Title: Notes and rebuttals
Author: Angie the Flying Dork
Disclaimer: The Marauders and everything HP are the property of JK Rowling's. However, I am currently saving up to buy the Marauders and make them my love slaves… sans Peter.
Mr. Moony,
Mr. Padfoot requests that you please help him with the Potions homework Professor Finchy assigned last night.
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony agrees to help the aforementioned Mr. Padfoot on the one condition that he admits he is inferior to the aforementioned Mr. Moony.
Mr. Moony,
Mr. Padfoot says that Mr. Moony has the chance of a snowball in hell of getting him to admit he is inferior. And stop using 'aforementioned'. Buy a thesaros.
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony would like to would like to say he is astonished that a 16 year old cannot spell 'thesaurus' correctly. Buy a dictionary.
Mr. Moony,
Mr. Padfoot would to rebuttal and say that no one is perfect. He suggests that Mr. Moony removes the rod rammed up his ass.
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony would like to say that he does not have the aforementioned rod rammed up his 'ass', as you so delicately put it. Grow up.
Mr. Moony,
Mr. Padfoot would like to comment on how big of a hypocrite you are. You're one evil bastard.
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony would like to say that he is only evil in small, healthy doses. He does not, like you, prance around the school with the mentality of a six-year-old.
Mr. Moony,
Mr. Padfoot would like to say that at least he doesn't sleep with a security blanket at night.
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony says that may be so, but it's better than keeping a "Mr. Snuggles" bear.
Mr. Moony,
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MR. SNUGGLES?… I mean… Mr. Padfoot would like to say that slander is illegal!
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony was ransacking your trunk for the dungbombs you had swiped from him earlier. He also wonders why Mr. Snuggles is buried in the bottom. The poor dear must have a broken heart.
Mr. Moony,
No! I still love Mr. Snuggles… ah… Mr. Padfoot would like to say that Mr. Moony is a big, fat liar and will be condemned to hang out with a certain Severus if such behavior continues.
Mr. Padfoot,
At least a certain Severus doesn't have a teddy bear AND has better hygiene than you.
Mr. Moony,
Mr. Padfoot would like to say that your last insult was a cold, cheap shot. I'm proud! You are beginning to sound like Mr. Padfoot.
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony says he would rather kiss the aforementioned Severus than be a carbon copy of you!
Mr. Moony,
Mr. Padfoot gets the idea that you would enjoy doing that!
Mr. Padfoot,
Mr. Moony would like to remind you that he is currently top in our Charms class and would not hesitate to prove it with a good Jelly-Legs jinx. He would also like to say that come the next full moon, your ass is grass.
Mr. Moony,
BRING IT!
Messrs. Moony and Padfoot,
Mr. Prongs requests that you two stop acting like girls and shut up. Your note scribbling is distracting him from his transfiguration homework. Mr. Prongs would also like to remind you that he could take you both on with his hands tied behind his back.
Mr. Prongs,
You are nothing but a lovesick, four-eyed git.
Mr. Prongs,
Mr. Moony agrees, with relish.