A/N: Yes, I am alive, with a new interactive story! I ask readers to submit ideas and see them come to life here. I plan to have at least 100, with about 5 or 10 ways on each chapter. Make sure they are as random as possible! You may also ask me to make a chapter centered on a TFP verse character (Ex. Miko, Knockout and Breakdown, Soundwave's tentacles). Each idea will either become a short story, a small scene, or a sentence depending on how complicated they are.

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1. Skip around the Nemesis while holding a bunch of flowers. If somebody asks what you are doing, give them a flower and say 'join me, friend!'

Soundwave was depressively bored. Ever since Starscream's disappearance, the ship's atmosphere had become blasé and tense. Even Megatron, the glorious leader of the Decepticons, seemed to be slightly downtrodden. It was this attitude that made the troops slightly lazy. It seemed impossible to boost moral around the base. Well, unless you are Soundwave, of course. The third in command never had to resort to his 'happy-team-happy-leader' methods so he was uncertain it would work. So with slight hesitation, he began 'code flower'.

It went without a hitch.

The first victims were an eradicon and a vehicon who went by the names of Steve and 404 (only Primus knows who named them). They were exiting the rec. room and had bumped into the prancing communications officer.

"Whoa, sorry sir, we didn't see-" Steve paused for a long moment as he and 404 attempted to grasp the situation.

"What in the pit are you doing… sir?" 404 deadpanned.

Soundwave grasped both troops' hands and nodded. He removed two flowers from his subspace, both pink and purple roses, and handed them to the troops. "Join me!" Soundwave sang, waiting for the drones to join.

With a small shrug, 404 and Steve joined Soundwave's merrymaking.

As with the officers, well, their encounters lasted longer. Knockout agreed, and joined, after getting tiara of bright red roses and insisting Soundwave put 'Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows' as the theme song. Breakdown, whom was with Knockout at the time, refused during the first round, but after the second round with Airachnid, he immediately agreed, causing Knockout to keep a distance from the pirate. Airachnid joined 'just for the heck of it' and got a black rose. Eventually they reached Megatron, in the bridge, who stared at the group for a solid five minutes before laughing and grabbing a handful of flowers and joining the group. Eventually the whole entire ship joined the fiasco.

Mission success.

2. Walk up to random people you come across and give them a bear hug while screaming "I MISSED YA, MAN!" or "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!"

The only one responsible for this blight was none other than Airachnid. The sly and sleek spider femme managed to get Breakdown over charged with high-grade after promising him 'some 'face time'. Breakdown, still remembering what the femme said, asked her when they would start. Airachnid panicked at the thought of her pranked going wrong, but the next lie coming out of her mouth came out as smooth as…. As… something smooth.

"Hug about 1,000,000 beings on this ship, then we'll talk," she purred to the eager pirate.

It never occurred to the mech that the number extended that of the inhabitants of the ship. Nevertheless, Breakdown smiled and stepped outside of the femme's berth room and began hugging random 'cons in a drunken 'rampage'. The first one to stumble across his blurred mind was none other than Soundwave. The officer was walking towards his own berth room for the night when Breakdown stumbled up to him and wrapped his bulky arms around the sleek mech.

"I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Breakdown laughed when Soundwave tensed up.

"….." the TIC turned his head towards the pirate and 'unleashed the rage of the tentacle.' Soundwave sped away from the mech, not wanting any more physical contact.

The next was Knockout. The medic was searching for his assistant to remind the mech of the busy day tomorrow.

"I MISSED YA, MAN!" Breakdown chuckled and bear hugged the red mech.

"B-breakdown?" Knockout stuttered in surprise, his face a slightly pink color. Of course, he instantly recognized the scent of high-grade and stomped off crying about 'hopeless love' or something of the sort. The poor medic was suffering emotional trauma of late, but refused to tell anybody of his sudden change in character. Many suspected his assistant was the cause, but no action was taken.

The next day, Breakdown awoke with a massive headache and huge embarrassment. He reminded himself to never take high-grade from Airachnid for a long time.

3. Sing loudly and horribly. Or better yet, try to rap.

"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slipping!" Orion rapped hoarsely, joined by a group of drunken eradicons. "I is chillin' like a non-villain takin' a… chillin'

"My Panda is named Amanda cause she's… uh... something that rhymes like that!

"I'm gangsta, da gangsta…. Da gangsta panda named Amanda who was cool like that, yo!" Soundwave had joined in at this time, playing a fast beat he had created while recording the whole thing. The next day, the whole crew awoke to this video. Due to the many mentions of 'the gangsta panda named Amanda', Orion Pax gained the nick name of 'Da Gangsta Panda'. Despite some insistence from Megatron, Orion did not get the name 'Amanda' added to it.

4. Attempt to drown in a kiddie pool.

It just happened to be Breakdown's birthday on this day. He requested a pool party and, due to the troops' laziness, got a kiddie pool instead. Still, he was overjoyed by the result and spent the day playing life guard. Near the end of the day, by the time he swore Knockout was fake drowning just to be carried bridal style by the pirate, Airachnid just happened to be arguing with Starscream about… something. The seeker, utterly enraged by whatever she said, threw his energon on her face, temporarily blinding her. Soundwave spun around and began recording the incident immediately, feeling a sense of joy as he watched the spider's struggle. Airachnid, clawing at her face and spitting out curse words, fell into the kiddie pool.

"I'M DROWNING!" she screeched as she flailed around in the 3 inch deep pool.

"I'll save you!" Breakdown said before he made the worst decision of the day and dove head first into the pool. He was immediately knocked out and Knockout spent that night dragging the poor mech into the med bay.

Soundwave was very amused as he watched the femme flail around in the pool. Finally, 10 minutes later, the femme came to her senses and cursed out every mech in earshot.

5. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and walk around screaming "FEAR ME AND MY EVIL ARMY OF FROZEN CARROTS!"

Airachnid was well aware of the many troops' fears of organic objects. It was the very reason she chose her spider form. She often used these fears to defeat other foes and, on occasion, give a good prank. This happened to be one of those occasions.

Airachnid had obtained a bag of carrots from an abandoned human camp site while she was on patrol. She noted it was still frozen as she took it out of the cooler. Of course a plan immediately began to form in her mind, how else would she have become a commander in such a short time?

The exact moment she returned to the ship, she stared at some vehicons and then held the frozen veggies over her head while screaming "FEAR ME AND MY EVIL ARMY OF FROZEN CARROTS!" That set the vehicons in motion, running and screaming in all directions to warn their friends. A duo of vehicons happened to smash into each other in their panic. She walked around the ship, repeating this joke. No other reaction matched that of Knockout's for he screamed and fainted. Like a little girl.

6. Have an emotional breakdown.

It occurred right after Bumblebee stole the spark extractor. Megatron was beyond angry, on the verge of snapping at Soundwave, who was trying and failing to calm the warlord. Just then smallest failure or insult could send Megatron over the edge. How small the insult was surprised everybody. Knockout was telling the warlord of his recent success with the synthetic energon while eyeing a rather dull spot on Megatron's armor. Finally, after the full report, Knockout sighed and said "My lord, you have a dull spot on your armor."

Those words put the warlord in a new light. Megatron screamed and flipped the keyboard of a nearby computer terminal. Airachnid stared at him for a solid moment as she was cussed out by the gladiator. Soundwave ran to his berth room after being called some eyebrow raising names. Knockout flinched as Megatron screeched in his audio receptors about… something. Breakdown stood crying in the corner after being asked where his parrot was. Then, after all of that, Megatron spent the rest of the day crying into his hands while sitting cross legged on the bridge's floor, only the occasional curse word or sob emitted from him.

No one knew Megatron had it in him.

7. Enter the Med bay and ask for some non-existent item.

Starscream stormed into the med bay, looking as pissed as usual. Knockout and Breakdown, whom were currently buffing Megatron to prevent scarring, turned around in surprise at the sudden intrusion. "Com- LORD Starscream, what a pleasant surprise! What do we owe to you today?" Knockout asked, his eyes opened wider than usual.

Starscream glared at both mechs who stared unblinkingly back. He then took a deep breath and said "Got any Shnerples here?"

Knockout's and Breakdown's faces by this point were utterly comical. "What's a Shnerple?" Breakdown glanced at the red medic, expecting an answer, but only received a shrug and a blank look.

"My lord, what is a Shnerple?" Knockout repeated while deadpanning.

Starscream fell over laughing immediately "My GOODNESS, you two are truly kept in the dark!" At those words, Starscream left the duo alone to ponder over his odd sayings.

8. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.

After this event, everybody began to question Knockout's sanity. On the bright side, he was promoted due to the fact he was winning an argument with the air.

9. Find two people who are going out/are really close. Walk up to one of them and slap them across the face and yell "I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!"

Knockout was randomly roaming around the Nemesis with nothing left to do. It was an hour before designated recharge time and he had completed all objects on his agenda. After a while, he had decided to go to the bridge and hope there was someone left to talk to. To his surprise and luck, there was Breakdown along with that femme, Airachnid. He smirked as a wicked plan began to form in his head as he strutted towards the duo.

Breakdown was deep in conversation on a personal subject with Airachnid, so the duo immediately silenced at the red medic's approach. "Hey Knockout!" Breakdown smiled weakly.

Knockout smiled back, glanced at the femme, and then slapped Breakdown across the face.

"There was no call for that!" Airachnid shouted.

"Why?" Breakdown roared.

Knockout glanced at the duo and then willed coolant tears to fall from his optics. He took a deep breath and screamed "I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!" He ran away fake crying, leaving the duo to wonder what his problem was.

10. Hold Breakdown's Barbie for ransom.

Breakdown was whining about how he had no purple Shnerples. Dreadwing held Breakdown's Beach Party Barbie captive.

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