Hi guys! This is going to be my second story, and i hope it is going to be enjoyable. Warning: if you do not like yaoi, then I'm sorry. But don't worry! There's not going to be any major action, just kissing, and it won't ever be graphic. Please Review!

Disclaimer: I don't own D. Gray Man.

500 ways to get kicked out of the black order

1. Start a relationship between Allen and Kanda

Nobody was sure how it happened, but one day Allen and Kanda were at each others throats, the next they were making out in the cafeteria. To say that everybody was shocked was an understatement. Even so, nobody expected Kanda to even consider going along with Allen's plans. that day is referred to as the end of the known universe.

2. Sneak around in black suits and sunglasses, humming the mission impossible theme song

Every one had finally gotten over the 'unlikely relationship' between Kanda and Allen. Everyone expected everything to return to normal. That's when they saw two figures darting around, humming the mission impossible theme song. It took three minutes for everyone to realize that one of the figures was Kanda, and the other was Allen. Another five minutes went before everyone stopped praying, and started wondering what the hell was going on. Eventually it was decided that the world had gone nuts.

3. Paint the HQ in rainbow colors

The next day, everyone woke up the the hopeful feeling that this was going the be a normal day. that feeling was shattered the moment they opened their eyes. There was paint everywhere. People had no idea how the paint had gotten everywhere, but it had. People immediately looked for Allen and Kanda. They were covered in paint. In the end, after much argument, the two agreed to clean up all the paint. But the big question remained. How the hell did they paint the entire HQ in one night?

4. Stage a concert in the middle of the research department

The two had recruited Lavi. The news became public when, one evening, the three were found setting up some thing in the research department. Every one in the RD had a great time during the concert, and when it was over there was much applause. Nobody questioned why there was a concert. They were becoming way too used to this sort of stuff.

5. Burn all of Komui's paperwork

After this prank, Lenalee chased them all over HQ with a clipboard. People had reported to had seen Komui in very high spirits, and the three pranksters laughing crazily.

6. Also burn down inspector Leverrier office

They soon found out the reason. Only Leverrier and Link looked unhappy.

7. Fake being sick and dying

Komui had had all his paper work replaced. This was when he decided to do a prank. This prank included him collapsing and pretending to die dramatically. It didn't work.

8. Fake a Noah attack

Neither did this. In the end, Komui only got more paperwork.

9. Stage a musical in the cafeteria

After the success of the concert, the pranking trio decided to do a musical. They had auditions, and in the end they performed a complete version of Les Miserables in the cafeteria.

10. Look up and see how many people look up

Reever swore that he saw something, but nobody was sure. The only thing of vague importance that happened was that, the next day, there were a lot of people with very sore necks.

AN

I'm sorry to all those people who are not fans of Yullen or yaoi, but it was the only plausible way to get Kanda to be Allen's prank buddy.

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