Jesus Christ, I've been gone a while. Sorry loves! I've been uber busy… I was reading the Hunger Games (FINNICK WHYYYYYYYYYY!). So yeah… I know I have other things to do, but I have this little story all planned out… 5-7 chapters. It's based off of "Of Mice and Men". So yeah… While reading all I could think of was Hetalia and how much alike some of the characters where. And yeah~! Originally, I was going to make Antonio Lennie, but realized Ivan would be a much better fit, so now Antonio is Slim. And yeah! I'm skipping the part with Crooks, and instead giving you a Spamano smut. You'll see.

In southern California, a river runs deep and green. In the late summer, the water is warm, the trees in the valley where the water runs, are turning gold and crimson. On the sandy banks, leaves from autumns past lay, old, dry and crisp as a lizard scurries across to hide in the shade.

There is an old path, where many men have walked and stopped by the river to rest. And on this path walks two men. They walk in single file, the first is a small man with sun kissed skin, sharp cheek bones, golden eyes and dark brown hair, with a single curl protruding from the right side.

The second man is his opposite, large with a round happy face, almost white blonde hair, pale skin, and purple eyes. The two walk to the bank, the large man goes to his knees, and starts drinking from the water, much like a horse, while the smaller starts to build a fire. Then after a moment the smaller man turns to the larger with a look of disgust.

"Ivan!" He snapped "For god sakes don't drink so much. I swear to god, you'll drink out of a gutter when you're thirsty." The large man pulled up, a large smile on his face.

"Ohh~ that water was good! Drink some Lovi! Drink some!" Ivan said rubbing his stomach.

"I dunno. That water doesn't look right." Lovino said, trying to light the fire with two sticks "Ah damn thing! Light!"

"Oh Lovino! I have a match!" Ivan proclaimed pulling an old match pack out of his pocket.

"Oh! Hand it here." Lovino said holding out his hand. Ivan handed it over and Lovino lit it and threw it on the fire. "Now I have some beans in my bag, get them out, while I get this going."

"Right!" Ivan said, grabbing Lovino's bag, pulling out two of Lovino's four cans of beans. "Is there a can opener?" Ivan asked.

"Nah, but there's a knife. Pull it out, and I'll open them." Ivan pulled the knife out and set them down. After a moment Lovino deemed the fire big enough and turned to the cans opening them handing one to Ivan. "I don't have spoons, so just use your hands."

"Do you have ketchup? I like beans with ketchup." Ivan asked

"Not a damn bit. Just shut up and eat."

"Hey, Lovi."

"What?"

"Tell me about the rabbits again." Lovino sighed.

"Again? Oh alright. You and me, we're gonna save up and buy a little flat. We're gonna have cows and pigs and an alfalfa for-"

"For the rabbits! And I get to tend to the rabbits!" Ivan squealed.

"Yeah. Yeah you do. You can feed them and you and I… why we'll live off the fat of the land. Never have to work other than harvesting. We won't have to work for anyone~ or anything." Lovino said, almost smiling.

"And the rabbits! I can pet them, and cuddle them~ Oh I can't wait!" Ivan said happily.

"Don't forget to feed them." Lovino said.

"I won't! I won't!" Ivan exclaimed "We'll blue rabbits and green rabbits!" Lovino smiled sadly, fully well knowing that he and his child like friend would never live on the little old flat.

"Yeah. Millions of them" Lovino said. "Now eat your beans."

Yeah… I cut out a bunch…. So yeah! I have a tumblr now~ PM me or ask in the review if you want the link. It's all Spamano~ pictures, videos, fanfics~ And other awesome things.

R&R

~Roxi2Star