A/N: This will only be a two or perhaps three chapter story.

Disclaimer:Star Trek (2009) characters and ideas are not mine.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

...

"Please?"

Spock met Jim's pleading expression with a level gaze.

"I fail to understand the significance of your proposal, Jim. I am aware that humans enjoy indulging in festivities, however, as you know, I am half-Vulcan, and therefore such things appear trivial."

"Well isn't your human half just dying to dress up as a giant rabbit?"

Spock's eyes narrowed.

"It's almost Easter."

"Yes Jim, I am aware of that."

"Well someone has to do it. And look at you. You've got the pointy ears and the little cute nose - you're halfway there already." Jim leaned back against the closed door, a grin on his face.

Spock raised a slanted eyebrow.

"Funny, Jim. However, I see that dressing up as a rabbit simply because a human holiday is coming up would be both a waste of my time, and yours. There are certainly far more constructive activities we could be participating in that would benefit the Enterprise."

Jim sighed in exasperation.

"Not to mention also that I am certain that every human on board the ship is aware of the impossibility of a magical rabbit who delivers chocolate to children once a year. The youngest of the crew is Ensign Chekov, and he is seventeen years of age."

Hmm. He had a point there.

"Come on, Spock. It's fun! It doesn't matter if no one even believes in the Easter Bunny anymore, its tradition. And chocolate! You can't go wrong with chocolate."

"Have you no concern for your health, Jim?"

Jim let his head fall back against the door with a thud, before a sly smile worked its way onto his face. Well, two can play at this game.

"I know, Spock. I guess it is a bit silly, but I only had the best interests of the entire crew in mind. Everything is always so serious on board, and often we spend years at a time in only each other's company. I just thought that it might be a way for a bit of 'crew bonding' or something like that."

Jim celebrated internally as a contemplative look came over Spock's face.

"These thoughts are logical Jim. Would there not be a more superior way to achieve this rather than take the form of a rabbit?"

"No, there wouldn't! This is a chance to remind everyone of the fun of their childhood. We see so much bad stuff all the time now, Spock. We have to remind ourselves that there are good things to look forward to in life, for our own sakes."

Spock hesitated.

"And you are certain that I am the only suitable candidate for the task?"

Jim grinned.

"Positive."