"I call this meeting into order" Kurt started to hit the gavel against the desk.
"Mercedes will kill you if she knew you were using her gavel" Quinn joked.
"Kurt, what's this all about?" Tina asked.
"Seriously, Britts waiting for me" Santana added with her legs on the desk.
"Quinn? Would you like to do the honors?" Kurt passed the gavel to Quinn.
"Sure." She took the gavel and placed it on the desk.
"We're here because Sam and Mercedes need our help" She added
Santana stood up "What's wrong with Mercedes?" She said, her expression changing immediately
"Well…" Kurt said standing up and walking to the whiteboard. He took the black dry erase marker and wrote the word "GUILT" in big letters.
Quinn laughed at how dramatic Kurt was.
"Guilt? I'm still confused" Tina said.
Quinn breathed in "It's been 7 weeks since Sam and Mercedes' akward break up"
"you can't really break up if you're not dating" Tina added.
"True but those two were pretty much dating and we all know it" Kurt said.
"yeah, the glances, the hand holding" Quinn said
"The kiss" Kurt added
"The serenades in Glee club" Tina said
"The X rated Janitor's closet sessions" Santana smirked
Kurt rolled his eyes "Those were never confirmed. My Mercedes isn't that kind of a girl" Kurt said.
"He's right. Those were just rumors" Quinn said.
"ahhh! Guilty till proven innocent!" Santan said.
Kurt rolled his eyes again.
"ANYWAY…Quinn and I thought it would be a good idea to get her closest friends together so we can convince her to go back with Sam" Kurt said.
"She's miserable without him" Quinn said softly.
"And how can we help?" Tina asked.
"Well, we have a plan" Kurt arched his eyebrows
"A scheme? I live for those" Santana grew more and more interested. "but we're going to have to go all out"
"What do you mean?" Tina asked.
"Yes, Satan, do share" Kurt said.
"Well, we're going to need codes and maybe special names to call eachother" Santana said slyly "Meeting places, etc"
Quinn smiled "I'm willing to do anything to get these two together again"
"Can we get a new wardrobe? Spies need to look fab" Kurt added
They all laughed.
Santana was too deep in thought and they were all staring at her. She was scary but brilliant.
"I have an idea!" She said smiling wickedly "but first tell me your plan" she added.