Kissing lessons

A/n: This is based off of a scene I saw in the movie "John Tucker must die." Enjoy!

Zatanna felt Dick's hand move against hers. She turned her head away from the TV for a second. Dick flashed her a smile, "Is the classic first date move working?"

Zatanna blushed and pulled her hand away, "We'll see."

"I hope I see it soon," Dick nonchalantly expressed. His face then reddened with embarrassment, "Sorry, I guess I've been hanging out with Wally too much."

"I don't mind," Zatanna replied with a smile.

Dick then stood up from the couch, "I gotta take a leak, be right back."

Zatanna nodded, "Okay."

Dick smiled and walked out of the room.

Zatanna swore, the second Dick left the room, Artemis had swooped in and hopped on the couch. "Hey, Zatanna!"

"Artemis?" Zatanna whisper-yelled. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just checking up on your date with Dick," Artemis explained. "How's it going?"

"It's going fine," Zatanna stated. "But I think we might start kissing at one point and I've never kissed a boy!"

Artemis looked surprised, "Seriously? Never?"

Zatanna shook her head, "Nope, not at all. Have you?"

Artemis nodded, "Yeah, several times actually."

"Can you teach me?" Zatanna pleaded.

"Oh, um…." Artemis hesitated for a second. "Sure! Why not?"

Artemis gently grasped Zatanna's chin, "So, the first sign that he'll kiss you is when he puts his hand on your chin like this."

Zatanna nodded, "Okay, continue."

Artemis pulled her closer, close enough for Zatanna to feel the archer's warm breath on her face. "Okay, then he might pull you closer in like this. If he does, move closer for your noses to just touch at the tips."

Their nosed touched, a little more than they had to, but it worked. "That's good," Artemis applauded.

"How am I doing?" Zatanna wondered aloud.

"You're doing great," Artemis assured. "So, from here, he won't be expecting a thing from you, so the best thing to do know would be to take him by surprise."

"By surprise?" a puzzled Zatanna wondered.

"Look him in the eye, and give him one of these." Artemis moved in, and firmly placed her soft lips on Zatanna's.

Their tongue had a small battle for a second, but they soon found their rhythm and started to make a symphony of lip-pleasure.

Zatanna knew that it was just practice, but she couldn't help letting out a small moan. That kiss felt really good, Artemis was definitely the best, and only person she had ever kissed.

"Holy Dali Lama!"

Both Zatanna and Artemis pulled away at the sound of a certain ebony-haired boy.

Dick just stood in the door way with his jaw nearly touching the floor. "Oh my god Zatanna…."

After briefly wiping her lips, Artemis stood up, "Well, looks like my job here is done."

"Kiss her again," Dick said in a mono-toned, yet pleasured tone. "I don't even care about our date, just kiss each other again!"

Zatanna and Artemis just stared at each other. Artemis shrugged her shoulders, "Meh, what's the worst that can happen?"

I swear, I am not on crack! Most of the time at least…

Also, I have never been kissed, so most of the instructions from Artemis might be wrong.

Disclaimer: TheOceanspray99 doesn't own. So back off!

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