I do not own Assassin's Creed. Sadly.

Chapter One

Golden eyes watched the crowd carefully. These eyes were calculating whether or not to continue their plan or not. With an inaudible sigh their owner performed a 'leap of faith' into a bale of hale under his perch. The person landed without a sound.

After making sure there were no guards around with his 'eagle vision', the assassin walked down the street with one single goal. A very dangerous goal:

Pacify his lover with oranges.

Altair did not know what he did to piss off Malik, the Dai of Jerusalem, but whatever happened, was serious.

The two had been together after defeating Azrael and bring stability to the Brotherhood, Malik went back to Jerusalem to make sure the new Dai there had everything under control. Altair accompanied him because he didn't want his love to be alone.

For three days straight, Malik has been shunning Altair and he gave no real reason why. That's where the oranges come in. The Dai had a soft spot for them so it was the perfect bribing item.

"That is a lot of oranges. If I might ask, why do you need so many?" The stall owner asked the Grand Master.

"A gift of sorts. I thank you for your business." Altair said before walking down the street with his cargo.

As he made it to the building, the master assassin climbed easily up to the roof and he peered into the hatch. He could see Malik reading a book.

"Novice, I suggest you stay up on that roof. If you come anywhere near me, I am going to run you through and kill you till you die from it." Malik yelled (quiet girlishly too) to his smirking lover.

"It seems your logic is failing you, Dai. And here I came all this way to keep you safe, and warm at night. I even went out to buy your favorite fruit." The smugness was evident in Altair's voice.

"Shut your mouth! I told you not to come here with me!" Malik yelled while chucking a pillow (which missed) at the grand master.

"But my love, I brought a peace offering. Do you not want it?" A single orange fell in front of an outraged Malik.

"NOVICE!" The yell made Altair jump up and run from the Bureau, laughing the whole way.

End Chapter 1

A/n: Well I revised this and I added a few things. I decided to make this a pointless multi-chapter fic because I love the pairing. Thanks for reading! =)