So... I don't really have anything to say for this foreword.

Don't worry, there'll be lots in the... what's the opposite of a foreword?

A backword? That's what I'm going with.

Talk to you in the backword!

LAST TIME ON RANDOM AMUTO FUN...

Ikuto dropped down to his kneesand leaned across Amu to look Kukai in the eyes. "Hey, soccer kid."

"What do you want?"

"Keep this up and Amu's going to be dead by the end of the day, hotshot."

Meanwhile, the girl in question had blacked out a few seconds after telling Kukai that Ikuto wasn't going to molest her.

And now, we continue...

"That's not true! She's just fine, right Am... u...?" Kukai looked down and saw her knocked out, and like the calm and reasonable person he is, he decided to try and determine the best thing to do in this situation. "OH GOD AMU WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE GOD HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HER PARENTS I'M A DEAD MAN AMU WAKE UP C'MON OPEN THOSE PRETTY LITTLE EYES OF YOURS FOR KUKAI!"

Ikuto scooped up Amu (again) and began walking away (again), but this time in a different direction.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?" Kukai yelled, scrambling to catch up.

Ikuto nodded to a rather large building. "The hospital, you idiot."

"I AM NOT AN IDIOT!"

"Says the idiot who caused this whole situation."

"IT WAS YOUR FAULT FOR HOLDING AMU WHEN SHE CLEARLY DID NOT WANT TO BE WITH YOU!"

"I believe you are guilty of that as well."

"SINCE WHEN?"

"Since you held her when she clearly did not want to be with you."

"QUIT TWISTING MY WORDS AND USING THEM AGAINST ME!"

"You said, and I quote, 'It was your fault for holding Amu when she clearly did not want to be with you'."

"BUT I DIDN'T HOLD HER WHEN SHE CLEARLY DID NOT WANT TO BE WITH ME!"

"Oh, but didn't you?"

They both stopped walking and looked slightly up and to the right of the camera as they reminisced on the bench scene from the last chapter.

Kukai furrowed his eyebrows. "Huh... I guess I did. BUT THAT STILL GIVES YOU NO RIGHT TO!"

"And why not?"

"BECAUSE I'M HER FRIEND AND YOU'RE A PERVERT!"

"Ah, I may be a pervert, but I am also her friend."

"BUT SHE HATES YOU!"

"No she doesn't."

"SHE SAID SO!"

"Did you really think she meant it?"

"OF COURSE SHE MEANT IT!"

"You idiot, she obviously was just blurting out whatever came to her mind first."

"I TOLD YOU I'M NOT AN IDIOT!"

"Only an idiot would be shouting at the man who's bringing his best friend to the hospital after you possibly gave her a concussion."

"Are we almost there?"

"So after ten minutes you decide to stop yelling?"

"Just answer the question."

"You can see it, it's across the street. We're walking to it. ...Idiot."

"AND AGAIN WITH THE IDIOT."

"And here I thought you were going to stop shouting and actually be mature for once. Even if you were going to be a mature idiot."

"I SWEAR WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU..."

"Oh, but you wouldn't want to do anything to me, now would you?"

"WHY THE HELL NOT?"

"Because your precious Amu-chan likes me!"

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU SHE DOESN'T!"

"Didn't we just go over this?"

After a few more minutes of Kukai yelling at Ikuto, and Ikuto giving him the simplest answers possible, they made it to the hospital.

AND WE'RE FINISHED WITH CHAPTER... 3? I think?

Sorry this took so long. Actually I finished this a while ago, I just didn't get to publishing it until now. I've been INCREDIBLY busy the past couple weeks, but after this week I should have more time.

*sniffle* And I'm also kinda sick xD