A/N: Hi there. This story is a one shot from a challenge that was given to a group of fanfictioners on facebook. The computer randomly chose a prompt for us and we had one hour to type up a story. This story is the result of that challenge. I don't know if it is good but I wanted to post it anyway. There is serious fluff as well as a bit of humor in this. I hope everyone likes it. If not, I apologize. Enjoy!
04/01/12 One Hour Sunday
Challenge:sabotage
Sweet Sabotage
by
perfect beauty
They were trying to ruin her!
Absolutely ruin her!
As she strolled the streets of Konoha, she began to reflect just how much her life had changed ever since she finally made a decision.
It had been a hard choice but she was satisfied with her decision. All her friends seemed to have an opinion on the matter, regardless of whether or not she asked for their advice.
At first, she thought it was a good thing that her friends cared so much but now all she could think about was how each one of those friends were out to sabotage or rather look out for their own personal interests.
Her best friend, Ino, had once called her the strangest person on the entire planet but she strongly disagreed. It wasn't her fault that she had unique tastes.
Hinata was supportive as always but she couldn't help to feel that she was only being supportive with her own interests in mind.
Tenten had stated that she didn't care and her tastes didn't match her own but still doubt lingered at the edge of her mind.
The doorbell rang with a chime as she strolled into the shop. With its bright colors and sophisticated evening wear, she felt as if she had stepped into heaven.
The owner, a white haired, gentleman raised his eyebrows in surprise as she stepped forward.
"Uchiha-san, it is so good to see you! Tell me how are you and your husband doing? Is he treating you right? If not, I can whisk you away and marry you myself."
A twinkle of laughter erupted from her lips as she pushed her long, pink locks over her shoulder.
"Things are going great Sato-san. Itachi has been a good husband so far but if anything happens I will give you a call." she said with a wink.
The older man chuckled as he looked into the apple green eyes. She reminded him so much of his wife when she was younger.
"Ah, I know you aren't here to humor an old man so I will go get your package." he said before escaping into the stockroom.
It only took five minutes for him to return as he set the package down in front of the young woman. Her eyes gleamed with excitement as she opened the box.
"Eh? she muttered as she reached into the box and pulled out bits of something she had not ordered.
With a furious gaze, she tore through the box as she looked for the thing she had ordered. There was no way in hell she was going to leave this store with this!
As she pulled the items from the box, her face flushed a deep shade of red. What on earth was she supposed to do with this?
A black lace bra, garter, and thong graced her hands as she continued to stare at it in confusion. How in the world did she end up with this?
"Um, Sato-san?" she whispered, catching the eye of the older gentleman who was now cleaning his register.
"Yes, Sakura-san?" he said as he stepped forward.
Both eyebrows shot up in mock surprise as he noted the items in her hand. If only he had a camera to capture this moment.
"Sato-san, this is not what I ordered." she said as she put the items to the side. Her face illustrated mild worry as if she had done something wrong.
"I specifically ordered the red and black pumps with the 4 inch heel so it could match the dress I bought for my husband's birthday celebration. I don't know what this is but I can't leave the shop with this!" she said as she placed the items back into the box.
She turned back to the man with an expectant gaze but instead found him with a large smile upon his face.
"It is true that you did not order this item but it was your husband that came in to change the order."
A startled gasp escaped her lips as she nearly fell to the floor in shock.
"He what!"
"Yes, Uchiha-san came in the other day and changed your order."
"Oh, really?" she mumbled, her mind whirling at the revelation. She was going to kill him just as soon as she got home.
"Yes. He specifically stated that it was you who wanted to change the order and he was only doing it on your request."
Sakura eyed the older man as she rose to her feet. For now, she would accept the package but she had a mission. She was going to kill her husband and they weren't even out of the honeymoon stage yet!
"Ah, I apologize Sato-san. I must have forgotten. Thank you for all your help."
"No, problem." he man said once again before disappearing once again.
With a growl, she stuffed the items into her bag and walked out of the shop. How dare Itachi sabotage her shoe fetish?
He was so going to get it!
He knew even before she made it home that he would be in trouble but he didn't care. He leaned against the kitchen counter in preparation for his wife's fury.
He knew he was essentially risking his life by tampering with her fetish but he could think of a million other ways for her to pass the time.
As he set the table, he could feel the anger radiating off his wife as she stepped through the back door. He didn't even need his chakra to sense her. Her anger was enough.
"Sakura, back so soon?" he cooed with a smirk.
He was hardly prepared for the onslaught of curses that littered the air as she moved toward him like a panther in heat.
"I want to know why. Why did you feel the need to mess with the thing I hold so dear? Tell me, you perverted bastard or I will rip your balls off!"
Fortunately, for him he wasn't intimidated by her threats. Unfortunately for him, his wife's intelligence nearly matched his own and she could be as sadistic as he was.
"If you think you can mess with my shoes and get away with it then you have another thing coming Itachi!" she said before walking towards the kitchen.
She stopped in front of the sweets cabinet as Itachi's eyes widened. She wouldn't?
"Oh, Itachi-chan." she called in a sweet voice.
He stepped into the kitchen only to watch his beloved dango being tossed down the garbage disposal.
'No!' his mind screamed as it died a little on the inside.
He would have his revenge!
"Sakura.." he said before stepping forward and caging her in against the sink. Startled green eyes looked back in mild shock as soft lips collided with her own.
A smirk lived on his lips as he continued to kiss, strategically placing his lips lower to the place he knew she liked.
"Itachi...I" she whispered before kissing him once again her fingers moving through the raven locks.
"Hn." he mumbled as they continued to kiss dinner long forgotten.
Lust filled green eyes looked back at him before pushing away and opening the jacket she had been wearing.
She watched in mild amusement as her husband's eyes nearly popped out from his head once her black pea coat hit the floor. Ha! He hadn't been expecting that!
She stood in front of him, wearing the very specific outfit he had ordered in place of her shoes. She wanted him to feel the pain of wanting something he couldn't have. She wasn't above using her body just this once she illustrate her point. She needed to teach him a lesson.
Never try to sabotage a woman's shoes!
"Ah, do you like what you see Itachi?"
He could only stare in shock as he watched her walk over to the kitchen table before promptly sitting down on it.
"I like that you like it because now you can't have it!"
"Hn." he grunted in protest as his wife continued to speak.
"If you had told me about this little stunt beforehand then things would have ended a little differently with you maybe reaping the rewards associated with this outfit... but...since you wanted to sabotage my shoes I figured I would take away the one thing I know you...ehm...love."
Silence was the only thing that could be heard as the surprised Uchiha watched his wife hop off the table and move toward the stairs.
She paused before him and flickered her tongue against his ear. With a husky voice she whispered, You'll be taking the couch tonight. Goodnight, Itachi." she said before walking up the stairs and slamming the door.
He stood there for a moment before looking down at his hands in mock despair. He lost two things he loved today. His dango and his...well her...oh never mind.
"I knew I shouldn't have went along with Naruto's stupid plan." he said before rising to his feet.
He pulled his black ANBU gear from the downstairs closet and pulled out his mask. His sword gleamed in the dull light before being sheathed.
He jumped to the windowsill and pushed it open before looking back at the garbage disposal again.
That blond idiot was going to pay!