Title: Knocked Up

Pairing: Faberry, Brittana, and other pairings

Mentions of Finn/Rachel, Artie/Brittany, Quinn/Santana

Summary: What happens when Quinn, resident stud at McKinley High, gets her arch-nemesis' girlfriend pregnant. G!P story

A/N: I do not own anything glee sadly :(

A/N 2: There may possibly be Finn and Artie bashing, but make no mistake about it Finn and Artie fans, I like the both of them…just not with Quinn, Rachel, Brittany, or Santana. Enjoy :)

Chapter 1

"Yo Quinn, what's up"

"Hey what's up."

"Yo Q, up top" A jock holds his hand up.

"What's up, Man" Quinn high-fives the jock.

"Hey Quinn how's it going?" Another jock asks

"Same old, same old." Quinn replies

"Word, word I hear ya." the jock says before leaving

"Hey Quinn, we still on for Friday?" A red head Cheerio approaches

"You know it, Stacy" Quinn smirks

"It's Stephanie"

"Oh yeah. Right. I knew that."

This is Quinn Fabray.

Quinn was the most popular girl that walked the halls of William McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio. 5ft 6in, long flowing beautiful blonde hair, beautiful hazel eyes, filthy rich, and a straight A student. She was captain of McKinley High's basketball team, The Titans. She was the first sophomore to EVER become captain her first year on the team, and the FIRST and ONLY female in McKinley High's history to be on the basketball team. She was the perfect girl any parent would want their son or daughter with.

But Quinn Fabray wasn't your ordinary popular sophomore girl. Oh no, you see Quinn was different. Special. Quinn has a penis.

That's right. No you read correct. Female, Quinn Fabray was born with a fully functioning 8 inch penis. And everyone in town knew about it. It didn't stop Quinn though. Nah, If anything, it increased her popularity. Quinn Fabray was also one of the biggest players and flirts in McKinley High. She could have anybody she wanted. Guy or girl, but she preferred the more slimmer, softer and feminine type if you know what I mean.

Yep that's Quinn Fabray. Guys wanted to be her. Guys and girls wanted to be with her.

"Hey, Q." A beautiful Latina said behind her. Quinn turns to her.

"Hey Santana." Quinn replied with a sexy smirk.

Santana Lopez was head cheerleader or the McKinley High Cheerios. She was also Head Bitch In Charge, and second most popular girl in school. She was a sophomore, just like Quinn, and the biggest bitch in the school. She wasn't afraid to tell it like it was.

"Well don't you look delicious as ever." Santana said observing Quinn's outfit.

Quinn was wearing a pair of black skinny jeans with a little sag. Not enough to show off her ass, but enough where you can see the hem of her boxers. A black tank top with a yellow and black plaid button up shirt over it and a pair of yellow, a pair black Spartan Lite Dc shoes and a black beanie.

"I try." Quinn grins. She takes a second to ogle Santana. "You look pretty cute too in your Cheerios uniform."

"Pssh, please. Hot, Q. I look hot in my Cheerios uniform." Santana corrected

"Whatever you say." Quinn smirks. "So what's up?"

"Oh nothing much, just been thinking about you." Santana said rubbing her hand up and down on Quinn's arm. "I missed you."

Quinn looks at Santana before laughing. "Really S?"

"What?"

"Wow. Um okay, first off, I just saw you late night. And second, why?" Quinn laughs

"Hey, I'm just trying to be the doting girlfriend." Santana says sarcastically. It was taking everything in both of them not to burst out laughing.

"Again, one, we're not dating. You and I both know that." Quinn says

"Well they don't." Santana points to the few people in the hallway.

"S, the rumor is we're fooling around, not dating." Quinn told her. "Plus, you wouldn't know doting if it bit you in the ass." Quinn laughs

"Whatever."

Santana and Quinn were best friends. They had been best friends since Kindergarten. Santana was the first, besides her parents and doctors, to know about Quinn's Special Condition.

Quinn was freaked about anyone and everyone finding out her secret, so when Santana found out about it, Quinn thought that was the end of the longest and best friendship she ever had. Then Santana shocked her by saying, "You'll still always be the same annoying freak you've always been to me. Plus, if we were to ever get it on, at least I'll know what it's like to be with both a guy and girl. That's like the best deal ever. It's a total win win for me." That, in term was Santana's way of saying that she would always be Quinn's friend no matter what. Penis or no penis

By the 7th grade, Quinn got really popular with ladies, if you know what I mean. And by their freshmen year, do to Santana and Quinn's bonding friendship and Quinn's player status, rumors began to spread that the two were either dating or fooling around. They neither denied nor confirmed these rumors. But this still didn't stop Quinn from being the player that she was. It also increased Santana's popular status. But in hind sight, rumors couldn't be further from the truth. There was nothing more than friendship between these two.

"You talk to Brittany yet?" Quinn asked Santana as they walked to their lockers.

"No"

"Why not?"

"Why?"

"Really, S?" Quinn says sounding a little annoyed.

"What? You know it's kind of hard to talk to somebody when rumors are going around about you fooling around with someone else." Santana defended

Quinn rolled her eyes.

Yeah, friendship. You see, Santana liked another blonde. Santana had a major crush on Brittany S. Pierce. They've known each other since middle school, but ever talked until freshmen year at Cheerios camp, and Santana's been harboring a crush on her every since…but she has yet to ask her out.

"Oh come on S. Do you really think she believes those stupid rumors? Besides, didn't you say that she told you she didn't." Quinn says

"Yeah well I still can't talk to her." Santana says

"Why the hell not?"

"Because she has a boyfriend and I don't even know if she's into girls." Santana ends with a shy voice.

"Okay that's bullshit. One, she may not be like that with other girls, but I can tell she is totally into you. I've seen the way she looks at you, especially at Cheerios practice yesterday. Second, you and I and the rest of the school know that her boyfriend is a total ass. A jerk on so many levels. He's like a total dick to her" A pause. "You know, just because he's in a wheelchair doesn't mean he can treat her the way he does. He's like a douche on wheels." Quinn pauses and thinks. "He's a dick douche." Quinn say proudly.

"A dick douche, Q? Really?"

"Like you could come up with something better. That was some clever shit." Quinn defended.

"You're a dork." Santana laughs

"And you don't love me any less." Quinn smiled wrapping her arm around Santana's shoulder in a half hug.

"Yeah whatever. Can we change the subject please?" Santana asks. "So I've heard you got on the basketball team an made captain. Care to tell."

"S, I just told you that yesterday." Quinn said

"Oh whatever, you know you like hearing it." Santana smirks

"Yeah I do." Quinn said with a dreamy smile

"And not only that, but I also hear that not only are you the first and only girl on the team, but you're also the first female and sophomore to make captain this first year. Care to share your feelings and thoughts about that Miss Fabray?" Santana says playful using her fake microphone hand.

"Oh it's truly an honor. I'd like to think all the guys who sucked and made a way for me to take the title. I couldn't thank them more." Santana laughs. "Maybe now we'll win more than three games this year." Quinn played along.

"So true." Santana laughed

As they played around, someone bumped into Quinn.

"Watch where you're going Fabray." an angry voice said

"Maybe you should watch where you're going Hudson. I was already standing here." Quinn shots back.

Finn Hudson was captain and quarterback of the McKinley High football team. He was also co-captain of the basketball team. He and Quinn have never seen eye to eye. They had been in competition since they were in the 6th grade.

Before Quinn joined the basketball team, Finn was in the running for team captain after the current captain graduated. You can pretty much tell what happened with that one. Finn thought Quinn got everything he thought he deserved, guess he can just add this to his list.

"Do you seriously think you can talk to me like that? Just because you're on the basketball team, my team, doesn't mean shit." Finn growled

"Actually not only is she on the team, she's the Captain of the team. Get it straight,, Finnessa." Santana said

"Stay out if this Santana. Nobody's talking to you." Finn said angrily

"What do you want Finn?" Quinn said annoyed. She really didn't feel like dealing with him right now. Finn steps up to Quinn like he was all big and bad, but Quinn never even flinched. She just waited for it to be over.

"I just thought I'd let you know that even though you're on the team, that doesn't mean anything…"

"Yeah, yeah I caught that the first time you said it. Now is this conversation going anywhere interesting?" Quinn asked. Finn was fuming at being interrupted by this…this…this thing.

"It is still my team. And you know what, you're gonna fail, and I'm gonna be right there and take back what is rightfully mine, and you're not gonna do anything about it, cause you're just a stupid little girl…Actually you're not even a girl, you're a freak. You'll never be better than me. You'll fail on the team cause you're just some freak dyke." Finn says getting in Quinn's face. Quinn never moves. There is a stare down between the two.

"Are you done?" Quinn asked not effected what so ever by his words or him.

That set Finn off. He stepped closer to Quinn as if her was to hit her, but a hand stopped him.

"Hey man back off." Noah Puckerman said. Finn pushed Puck's hand off him.

"You know whatever. I'm sick of being around you freaks any way." Finn said angrily

"Go take a walk, Finn." Puck said

Finn just huffed and storms off.

"Can't stand that guy." Puck said. Puck then turns to Quinn and Santana "You guys okay?"

Noah Puckerman, Puck for short, was the second biggest player in school. He was also Quinn and Santana's other best friend. He met Quinn the same time Santana did. They all grow up together. The first time Puck met Quinn, he actually had a crush on her, but that soon faded as they got older. When he found out about Quinn's penis…His responds: "Sweet, now I'm not the only one getting accused for thinking with his dick." That was of course Puck's way of saying he's okay with Quinn.

As they got older, he then turned his attraction on Santana, but when both she and Quinn told him that they were only interested in girls, he backed off and gain two 'wing men'. and dub they his official 'Lesbros'.

Years after Quinn told Santana and Puck about herself, she had begun to accept herself for who or what she was. So when someone find out, it didn't really matter to Quinn as much as she thought.

People were actually more intrigued about her than disgusted. Well at least some were.

"Yeah, we're cool" Quinn said

"Dude, don't mind Finn. He's just jealous." Puck said

"When do I ever let Finn get to me?" Quinn asked

Puck thought for a moment "True" he said nodding his head

"That's just Finn being Finn. I have better things to do than to worry about Finn Hudson." Quinn said closing her locker and walks away.

"Anyway, before we were rudely interrupted by Sir Manboobs…" Santana said, making Quinn and Puck laugh. "…we were just talking about the amazing news about Q being the new basketball captain."

"Yeah, that's my girl. Man you were sweet that day." Puck said. Puck high fived Quinn.

"Thanks man, but what I would like to talk about is this hot and feisty Latina sophomore head cheerleader I've heard so much about." Quinn smirks. Santana tried to look innocent.

"Oh yeah I heard about that too." Puck also smirks playing along

"Would you know anything about that Santana?" Quinn asked

"I don't know, I might know something." Santana answers with a smirk

"First sophomore to become Head Cheerleader, Ms. Lopez how does it feel?" Quinn did the same fake microphone Santana did to her earlier, while Puck used his hands as a fake camcorder.

"Cut it out guys." Santana laughed at her two best friends antics.

"You guys do realize we're like the most unstoppable force in this school now right?" Puck said suddenly.

"How do you figure?" Quinn questioned

"Come on, first we've got Q, who's the first and only girl captain on the basketball team. Plus one of the biggest lady magnets. Then S, is the first sophomore Head Cheerio and HBIC. And let's not forget yours truly, the badass extraordinaire." Puck points to himself with a wide grin. "Together we're like a force to be reckoned with. We're like the Super Force Three." Puck said excited. Quinn and Santana just stared at him. "What?"

"Oh dude, you just showed you're geek." Quinn joked

"Yeah and it smells like loser." Santana also joked. Then they both laughed.

"Whatever, I'm just trying to come up with a cool nickname for us." Puck pouts

"I don't know, I kind of liked the Unholy Trinity." Quinn said

"Yeah, I second that." Santana chimed in

"But I thought guys told you hated that name?" Puck asked

"Nah, we were just trying to make you sweat. It was totally worth it." Santana said as she and Quinn laughed at the look on Puck's face.

"You guys are evil." Puck said

"Yeah but you love us." Quinn said

"Whatever. Anyway, so S, have you talked to Brittany yet. I heard she was also on the squad." says Puck. Quinn snorts and Puck looks at her. "What?"

"Yeah and?" Santana ignores Quinn and opens her locker

"So did you talk to her?"

"Nope"

"Really, S"

"That's what I said." Quinn said "But no…she has a boyfriend, and she's not into girls." Quinn mocked Santana.

"Well she does and I don't know if she is." Santana said defensive. Quinn rolls her eyes.

"You mean that crippled jerk? Man, she's still with him?" Puck said

"I called him a dick douche." Quinn said proudly

"Dick douche, nice." Puck high-fives Quinn

"Oh my god, my best friends are total dorks." Santana mutters.

"Whatever you love us." Puck shrugged his shoulders

"Yep" said Quinn

After Santana was done at her locker, they made their way to Puck's locker.

"So, S is Cheerios like what everyone says it is? Is it seriously that much hell with Coach Sylvester?" Puck asked

"Pssh you've seen her." Santana said. Quinn and Puck nod. "Plus as long as you know how to work her, you're good." Santana told them.

Puck and Quinn stopped walking with an eye brow raised on each of their faces looking at Santana.

Santana caught on to what her friends thought she meant. "Not like that you pervs. I mean if you know how to take what she throws at you. Suck it up and don't give in to her."

"Oh" Both Puck and Quinn said, nodding their heads.

"She's still scary." Puck says

"Hell yeah."

"Speaking of the devil herself." Quinn said when she saw Sue Sylvester walking towards them…after pushing a kid that was standing in her way into a locker. Quinn, Puck and Santana all grimace at the sight.

"Quick how many times you think she'll say worthless. I say 8" Puck said quickly

"9" Santana said

"11" Quinn followed

"Sandbags, Mohawk, Dick van Dyke."

"Coach" They said in unison

"You worthless kids think you're so good. Well you're nothing in this worthless school in this worthless town." Sylvester said

"But don't you live in this worthless town too?" Santana asked

"And you go to this worthless school too." Quinn said

"I'm different. I was something. I turn cheerleading from it's worthless forms to what it is now. Sandbags, I would not like to congratulate in becoming the new head cheerio. It's up to you now to lead my worthless team of girls who call themselves Cheerios."

"Yes coach." says Santana

"Look at you, worthless. It's disgusting. You're just a worthless bag of worthlessness. I don't know what I'm doing here with you worthless little people. I'm wasting my precious time in the worthless shit hole." Coach Sylvester turns to walk away. "And Sandbags don't late for practice."

"Yes coach" Santana said

Sue Sylvester walks away, terrifying any student or teacher in the hallway the crosses her path.

"11 worthless's, god Q how do you always know?" Puck asked

"It's a gift. I'm not proud of it." Quinn says "Hey guys, why did she call me Dick van Dyke?"

Santana and Puck looked at each other, before looking back at Quinn, moving their down to Quinn's crouch area, then looking backup at her face.

"Makes sense." Quinn nodded he head.

"Anyway guys, I'll catch you later. I gotta head to class cause you know how Mr. Shorts is a stickler for time." Puck said

"Oh my god, I have him 5th period." Santana says

"Me too" says Quinn

"Alrights dorks I'll see ya'll at lunch." Santana said before walking away from her friends.

"See ya" Both Puck and Quinn said before heading to their separate classes.

"Ahh…the sweet small of a new school day." said Rachel Berry with her usual 'Rachel Berry' excitement.

Rachel Barbra Berry, glee club captain, future Broadway star, and McKinley High's biggest loser and target. Rachel Berry was an ambitious little smurf. She had the best voice and big dreams in all of McKinley. Sadly that's what made her a target.

"Hey man-hands how's it goin'" A cheerio asks

"While I'm not very fond of the name, I will answer your question. And it is going quite well if I say so myself. This is such a beautiful morn-" Rachel was cut off by a splash of freezing old fruit flavored liquid smacking her in the face.

Did I mention that she's a pretty big talker too? Well yeah, she is. Another reason why she's a target.

Everyone in the hall laughed.

"It was a rhetorical question, Rupaul." the cheerio laughs.

"What a loser." A jock said.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" A tall perky blonde comes up

"We're slushying the loser, duh." the jocks states the obvious.

"Yea, wanna join in?" the cheerio grins.

"No, it's was really mean, and you guys need to apologize."

The jocks and cheerios stared at the tall blonde before laughing.

"Yo is she serious?" the jock laughed.

"Yes, I am. What you did wasn't funny."

"Um...yes it was." the cheerio says

"Brittany it's okay" Rachel said sadly

"No, not it's not."

"Wait a second, are you seriously sticking up for this loser?" the cheerio asks.

"This loser happens to be my best friend, and you're being mean to her. Now apologize." Brittany said sternly.

Brittany S. Pierce and Rachel Berry have been friends they were 5. Some kids would tease Brittany, calling her stupid, and Rachel came to her rescue. Well as much as a rescue for a pint size five year old. Rachel has always been the smallest in the bunch, but do you think that stopped her? Nope. Rachel had a small body, but an even bigger heart. Rachel would tell Brittany that she wasn't stupid, and just thought different. More happy thoughts. They've been best friends every since.

Once middle school hit, Brittany joined cheerleading and Rachel became a loser. Kids would tease her about her clothes. Some would say the clothes she wore made her like a child mixed with a grandmother, some would even tease her about her dads. But that never stop them from being best friends. If anything it brought them closer.

"Yeah right. No freaking way." The Cheerio rolled her eyes

"Apologize or I'll make sure you'll suffer the wrath of Santana and Coach Sylvester. All of you." Brittany said getting in the girl's face

The Cheerio look in Brittany's eyes to see a hint of bluff, but find none "Whatever" the Cheerio said before leaving.

Brittany then turned back to Rachel, "Hey you okay?"

"Y-yeah I-I'm f-f-fine." Rachel shivers

"Come on let's get you cleaned up." Brittany says grabbing Rachel's slushie kit, then she grabs Rachel's hand an leads her to the locker room.

"Y-you'd t-th-think they'd f-find a n-new h-hobby and leave m-me al-lone." Rachel says as they enter the locker room

"Yeah" Brittany says helping Rachel clean the slushie and change her clothes.

"What you said to them…About making suffer the wrath of Ms. Sylvester and Santana. Can you really do that?" Rachel asks

"I don't know if I can get coach to do anything. She's scary as it is."

"Yeah" Rachel winces

"But I'm pretty sure I have Santana wrapped around my finger. I might get her to do it." Brittany smirks

"Yeah you have her whipped and you're not even dating." Rachel said with a slight smile.

"Yeah" Brittany said sadly

Rachel took a look at Brittany "Have you talk to her yet?" She asked softly

"No" Brittany sighs

"Brittany you should really talk to her." Rachel tells her best friend

"I don't know how. Besides, she's with Quinn. And I'm with Artie." Brittany said looking at her shoes.

"I thought you said you didn't believe those rumors. And I thought they were just fooling around?" Rachel asks

"Well I didn't…I mean I don't, but…" Brittany stuttered

"But nothing. They're not dating. Plus Quinn's to much of a player to be tied down. She's said it herself." Rachel said making Brittany laugh a little. "And as for Artie. Britt you're my best friend, practically my sister. I love you and I trust your judgment, but why are you still with him? He's a jerk. He doesn't treat you right. He constantly treats you like you're a child or like you're dumb. And we both know you are anything but stupid. He thinks that because he's in a wheelchair, he can walk…well roll…all over you. It's not right. You deserve better." Rachel told her.

"I know, but I love him. He wasn't always like that. He was sweet. He is sweet. He's not always like that. I know how he really is." Brittany exclaimed

Rachel looks at her best friend "Okay Brittany, I trust you. If you say that he is a good guy then I believe you, but at the first sign of unhappiness, you pull right out there. You understand." Rachel said half joking, half serious.

"Yeah"

"You're my best friend Brit, and I love you. I just want you to be happy." Rachel said softly.

"Thank you. I love you too." Brittany said with a smile pulling Rachel in for a hug.

Rachel just smiled back her.

"Come on let's wash this slushie out your hair." Brittany said guiding Rachel to the sink to wash her hair.

After washing out the slushie, the two friends headed to their first class of the day.

End of Chapter 1

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