I was Peach and Mario, she was Luigi. A conversation we had on facebook chat thing. It got onto this because I said 'Yosh' (as in yes) and she decided to say Yoshi. So I decided to say 'its'a me Mario' and she said something along the lines of 'and'a me Luigi' and it spiralled on from there.

Nothing has been changed except I've added capital letters where there should have been and stuff… :)

Purely crack and for the hell of it.

*in Peach's voice* Mariooo!
Mariooo!

hahaha! *Luigi* eeeyy Mario! We must'a save'a the princess!

*Mario* Whya thea fucka doesn'ta shea savea herselfa everya oncea ina aa whilea?

*Luigi* oooh'a Marioo! i was'a thinking the exact'a same thingg! Let's just'a go to'a the pub'a, she can'a save herself'a!

*Mario* Just'a what I was'a thinking! Maybe then'a we can'a get some real'a plumbing work'a done!

*Luigi* eexactlyy! i don't even'a like'a the bitch'a, Bowser can'a have her!

*Peach in the distance* Mariooo! Mariooo (why is she not Italian when Mario and Luigi are) *Mario* Thats'a not a very nice'a thing'a to say about our monarch'a! I might'a have to'a marry her one'a day! Thanks'a to all the rabid'a fangirls'a! Then'a I could'a be king'a... Then you can'a assisinate'a her!

lmfao! *Luigi* well'a that is'a true'a Mario...imagine if'a you were king'a! the kingdom would'a be so much'a better! And'a yes, when'a the time is'a right'a, i shall'a kill'a the princess and'a we'll inherit all of'a her money! Muahahaha! *italian laugh*

*Mario* Thats'a true! Lets'a go! *also italian laugh*

*Luigi* yeees! *theme music plays* wahooo!

After this tad bit of roleplay:

I've just got an image of paper Mario and Luigi jumping up and down on their way to the pub.

Lmao same! That would be the best Mario game ever

They have to jump over drunken peoples rolling (like barrels) and hit the boxes to get pints.

Hahaha! And instead of shooting fireballs they can shoot pint coasters

XD YES YES!

I see the beginnings of a beautiful game! Let's go to Shigeru Miyamoto with this idea!