A/N I just thought it would be really funny if this happened in the book :)

Harry's pov

"Who's Cedric? Your boyfriend?" He asked sarcastically, while laughing.

"Hell yeah bitch! You jealous you don't have someone hot like I do?" I retorted smirking and raising an eyebrow.

"Y-your GAY!" Dudley looked horrified at the idea.

"Yes but don't worry, I'm taken and only go after the hot ones." I responded, giving a small laugh of my own at the face he was making.

"Really? Because it's the same way for me." Came a new voice.

"CEDRIC! YOU CAME!" I yelled jumping into his arms.

"I told you I would. I couldn't very well let you stay with these people." He responded hugging me tightly.

"Y-your both fagots!" Dudley yelled, looking like someone had hit him. I'll admit I was considering it.

"Did you know fagot means pile of sticks?" Cedric asked mater of factly. "So that's a very interesting thing to be called."

I laughed a bit, and stood on my tip toes to peck him on the cheek.

"I like it better in the wizard world. There aren't any homophobes there." He told me.

"I know what you mean, but surprisingly that's not even the worst thing about Dudley." I told him.

He gave me a look of disbelief. "He gets worse?" Cedric asked me incredulously.

"I'M RIGHT HERE!" Dudley yelled, shocked that we would talk about him like that with him 'right there'.

"Yeah can you do something about that?" Cedric asked him.

"Really. I want to snog Cedric, but it's awkward with you there." I added.

"Well we could just go to my place." Cedric said smiling down at me.

"Yeah let's go!" I said happily.

I know it's not great but I just wanted to make it