Author's Note:

I was feeling inspired to write this after reading DarnReality's Rosario Plus Gohan which has been quite entertaining. In a similar vein i present this offering, which is my first official fan fiction story, so critics go easy. I intend to add chapters on a regular basis; one a week if time allows. This is going to be a humorous series, but I intend to add more dramatic and serious content as the story progresses. I know SSJ4 Goku is a bit over powered in the Youkai world but I hope I'll be able to integrate him smoothly without over shadowing the other characters. Please enjoy!

I do not own either the characters or story from Rosario Vampire nor Dragon Ball ( Z, GT or otherwise).

Goku held her hand and brought comfort to her with his bright undiminishing smile, gently caressing the hands of her frail body. He had begged her to let him use the Dragon Balls to wish her back to health, but she declined, stating that it was her time to go and prolonging it would be unnatural. He had taken her decision hard but understood why she felt this way. Finality is the defining characteristic of life, and so it is that death is the natural resolution. The Dragon Balls were meant to be sacred, a means of preventing catastrophe in times of great exigency. The abuse of their sanctity unleashed the greatest evil ever to visit Earth in the form of Omega Shenron. No matter how much he wanted to save her, Goku agreed that it would be selfish to use the Dragon Balls just to prolong her individual life.

Chi-Chi, on a hospital bed in West City surrounded by her family and friends, began to reflect on the life she shared with her child-like husband. Seven years after the defeat of the Shadow Dragons at the hands of her husband, Goku, she was diagnosed with breast cancer, and now her failing health had finally caught up with her. Even though she had to raise three children, including her husband, she of course did not regret marrying Goku in the least. She had not seen him since he left with Shenron to go train; he was devastated returning to find her in this state. However she long ago accepted that he was too important to the universe to have been a more attentive husband and father. Her burden was sharing him with the world when what she wanted most was to keep him with her always. His courage and compassion knew no bounds, turning even his fiercest enemies into his strongest allies. His gentle nature radiates with greater amplitude than his power, and it has always been his most powerful weapon. With him she had two sons, Gohan and Goten, who like their father grew up into powerful heroes, but with an education she provided, if not overbearingly, for them. And therein lies the problem…

"Goku," she uttered, struggling to find the words. "I want you to promise me something after I pass into the otherworld."

"Anything" he replied cautiously.

"Now that you have grown up again, I want you to do something that is very important to me." With a slight grin she continued. "You have the body of a teenager now; you have always acted like a child so I would like it if you got educated like one. I enrolled you in a high school, and classes start in a week."

"Whhaaattt!" the entire room repeated in unison. Everyone except for Goku started laughing. Their tears of sorrow were replaced by gasps for air as they struggled to regain their composure.

"Can you imagine Goku in high school Yamcha, I don't think even the Eternal Dragon could grant this wish." chuckled Krillin.

There was another round of laughter that was interrupted by a familiar spiky haired saiyan with a pronounced widow's peak.

Still laughing Vegeta began "As much as I would like to see Kakarot learn to spell his own name, he and I are warriors. He should be training for when we next fight. Besides, the only place that he would fit in at is clown school."

"Nevertheless," laughed Chi-Chi. "I want him to learn how to do something other than fighting. And even though I can't believe I am saying this, if you meet someone else, Goku, that you love... I would not want my death to keep you from being happy. You have my permission to be romantically involved with another, but only if she is a nice girl" Chi-Chi professed teary eyed. It pained her to say it but she meant every word.

The room was stunned into silence. No one could believe what they just heard. This must be the end of creation, because Chi-Chi would never let Goku go. Everyone assumed she must have been delirious; it was surely something she would not say in her right mind. Goku was the first to recover.

"But Chi-Chi I love you there is no one else I'd…"

"Listen! I am saying that if you find someone else it's okay, do you understand? Don't let your lov-"

"Or Fear," interjected Roshi, who promptly had his head smashed in from the blue-haired woman standing behind him.

"Thank you Bulma. As I was saying, Don't let your feelings for me cause you to live the rest of your life alone, ok?"

"Ok" Goku said after some pause.

"Good. Now come here my family and hug me one last time. Ox King, Goku, Gohan, Videl, Goten, and Pan moved in to embrace her one after another while the rest of the crowded hospital room watched on in silence. After a long moment Pan was the last to release her, tears streaming down her eyes. Chi-Chi looked up at her and wiped her tears away, and spoke for the last time.

"Goku the school is called Yōkai Academy; the instructions are in a manila packet on the kitchen table at home, don't be late."

She closed her eyes, smiling.

"Oh so Goku's going to Yōkai Academy, well this will be interesting" Chuckled King Kai. "Hey Bubbles do you know how to get there? You walk down the street and turn fright at the dead end" He barely finished as he started giggling.

A short purple man with a monocle passing by took notice of the spectacled blue man and his monkey. Sighing, he muttered "Don't you ever get tired of making terrible jokes North Kai?"