Author's Note: This is a spin off from "Point that wand at me and see what happens" by ReaperofDarkness, who gave me permission to Write this. I am going to write separate chapters at random moments in the story. They won't necessarily be in order, and this is supposed to make fun of the characters so there will be some OOC.

This is from the first chapter

Disclaimer: I do not own, and characters in this story, they belong to DC and J.K. Rowling. Main story belongs to ReaperofDarkness,

Robins instead of Owls

"Grayson! Grayson! There is an owl in my room!" shouted Damian. "Go back to sleep Dami, I will deal with it in the morning." came Dick's muffled reply from being across the hall in his own room face planted into his pillow. "Grayson!" Damian tried again. "Grayson! ...I have something I would like to …discus with you."

"Really?" Dick all of a sudden appeared in the door way huge grin on his face.

"No"

"Aww that's mean …huh, there is an owl in here." Damian rolled his eyes in annoyance "That's what I was trying to tell you." Dick choosing to ignore Damian's last comment continued on talking. "It's a Tawny owl also known as Strix aluco, they are from across the sea, what clues can we make from that? Sea …sea ...C? C as in catwoman. The owl is a bird so that means penguin. But they haven't done a team up in years. Why would they now? Plus leaving clues isn't either of their styles, that's more of the Riddler. So he is in on this too. Hmmmm." Dick pondered. Damian was looking at Dick as if he just had a brain aneurism, and then he decided to ignore Dick and study the owl. The owl cocked his head to the right regarding him, then dropped the letter and flew away. Dick left the room still muttering and pondering his musings that made no sense to anyone but Dick Grayson. Damian slowly approached the letter, gazing at it cautiously as he picked it up and turned it over trying to see anything through the envelop. Seeing nothing that would be dangerous Damian opened the letter, Dick coming back into the room with a triumphant look upon his face and Damian with a satisfied smirk turn to face and point to each other "We need to go to Scotland!" They said in unison.

"How did you know that? Your detective skills have really improved. I'm impressed." Dick commented.

"I read the letter. How did you figure it out?"

"Ah. Well Bruce always said … wait, letter? How could I miss that?" Dick then went to stand besides Damian to read the rest of the letter.

Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry Headmaster Albus Dumbledore (Order of Merlin, First class, Grand sorcerer, Chief. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards) Dear Mr. Wayne, We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl no later than 31st July. Also, please not that this is not a joke.If you don't send your owl by the 31st then we'll be forced to send for you. Yours Sincerely, Minerva McGonagall Deputy Headmistress."

Also we would like to invite your guardian, Dick Grayson, to join us in a year at Hogwarts as a teacher. He will not have to learn any magic as he'll be teaching a new course – Muggle Defense. You will teach young witches and wizards to protect themselves when they are wandless.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry

Uniform:
First year students will require:
1. Three sets of plain work robes (black)
2. one plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
4. One winter cloak (black with silver fastenings)

Set Books
All Students should have a copy of the following:
The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling
A Beginners' Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllis Spore
Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble

Other Equipment
1 wand
1 cauldron (pewter standard size 2)
1 set of glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set of brass scales

Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS.

"I don't need no stinking broom." Damian scoffed at the last line, when all of a sudden Dick exploded. "That's what you are complaining about? That's nothing. They just assume that I am going to just put my life on hold and drop everything to teach at this school! Well they are wrong. I already have a job, one I might add, that I want to keep. Plus everyone expects me to show up at charities now that Bruce is gone, and then there is Wayne Enterprises who wants my opinion on EVERYTHING! There is also Timmy, who took Bruce's death really hard. I mean he lost his second father so close to when we lost his first one, and I want to be there for him. Let him know he is not alone. And don't even get me started on my night life. Not only do I have to protect Gotham but I also have to look after my city. That's a lot of pressure. Not only that but the circus is coming, you know how I feel when the circus is in town. I can't miss that!" Dick finished his rant. Another owl flew in through the window and over to Dick. The letter hit Dick in the face when the owl dropped it, then flew out the window again. Dick gingerly opened the letter, read for a couple minutes then pulled out his cell phone.

"Hey Tim are you busy?"

"Just patrolling with Superboy."

"Oh god I hope you aren't doing anything on the roofs again, you know that looks really bad from a distance."

"NO! You didn't have to beat him that time either. How you even managed that still confuses me."

"He's a big guy. I thought he was strangling you. But any ways I have a favor to ask you." Dick commented completely ignoring the second part of what Tim said.

"What is it?" Tim asked suspiciously, Dick could almost hear his eyes lowering over the phone. "Would you mind so terribly much to watch Gotham for me and Damian for a while? You can even bring Superboy." Dick added on cheerfully.

"I guess I could. But what are you going to be doing?"

"I will give you all the details when you come over. See you then, bye." And with that Dick hung up his phone "Ready to go Dami?" he turned to notice Damian eying him with a raised eyebrow of curiosity "What? It was very persuasive." Dick defended himself.