A/N- This is a tribute to my friend, Tyler. We used to make fun of this poem when we read the book in school.

10 little Indian boys stranded on an island

One was playing music and got strung up in a violin

9 little Indian boys climbing through a tube

One fell off a cliff while screaming, "Duuuuuude!"

8 little Indian boys hanging around on a dock

One turned around and got hit with a clock

7 little Indian boys eating a pie

One got poisoned and then he had to die

6 little Indian boys crying out their eyes

One got a knife stuck in and the others said their goodbyes

5 little Indian boys sititing in a pen

One got lost and was replaced with a hen

4 little Indian boys going off to war

One got shot and there was a lot of gore

3 little Indian boys had to go pee

One just exploded and ceased to be

2 little Indian boys skipping down the street

One fell in a sewer when he tripped over his feet

1 little Indian boy left all alone

They went and died in a ditch because they were sad.