November 22

Dear Diary,

It's really funny watching Percy run for his life.

Picture a beheaded chicken squabbling around. That's what Percy Jackson looks like. Thalia sprints after him. What's he so scared of? He only infected half of Camp with a rash… which is why I'm watching this scene unfold in BED at the Big House.

He obviously didn't do it on purpose. I mean, no one would. I wouldn't. I feel bad for the boy.

OMG! Apollo HIMSELF is coming to Camp to cure it. So excited!

Have I mentioned how COOL (or should I say hot…) Apollo is? He's arriving on Tuesday. Since he's a god, he could come anytime he wanted to, but I guess he wanted to make a big hala-hoo-scheduled-deal thing. Hee hee can't wait:)

Oops! Gotta go!

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CAMP HALF BLOOD WEEKLY

Since one month ago! First ever demigod newsletter!

By Katie Gardner

Issue 7

Look inside to read:

+Apollo is coming to camp

+Percy Jackson is the culprit of spreading the rash

+Dionysus is purchasing a new Pegasus to replace Pinky Pie

+Gracie Newmen, 22, graduates out of camp and is engaged to Ryan Regean

Have you heard? Apollo *swoon* is coming to camp to get rid of the epidemic! Phoebe Russel managed to ask her dad, and now, the camp store's entire make up department is nearly sold out. Seems like suddenly all females are interested in being pretty for the sun god. Wink, wink…. We'll have to see how things unfold.

What do you think when you hear "Percy Jackson"? Certainly not 'person-who-introduced-stupid-contagious-skin-condition-to-camp', right? Well, Thalia Grace made Percy tell us the story, and it seems like poor guy did it all for chocolate. I know right? For all you campers that missed out on the epic confession, Stella had promised to give Percy chocolate, but in return, Percy had to bring her products from the infamous spa of Circe. Sooooo…. All in all, Percy received slap from Thalia, a scolding from Chiron, and a month of washing dishes from Dionysus (because he was "smuggling without telling authority")

Unfortunately, Pinky Pie eloped with Blackjack, and now we're looking for a new pony. Mr. D is considering a Pegasus called IEATYOURBONES but I object. Leave your thoughts below!

Beloved Gracie Newmen, daughter of Demeter, is graduating out of camp! We'll miss ya Gracie! And to top it off, she's engaged to Ryan Regean, son of Hermes. Guess the son of the God of Thieves stole your heart3 Bye Mrs. Regean! Comment Below!

(9) Comments:

Gracie Newmen: Aww thanks Katie! I'll miss you too.

Percy Jackson: ...

Annabeth Chase: HAHAHAHAHA

Grover: I prefer Pinky Pie over IEATYOURBONES.

Ellia Lopez: Bye Gracie!

Apollo: I like the ladies reaction to me

Artemis: ^^^^ YOU READ GOSSIP CENTRAL?

Apollo: Judging by how you're commenting on this article, I'm assuming you do too.

Silena Beauregard: This site is such a hit!

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Dear Circe,

I do not thank you for your STUPID service. I wasted so much freakin barbeue on you. If anything, you're a useless, retarded, SLUG and I think you should marry a sloth.

Hope you die with your nose chopped off and all your clients call you Lord Voldemort,

Percy.

A/N: I'm soooooo sorry! I promise I won't ever ditch FF like this again! I was EXTREMELY busy with studying, vacation, tests and packing. Anyway, if you like what you read, review! I'd really appreciate it if you guys did so! Virtual hugs, cookies, and cupcakes to all my subscribers and reviewers. If you have any ideas for the next chappie, PM me! BTW, is anyone watching the Olympics? My TV crashed so yeah...

Hallie