Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Percy's POV
Ok gods get ready for a big list. It was dinner at Camp Half Blood, and nearly Christmas. And I know you guys will be thinking that we're Greek, we don't celebrate Christmas, but hey, I like to have extra presents thank you very much. So I was praying to every Olympian I knew to get what I wanted on Christmas.
Poseidon, please get me that cool fishing pole that can release fish if you press a button. For that, I sacrificed a few grapes. The fire turned blue and green for a few seconds, before returning to its normal color.
Zeus please get me those shoes with that awesome lightning bolt on the sides. I sacrificed some strawberries as the fire turned a thundering blue which sparks came out of.
Hades, I saw some skull headphones and wondered if you could get me those. I didn't know if he liked French fries, but he took it anyway as the fire turned black.
Artemis, I know you hate men but I saw this moon poster that was pretty cool so could you get it for me? I knew I was testing my luck, but to my surprise when I sacrificed my piece of steak a dangerous sliver fire glowed as if saying 'only once Jackson, never again!'
Aphrodite, maybe you could stop messing with my love life? I put some bread in the fire but instead of taking the whole thing, she took half. The fire burned pink, and a message saying 'I don't like bread, and I'll never stop, I only took it for the smell' was written across of it.
Hermes, could you possibly get me some running shoes, the ones I'm wearing are getting pretty worn out. I gave him a tomato thinking he might like them. The fire glowed... I don't know what color that is...
Apollo, I don't know if you're feeling down, but the sun needs to be shined brighter. But not too bright! We don't want to have a repeat of a heat wave. I threw in a banana seeing as it was yellow and the fire turned a bright yellow so radiant that I had to close my eyes for a minute before opening them again.
Athena, I know you hate me, but could you possibly maybe accept my relationship with Annabeth? I threw in some carrots, but instead of being sacrificed, the food just burned down in the fire. Well that sucked.
Dionysus, perhaps you could direct the camp better? I threw in some grapes but along with Athena, the food just burned down to its skin until the juice was all gone. No comment on that one.
Hephaestus, I don't know you that well apart from a few encounters, but I saw a cool flying bird in your workshop, could you send it to me? I sacrificed another piece of meat, and the fire turned... Was the color bronze?
Hera, I don't even know why I'm sacrificing my food for you, but could you calm Zeus down when he causes a storm? The fire turned a shocking white as my juiciest slice of apple was sacrificed to the goddess of marriage.
Hestia, I don't have anything to ask of you, I'm just thanking you for everything you helped in the war. You will always remain the Last Olympian. The fire flickered at its original color as it danced along the edge as I threw in some salad.
Demeter, could you make sure that the strawberries in our camp are always ripe? Not that I don't trust Mr.D... Actually, forget what I said when I said I trusted him. He said he wouldn't be lazy but now he might even get a wheelchair to not use his leg energy. My sacrifice was just my entire cereal that was the last thing left on the plate as the fire turned green.
Ares, what can I say? Oh yeah, could you possibly remove my curse over the sword? It's getting really annoying... Seeing as I didn't have anything left on my plate, I sacrificed my dinner plate. The fire remained its original color, letting the plate crash on the floor, and let the plate blacken.
And that resolves my list. Thank you and goodnight! That was the thing I thought after I had gotten up from kneeling. The campers gave me a lot of weird stares, and maybe it was the way I walked. I had gotten a cramp on my knees from kneeling too long. I checked my watch, and it stated that I had been there for a long time. Oh well. It was worth it. Especially worth it when I was going to check my cabin for some presents tomorrow.
A/N: I think I got some colors wrong, but I hoped you still enjoyed it. I will not continue this, as this will remain an oneshot.