Disclaimer: Again I don't own Pong. I don't own "Beep Beep." Heck I don't even own the computer I wrote this on. I get no money for this. Don't sue me.
Boop Boop
While . . . sleep . . . ing . . . in . . . my . . . bed . . . at . . . night
Much . . . to . . . my . . . sur . . . prise
It . . . was . . . now. . . al . . . most . . . three . . . o . . . clock
I . . . could . . . not . . . close . . . my . . . eyes
I . . . turned . . . on the . . . T . . . V . . . in . . . my . . . room
And . . . started . . . up . . . my . . . Pong . . . set
The . . . ball . . . went . . . mo . . .ving . . . back . . . and . . . forth
Didn't . . . know . . . how . . . far . . . I'd . . . get
Boop . . . Boop
Boop . . . Boop
The . . . Pong . . . ball . . . went . . . Boop . . . Boop
I . . moved . . my . . pad . . dle . . up . . and . . down
So . . it'd . . make . . a . . mis . . take
But the . . other . . paddle . . stayed . . right . . with it
This . . game . . kept . . me . . a . . wake
It . . must . . have . . thought it . . could . . beat . . me . . now
As it . . kept . . on . . hitting . . that . . ball
I'll . . show . . it . . that . . I'm . . not . . a . . kid
That . . will . . ea . . si . . ly . . fall
Boop . . Boop
Boop . . Boop
The . . Pong . . ball . . went . . Boop . . Boop
Soon . I was . tuning . out all . of
The things . around . me there
Soon . it was . three thirty
And I . really . had to . pee
As I . looked . at the ball go . back and . forth
I couldn't . believe my . eyes
The little . machine was . keepin up . with me
Man I . could almost . cry
Boop . Boop
Boop . Boop
The Pong ball . went Boop . Boop
Now we were going really fast
This certainly was a game
For me to lose the game at this point
It would put me to shame
It must have thought it could beat me now
As it kept on hitting that ball
I'll show it that I'm not a kid
That will easily fall
Boop Boop
Boop Boop
The Pong ball went Boop Boop
Now-we-were-going-super-fast
As-fast as-I-could-go
The-paddle-hit-the-ball-with-ease
As-if-it-were-going-slow
I-finally-missed-that-fast-ball
And-so-I-had-to-weep
Oh man there is no way that I am
Going . to . get . to . sleep