Chapter 9: The Two Loudest
Hime: Ciaossu. Welcome to 'Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Music Corner.'
Tsuna: Eh? Where is Kana-san?
Reborn: I locked her to do her other stories.
Tsuna: H-HIEEE! REBORN!
Gokudera: I'm glad, that woman is annoying.
*Bel's 'Bloody Prince' could be hear and everyone looked at Bel*
Fran: Bel-senpai...we don't come here to kill someone you know.
Bel: I'm not even sing you stupid frog.
Hime: Ah gomen, my phone. Kana-chan said in her text : 'IF ANYONE TALK BAD ABOUT ME, I'M GOING TO BURN THAT PERSON AND THROWN THEIR ASH TO THE SEA YOU ALL SON OF A B****.'
Tsuna: *shiver*
Hibari: Hn.
Hime: Kana-chan leave today show to me, Juuri-san, Soul-san and Code-san.
Soul: Eto...My name is Soul.
Yamamoto: Haha! She is quiet pretty, right, Tsuna?
Tsuna: Eh? Ah! Uhm...(At least she seems nice...)
Soul: If you hit on me, I will make your face unrecognizeable. *smile*
Tsuna: (...Or not.)
Ryohei: EXTREME!
Code: My name is Code. Nice to meet you!
Hime: Ara? Where is Juuri-san?
Juuri: *panted* Sorry, I'm late!
Xanxus: Trash...
Hime: It's okay, Juuri-san. So that's it with today guest host.
Reborn: You are quiet good, maybe you should replace BaKa-na.
Hime: Eh?
Bel: *hug Hime* Shishishi. Prince don't allow Princess to do it.
Lussuria: Bel Bel~ You shouldn't do that in public~
Bel: WHO THE HELL IS BEL BEL?
Squalo: VOI! START THE SHOW YOU BUNCH OF IDIOT!
Hibird: Shut up, sharkie~
Fran: Squalo-san...even bird think you are lower than them..
Squalo: VOIIIII!
Hime: Fran-kun! Anyway, Kana-chan said to take absent since today episode.
Juuri: Eto... Mukuro is absent due to lack of sleep because of being terror by Primo and friends.
Gokudera: Huh. Serve him right.
Hibari: Hn.
Chrome: I know you feel sad, Hibari-san.
Hibari: I'm not.
Hibird: Liar~
Fran: Third betrayal of Hibird.
Code: Lambo is absent because he is still in recovery of his phobia, eh? Does it really take so long for recovery?
Yamamoto: Well, Tsuna's mom accidentally make Lambo watch this show.
Ryohei: That make him EXTREMELY see Hibari's face!
Gokudera: And he start to run around the house like and idiot while shouting something about demon number two or something.
Juuri: Umm...Hibari-san is not a demon.
Soul: Number two? Who the hell is number one?
Tsuna: *open small book* Err...Fuuta said in Lambo's ranking the demon number one is...Rebor-ITTE!
Reborn: Shut up, Dame-Tsuna.
Fran: *snatch the book from Tsuna's hand* Number one is Reborn, number two is Hibari Kyoya, number three is Rokudo Mukuro, number four is Levi-A-Than, and number five is Xan-are? *being thrown wine glass, hit by tonfa, electrocuted and kicked on the head.*
Bel: Shishishi. Serve you right, froggy.
Mammon: Yare yare...
Levi: I couldn't forgive him for thinking Boss is a demon.
Hime: Now it's time for announcement and punishment time.
Chrome: (It's time to get black-mail material!)
Juuri: Eto...The people who vote for 'Sakura Addiction' is...codenumber6, Scarletblood21, MokonaStorm, AlyTer Love, Mistress of Madness, SkylarkOfTheMoon, kagamine0410, Rio Sawada, Miyanoai, AngieCarol, Nuvola Tenri, Kurumi-chan, and blue-melancholy.
Tsuna: 13 people...
Chrome: You vote for us, Code-san?
Code: Of course! I like you guys more!
Soul: Now let's see the creepy 'Bloody Prince'. Princess the Ripper 3200, Saruko, Rillianne Lucifenia, the-ghostly-pineapple, 5th detective in parallel world, and Deadblood-shiki vote for 'Bloody Prince'.
Fran: Six people...and we lost because Bel-senpai is the one who si-*stab by Bel*
Hime: Prince-sama voice is great. The song is creepy.
Xanxus: Trash...
Code: So it is punishment time~
Bel: Shishishi. Why you look happy?
Reborn: YOUR punishment is ENTERTAIMENT for US. *smirk*
Squalo: VOIIIIII!
Lussuria: Mou~ That's harsh~
Chrome: (Time to get black-mail material~)
Hime: So, let's start from Boss's punishment.
Juuri: Eh...ano..Punishment for Xanxus is...Be nice to everyone, no cursing, no shooting, act like Haru, say that you love Tsuna, wear Hatsune Miku costume.
Xanxus: THE HELL, TRASH?
Tsuna: HIEEEE? WHY ME?
Soul: *cough* Uhm, Reborn?
Reborn: My pleasure. *kick Xanxus on the spot where it hurt most for male*
Xanxus: T-Trash...
Reborn: *kick again*
Levi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BOSS?
Fran: *sigh* He's acting gay again...
Xanxus: *took out X-Gun* DIE!
*Explosion, tonfa, gun, dynamite, rope, and shrieked were included in the attempt to calm Xanxus down and make him do the punishment. (30 minutes has passed for your information)*
Xanxus: I love you, Tsuna-san~ *smile brightly with sparkle in the background as he twirled his wig*
Fran: ...
Squalo: I need to go to the restroom...
Yamamoto: Hahaha...I think me too..
Gokudera: Juudaime! Juudaime! Wake up!
Hibari: Hn.
Lussuria: That's really destructive~
Levi: A-AS EXPECTED FROM BOSS!
Hime: Chrome-chan...could you send that to me later? *whisper*
Chrome: Sure. *whisper*
Soul: ...My eyes...Let's continue to the next one shall we? Punishment for Squalo is...THE HELL? *cough* Punishment for Squalo : Wear a maid-costume, you can't shout 'VOI', shout 'I AM A GIRL WANNABE!', no cursing, speak with a soft tone, add 'sama' to everyone you call, dye your hair pink, say that you love Xanxus.
Mammon: That's a lot...
Squalo: VOOOI! *kicked by Reborn* I always speak softly.
Fran: ...I think his ear started to deaf because of his constant shouting...
Ryohei: THAT'S EXTREME!
Juuri: You are not in the place to talk, you know?
*Squal changed into a maid-costume*
Code: Hoo~ He looked so feminime~
Xanxus: Squalo-san, you really look great on that, desu~
Tsuna: ...*shiver*
Squalo: *blush* Do you really need to do this, bra- Code-sama.
Code: Why of course? It's your punishment. Chrome-chan, make sure you record this, okay?
Chrome: I understand.
Soul: Let's dye your hair.
Hime: Shocking pink!
Juuri: Eto..Magenta?
Gokudera: What the hell they talking about?
Lussuria: They were choosing what kind of pink they should use~ I vote for shocking pink!
Hibari: *sleeping*
*5 minutes later, Squalo's hair is shocking pink*
Levi: PFFT!
Bel: Shishishi. That looks great on you.
Reborn: *take a photo of Squalo* This will definitely go into Vongola's Annual Album.
Hime: Next one, Squ-chan~
Squalo: I AM A GIRL WANNABE AND I LOVE XANXUS-SAMA!
Levi: *twitch*
Hime: Eto...Yup, I've send that to Kana-chan!
Tsuna: Don't Kana-san could watch this on television?
Hime: I know, this only to add our black-mail material collection. *smile*
Ryohei: EXTREME!
Mammon: Yare yare...
Code: Next is the pervert Levi!
Levi: What kind of introduction is that?
Code: ...Levi punishment...Act like you hate Xanxus, shout 'DECIMO IS BETTER THAN THAT STUPID XANXUS WHO LOST FROM A MIDDLE-SCHOOLER', shout 'I HATE VARIA', and you will be pushed into Squalo's shark tank.
Levi: WHAT?
Gokudera: Huh, she is right in the 'Decimo is better than that stupid Xanxus' though.
Xanxus: *twitch* Gokudera-san! Xanxus is better than Decimo!
Tsuna: ...I need to go to the toilet... no, I need a pail.
Hibari: *still sleeping*
Yamamoto: Haha, that's quiet simple.
Code: Shut up and do it, pervert.
Juuri: Time is passing...
Levi: Shut u- Gah! *being attacked by Hibird and ?*
Juuri: Chi!
Tsuna: Chi?
Juuri: Eto...my bird...
Ryohei: EXTREME! IT IS THE SAME AS HIBIRD!
Gokudera: SHUT UP, LAWN HEAD!
Mammon: Yare yare...Oi, do your punishment quickly, Levi.
Levi: Urgh. I'm sorry Boss.
Xanxus: Oh it's okay, Levi-san! Xanxus don't care at all about that!
Levi: Boss...
Reborn: I think, Xanxus is saying the truth.
Squalo: Definitely.
Levi: I HATE VARIA AND DECIMO IS BETTER THAN THAT STUPID XANXUS WHO LOST FROM A MIDDLE-SCHOOLER!
Hime: *tied Levi with rope and push him to Squalo's shark tank.*
Chrome: Ittarashai...
Fran: I hope you go to he- Scratch that, you will definitely go to hell.
Hime: Now is Prince-sama punishment!
Bel: Shishishi. You will give me punishment too?
Hime: I don't give you any. This show watcher and reviewer did. Anyway, Prince-sama punishment is...No stabbing people, throw your tiara or crown or whatever it is, no 'shishishi' laugh 'nufufufu' instead, wear a princess dress with a wig, and cut your bangs.
Bel: What?
Fran: *thumbs up* All dear reviewer, all of you are so smart.
Yamamoto: Hahaha! I always wonder what his eyes color is.
Xanxus: Xanxus never see it too!
Chrome: ...(I will get many high-quallity black-mail materiall today) *smirk*
Juuri: Here... *held out a trash bin*
Bel: Nufufu...
Tsuna: HI- *shiver*
Bel: All of you who ask me to do this...I will kill you after this show. *throw his tiara/crown whatever it is to trash bin*
*Bel's 'Bloody Prince' could be hear again*
Hime: Kana-chan said...'DO THAT AND I WILL FREAKING PUBLISH ALL OF MY BLACK-MAIL MATERIAL ABOUT YOU AND RASIEL, YOU AND FRAN, YOU AND HI-' *cough* 'AND I WILL KILL AND TEAR YOU APART FOR SQUALO'S SHARK.
Fran: Me and that fake-prince?
Soul: Let's cut his bangs right now. *smirk*
Bel: Nufufu. Don't you dare.
Code: Eh~ But you hear what Kana-chan said right?
Chrome: *take one of Bel's knife* Just shut up and let me get my black-mail material. *murderous aura*
Gokudera: ...Did I mis-heard thing?
Juuri: I'm sure you don't.
Tsuna: *gulp*
*with a speed of wind, Chrome cut Bel's bangs with his own knife*
Mammon: As I thought, his eyes is blue.
Xanxus: As I thought? What do you mean, desu? *twirl his wig*
Reborn: It's common for blond people to have blue eyes.
Hime: Now, let's dress him up~
Lussuria: Oh! Let me join~!
*10 minutes later, Bel is wearing a long blue frilly dress with a long wig that reach he- I mean his waist*
Lussuria: Ara~ My creation is so pretty~
Bel: Who the hell is your creation?
Fran: Bel-senpai~ A PRINCESS shouldn't act like that~
Bel: YOU-
Soul: Stop right there. Next is Lussuria punishment. Being thrown to Squalo's shark tank.
Squalo: Only that?
Hime: *tied Lussuria and throw him into Squalo's shark tank*
Chrome: Ittarashai...
Fran: At least two annoying person is lost.
Juuri: Ano...now is Fran's punishment... Hug Belphegor and say you love him, wear Gumi's clothes, smile, take off your head, no sarcast comment.
Fran: Gladly. *surround by mist and change with Gumi's costume* At least I could take off that hat.
Juuri: You are so fit with the costumes...
Fran: *hug Bel* I love you, Bel-senpaaai~ (I really love you that I want to tear you apart and send you to the space) *smile*
Bel: Nufufu. (I know what your smile means stupid frog! I will kill you after this show end!)
Chrome: K-kawaii...
Mammon: This could make some money...
Code: Okay~ The last one is Mammon's punishment! Burn all of money you bring right now!
Mammon: ...What?
Tsuna: Eto..How much you bring right now?
Mammon: ...About 5000$... I plan to go to the bank after this...
Yamamoto: Hahaha! Is that a lot of money?
Gokudera: OF COURE, BASEBALL IDIOT!
Ryohei: EXTREEEEME!
Hibari: *wake ups* Sasagawa Ryohei, you are too loud.
Ryohei: I'M NOT!
Reborn: Just ignore them and burn your money Mammon.
Hime: And no replacing it with illussion.
*Mammon burn all of his money*
Hime: Now, let's continue the competition!
Squalo: Who sing now, Hime-sama?
Juuri: Eto...We will have Squalo-san's 'Break Out' and Ryohei-san's 'Mata Ashita'.
Reborn: Good thing I bring ear-plug.
Soul: Do you have moere ear-plug, Reborn?
Tsuna: ...Just...close our ears...
Gokudera: ...I really agree with you, Juudaime.
Hime: Let's start from 'Mata Ashita!'
Chrome: And I don't think we need to close or use ear-plug yet. I have listen to this song before.
Yamamoto: Hahaha? Is that so?
Xanxus: Just started already, desu!
*music starts playing*
Ryohei: Well, see you tomorrow! A small promise, exchanging smiles~
Hibari: Not too loud. Great. *go back to sleep*
Ryohei: Occasionally I feel depressed, and there are also things that ares about to break me. Instead of complaining, I just grip my fist~
Gokudera: ...You shout all the time, not 'just grip my fist'.
Ryohei: No need to say anything because I'll understand. There is also that kind of days but it's all right, that's why it's okay to run, roll and climb over it~
Bel: Nufufu. Is that why he is so hyper?
Squalo: I think so, Belphegor-sama.
Mammon: Whatever...
Tsuna: (Run and roll...Why that's remind me of Lambo?)
Ryohei: The sinking setting sun, piercing my heart, the usual way back home. Well, see you tomorrow! A small promise, exchanging smiles~
Chrome: His voice is great.
Code: Maybe that's what attracted Hana, right?
Juuri: I think because of his age.
Soul: Yeah, Hana love older guy right?
Hime: *restraining laugh* But..she once has crush on Lambo...
*Somewhere in Namimori, Kurokawa Hana destroyed her television with a very red face*
Ryohei: Always reckless, I just live honestly. My happiness is about meeting friends I want to protect and think of~
Tsuna: *smile* Friends I want to protect...
Fran: ...I can't do any sarcast?
Xanxus: Not even a tiny bit, desu!
Ryohei: Overreach myself, endure myself, until I shape my form. Accepting myself as is, that's why it's okay to smile more or cry~
Bel:Hear that, Fran? Cry.
Fran: I hear it perfectly, Hime-sama. *smile*
Hime: E...that doesn't count as sarcast right?
Yamamoto: Haha! I don't think so. Bel is princess right now!
Ryohei: In the twilight city, walking side by side, the usual way back home. Well, see you tomorrow!A small promise, exchanging smiles~
Gokudera: Why lawn-head song has a good meaning?
Code: Who knows? Beside, we don't know the meaning for your other song, yet.
Soul: Ah, we only know 'Juudai-'
Gokudera: SHUT UP!
Ryohei: Because I don't want to see the crying faces of my family, friends and important people. I'll become stronger, stronger than today~
Reborn: That line is very Tsuna-ish.
Tsuna: EH?
Ryohei: The gentle wind, grazing my cheek, the usual way back homeWell, see you tomorrow! A small promise, because I will always be here waiting. Always always always. Surely surely surely. Always always always~
*music stops playing*
*everyone applause except Reborn, Hibari and Varia*
Mammon: I don't care. Just finish this show and let me gather money again.
Chrome: So is it, Squalo-san's turn?
Hime: Yep~
Squalo: I have to sing with this costume?
Juuri: Eh...of course.
*music starts playing*
Squalo: There's no such thing as living in comfort. Because being alive is to fight~
Mammon: Yare yare... I don't know he has a good voice.
Fran: Mammon-senpai... you never hear Squalo-san when he sing in bathroom?
Hime: That's not sarcasm right?
Bel: Nufufufu. It's a matter of fact.
Squalo: For the things I want to obtain. I'll gamble with my life~
Tsuna: It's normal so fa-
Chrome: Close your ears!
Gokudera: WH-
Squalo: VOOOOOOOI!~
Ryohei: EXTREMEEEEEE!
Soul: Don't join him you idiot!
Juuri: Eh? The buildng is shaking...
Reborn: Good for me that I already wear my ear-plug.
Hibari: Who dare to wake me up with that loud voice?
Tsuna: Uh oh.
Squalo: Break it, break it, I'll break everything. And everyone in my way. Beat it, beat it, I'll beat everything~
Yamamoto: Hahaha! He sounds like a fighting maniac!
Gokudera: He sounds like Hiba- *being hit by Hibari*
Xanxus: He really is a fighting maniac like me, desu!
Squalo: I'll obtain strength. I'll cut through the limit~
Tsuna: Glad it's normal again...
Squalo: The things I cut with this sword. Aren't loneliness or emptiness~
Bel: Why state the obvious?
Squalo: For the those I believe in. There is a given destiny for them~
Yamamoto: Haha! I don't know you believe in destiny, Squalo!
Hime: NOW!
Squalo: VOOOOOOOI!
Hibari: You are too loud.
Code: The building is shaking again...
Squalo: Break it, break it, I'll always push on forward. There's no reason to stop. Beat it, beat it, everything is like instinct~
Mammon: Yare yare... you also need your brain...
Squalo: I'll surpass myself. Are you prepared, I'll chop you to pieces~
Tsuna: *shiver* Why all of Varia's song included scary things like that?
Squalo: For the things I want to obtain. I'll gamble with my life. VOOOOOOIIIII!~
Code: Wha- It echo!
Tsuna: My ears...
Squalo: Break it, break it, I'll break everything. And everyone in my way. Beat it, beat it, I'll beat everything. I'll obtain strength. I'll cut through the limit~
*music stops playing*
Tsuna: It's finally end...
Xanxus: Nice song you have, desu!
Squalo: Err...Thank you, Xanxus-sama.
Hime: Well, that's it! Let's end today show!
Juuri: Please review, vote, and give us suggestions of the punishment for the loser.
Code: If you want to be a guest host, please review and tell us you nickname, personality, character you like, and character you least like.
Soul: Thanks and sorry for everything.
Chrome: Stay tune and review please...
Reborn: Ciao ciao~
OMAKE
Reborn: Oi, let's visit Kana.
Chrome: Kana-san? Sure...
Hime: I wonder if she success in working on her other fanfict...
*peek the room Reborn trapped Kana*
Kana: Kyaaa~ Akira-sama!
Hime: Akira...?
Chrome: Did she just read the newest chapter of us?
Kana: You are so handsome~
Reborn: Amano Akira is a woman, right?
Hime: I think so..
*a loud key-smash could be heard*
Kana: DAMN! I WANT TO READ THE NEXT CHAPTER, TOYAMA EMA!
Chrome: Ema...?
Reborn: *sigh* She read 'Watashi ni XX Shinasai' instead continuing her FF... *enter the room and kick Kana*
Kana: What's that for?
Reborn: For not continuing you FF.
Kana: But, Reborn! AKIRA IS SO HANDSOME!
Reborn: No excuse.
*Gun, explosion and screaming could be hear from the room*
Chrome: I think maybe you will have to lead the show once again...
Hime: ...Maybe...
A/N
First of all, I would like to say sorry if this chapter is boring and not entertaining enough. Gomen... *bow*
Thanks guys! I'm accepted at the high school I choose~ *hula dance*
By the way, let's congrats Soul-san for being the 100th reviewer! Please wait patiently for your prize at the next chapter! What is the prize? Hehe~ Only Soul-san and Hime-chan know it~ Thanks for the rose and cookies, Nuvola Tenri-san!
And thanks for Himeko Yukisaki too, If not because her constant reminder, this chapter will probably out next week, or maybe next month. Hehe~ *slap*
Guess list :
Episode 10 : BelFran, Rillianne Lucifenia.
Episode 11 : MokonaStorm, AlyTer Love, Mistress of Madness.
Episode 12 : Miyanoai, Nuvola Tenri.
Episode 13 : Kurumi-chan, Shiro Zaffiro di Lussuria
Episode 14 : meikyuubutterfly458.
And well...that's it. I apologize once more if I miss something and make mistake which I'm somehow sure I am.
Please review, submit your vote and punishment idea to help me make this story more funny. If you want to be a guest host, please put your nickname, personality, along with character you like/hate. Thank you very much. *bow*
Sincerely, Hisawa Kana.
Disclaimer :
I don't have Katekyo Hitman Reborn nor the song. I don't have Watashi ni XX Shinasai and sadly Shimotsuki Akira. I don't own Vocaloid. And Hime the cloud guardian is owned by Himeko Yukisaki.