Hetalia of course, does not belong to me. It belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz.
I don't even...
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
"Lukas, get your ass in here. It's time to make a sandwich."
Lukas walked into the kitchen with his srs face on.
"My body is ready."
"Good, now spread the jelly," you ordered, shoving a butter knife and a jar of grape jelly in his face. He grabbed the jar and began spreading the jelly on the slice of bread that you had ready for him while you spread the peanut butter on yours.
"You ready?" he asked.
"Hell yes."
"Let's go then."
You both carefully picked up your slices of bread in one hand and turned to each other. You both high-fived each other, dramatically slamming the two slices of bread together saying "Yeah!"
"That was awesome," you said, staring into his eyes seriously.
"Indeed it was," he did the same, but slightly more intense.
You both grabbed opposite sides of the bread, pulling on it and causing it to rip into two halves.
Walking out of the kitchen casually, Lukas took a bite from his half and said, "Go clean that up," using his free hand to point to the sandwich stuff on the counter.