(Okay, this popped into my head last night. I got this little mental picture of Supermartian having sex, and Wolf seeing them with this "WTF?" look on his face.

So I decided to write about it.

This can be rated anywhere from high T to low M.

I hope you enjoy! R & R!)

Wolf doesn't understand the way the two leggers mate- especially Alpha and Alpha's female.

For one, they do it completely different from the wolves of his old pack. For wolves, the act of mating is simple, quick, and over all very bland and boring.

But not the Alpha's of Wolf's new pack.

Their mating is long and passionate, most of the time Alpha's mate letting these very pleased moans and gasps.

And they take too long! In his old pack, mating was done in sixty seconds, at most. But in the time it takes them to mate once, Wolf could've mated six or more times with a female of his species.

And the way they do it!

Females can't be on top! They're doing it wrong. The male is supposed behind the female. They're doing it wrong! Wrong! Wrong wrong wrong! Of course Wolf has seen them mate correctly, but that's a rarity.

And sometimes, Alpha has his face burried between his female's legs- wolves never do that!

In fact, if wasn't for his keen sense of smell, he would have absolutely no clue what they were doing.

But he can smell Alpha-female's arousal.

And where are the pups? They've been mating long enough, they should have at least one pup.

Shouldn't they? Maybe they're having troubles...?

"You know he's watching us, right?" M'gann said telepathically. She let out a moan as Conner's trust became harder.

"Yep. Probably doesn't know what we're doing." Conner replied, trailing kisses down her neck and shoulder.

"Trust me; he knows." she sighed.

She was right. He did know.