his right hand. He slowly poked his hand out and moved his hand for three seconds, making it seem like the sock was talking and quickly put his hand back down.

Sakon took the ball and right when he was going to roll it, he saw something moving upstairs really fast. He quickly turned and accidently rolled the ball so ugly that it went all the way to the left and he didn't get any out. When he looked back upstairs, there was nothing again.

"Did you see something again?" Ina asked as he nodded his head. They looked around for a bit and didn't see anything so they continued playing.

Keiji quickly poked his head out and sat back down really fast and laughed silently with his two friends. Sakon quickly turned because he seriously felt like someone was watching him. It was making him feel uncomfortable.

"Hey Ina, I'll be right back," he said, walking off.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To tell the employees to check if there's someone up there," he replied. He walked to an employee. "Excuse me, but can you guys go check up there to see if someone's there? I have a feeling that I'm being watched and that's not what I came here for."

"Okay," said the employee.

"Watch this," Keiji said to his friends. He opened his eyes really big and made a pig nose while sticking out his tongue. He poked his head up and moved his head left to right three times and realize that Sakon wasn't there. He saw Ina sitting down touching her phone so he turned some more and saw Sakon talking to an employee. He heard him asking an employee to check up where they were at to see if someone was there. He stopped doing that ugly pig face and quickly sat down. "Dude! He told an employee to come up here!"

"Really?" Kiyomasa said, dropping his jaws. "We're going to get in trouble now!"

"I don't want to get in trouble," Yukimura said, scared that they were going to have to take mug shots if they got caught. Keiji poked his head out and saw a police officer walking to the door that said employees only.

"Oh shit! Hurry, crawl and hide!" Keiji told them as they began crawling really fast. Their ding dongs moved super fast and he knew that they weren't getting away without being seen and the police officer was probably going to see them either way. He quickly saw bandanas on the ground and grabbed three of them and gave one to each of his friends. They quickly covered their nose and mouth and tied it behind their head. "Just pose! Hurry!" he said, as they posed.

The police officer approached the second floor and began walking. It was kind of dark so he turned on his flash light. He walked straight and shone his light to where Keiji they were at. He flinched but continued walking because he wasn't sure if they were just humans or statues. As he walked closer, he saw them. Keiji posed balancing on his left leg. His right thigh made a ninety degree angle on his knee and his hands were posed like a bunny only except his right hand surpassed his head and his left hand was close to his chest. He had an angry face and it looked like he was going to do kung fu. Kiyomasa spread his legs and squat down while holding a fist on both of his hands. His right hand was straight out in front of him while his left hand was next to his chest. He looked really angry too. Yukimura posed like he was about to do a break dance move called the helicopter. Both of his hands were touching the ground and like his two friends, he looked very angry.

The officer examined them and thought they were statues. He looked at Kiyomasa and gave him three knuckleheads. They didn't move or laugh at all so he really thought they weren't human. He checked them out and thought that Keiji had a nice butt so he slapped it hard as he almost lost his balance but he didn't. Then the officer bent down and looked at Yukimura.

"My, you are one handsome statue," he said feeling Yukimura's hair. "So fluffy too."

Then he went next to his face and gave him a kiss on the cheek. He turned to Keiji again and shivered after looking at his private. His hands slowly vibrated as it approached Keiji's ding dong. Then he put one finger out and used it to touch his private. Just then Keiji jumped and spread his legs and went over the officer.

"You pedophile!" he shouted, as they began acting like ninjas. Kiyomasa ran and did many front flips. Yukimura quickly somersaulted and jumped and did a cartwheel. Keiji quickly layed down and did the worm towards the stairs.

"Wait! Come back!" shouted the officer. Then Keiji started doing the worm all the way to the officer and held him from behind. Then Yukimura brought a chair and they made him sit on it. Kiyomasa found some rope and they tied the officer up.

"You're sick!" said Kiyomasa and Yukimura. Keiji nodded his head in agreement as they started doing flips. Keiji did many backflips all the way to the stairs and he felt his ding dong jiggle many times. Kiyomasa ran really fast and jumped onto the wall and ran sideways on it for one second and then did a backflip and landed on his foot. Then he continued doing front flips to the stairs. Yukimura jumped and over split his legs and landed back on his feet. Then he sat down and spread his legs and moved his body all the way fowards as his legs did the split. Then he got up and put his right hand on his hip and catwalked all the way to the stairs while swinging his left hand.

"Hurry! I think Sakon and Ina are leaving!" Keiji said to them as they ran downstairs. Their butts jiggled while they ran. When they were really close to people, they dashed super fast and got outside. They saw Sakon and Ina get inside a car. "Into my parent's car! Quick, warriors!" he told them.

"Warriors? I thought we were-" began Yukimura, as they ran to Keiji's parent's car.

"Yes! We are all ninjas!" he replied, unlocking the car as they all got in and closed the door.

"Man! Can we take off this ninja outfit? It's giving me diaper rash," Kiyomasa asked, looking uncomfortable.

"Not until we're done spying on them," Keiji said, starting the engine. When he saw Sakon drive off, he began driving after them but made sure to keep a distance.