Hello, I am BLACK-S0UL, with a zero. Just to clarify. I am also the beta of Konoha's Yellow Fox.

Fox:Alright, now that you're the one behind the story, lets see how this goes.

Soul:Hehehe, now all the ideas that you shot down will live!

Fox:I feel sorry for the Naruto-verse. The murder, rape, flying monkey heads.

Soul:Whatever, I want to get this going so, on with it!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY APPEAR OR BE REFERENCED TO. WAIT, THAT MEANS I'M DOING THIS FOR FREE!

A small, blond kid was sneaking through a seemingly random alleyway. On his back was a giant tank full of, who knows what.

'That will show those shit eaters at the council not to mess with Naruto Uzumaki.' The kid thought before letting out a small chuckle, an action that would change his life. For, when he let out that laugh, the ANBU that were looking for him heard it, and were on his tail within seconds. Naruto took off like a rocket the moment they approached, running through the streets, alleyways, and eventually, into the forest. After 39 minutes, he finally managed to lose his pursuers. Noticing that it was safe, he sat down and decided to rest against a tree.

"Uh, those ANBU sure are persistent. Good thing that cart was there or I might have bit the dust." Naruto sighed out. He decided to take this time to rest and relax. His rest was cut short, however, when he heard a loud whistling noise overhead. Looking at the source of the disturbance, he saw an object falling... Straight at... Him.

"Oh shi-" Was all that he managed to get out before the object landed right on top of him.

"Meatball." He said, dazed. Regaining his composure, he pushed the object off of him and examined it. He found that it was basically a giant scroll, lacking any features that would make it stand out. He picked the thing up and tried to open it only to feel a charge of electricity shoot through him.

"What the flying monkey dick?" He made to open it again only to get the same result. "Well, balls. I'm not going to let a scroll beat me." He said with vigor. He pulled at it again, resisting the shocking sensation. After a couple of minutes, and a toasty Naruto, the scroll finally opened, revealing a giant seal array.

"What's this." Naruto said with a grin. "Alright, from what I managed to read about seals, they seem to react to chakra." He kind of missed the full class. He placed his hand on the middle of the seal and pumped as much chakra as he could into it, causing the seal to start to glow a bright red.

"What the hell?" He wondered. Suddenly, the red energy started to envelope him. Panicking, he started to struggle, only to find that his muscles weren't responding to his command. "Help!" He yelled out, before blanking out.

"Ugh, next time, avoid the electrical scrolls." He muttered to himself after regaining consciousness. He stood up only to find himself in a clearing, with not so much as a tree in sight. When he looked up, he saw that the entire sky had black wisps of, something, streaking through it.

"So, a new champion has found my token. Let's see if you have what it takes." A strange voice rang out throughout the clearing. Turning around, Naruto saw a woman standing there. She had light blue hair, a smooth face, and dark red eyes. she was wearing a black leather, buttoned up trench coat, black dress pants and shoes. In her hand was an oak cane with a skull on the top.

"Who are you, where am I?" Naruto asked. He wasn't going to take any chances.

"I have many names, none of which are relevant . However, if you pass my test, I will grant you the power to crush all your enemies, the power to make men cower in fear, and grant you the respect of many." The woman said. Naruto glared at the strange person.

"What kind of test?" Naruto asked. The woman suddenly smirked at our blond ninja to be, revealing sharper than normal teeth.

"The test is simple. All you must do is survive." She said before disappearing in the wind.

"Uh, what do you mean survive?" Naruto asked. His ears suddenly picked up buzzing, and a lot of it. Turning around, he saw what looked to be thousands of killer bees. "Ah, fuck me in the ass and call me Lucy." He muttered before running away from the deadly cloud of pain.

Thirty minutes later

So far, Naruto has managed to scrape by, but cut it real close when that cross-dressing cyclops swung that dildo sword at him. He really wasn't expecting that.

"Ugh, whats next?" He asked out loud. Suddenly, red chakra bubbled from his stomach before slowly taking the form of a giant fox with nine tails swinging wildly behind it. "Oh fuck me!" He screamed out.

"What's this? Where am I?" The beast asked. The fox looked down to see Naruto standing there, his mouth agape and a look of pure terror in his eyes. Suddenly, the colossal demon, er, smirked. "Well, hello little whelp. Tell me where I am and I just might let you live." The demon lord said.

"I-I don't k-know." Naruto said, fighting the urge to shake and cry in front of the famous Kyuubi no Kitsune, who's tails were said to be able to destroy mountains and cause tsunamis.

"Well then, you are of no use to me!" The beast's mouth lunged towards Naruto in an attempt to eat him. However, before the demon could succeed, a force field enveloped Naruto, protecting him from death. Suddenly, the Kyuubi began to shrink, until it was around the size of a human. Suddenly, it's fur began to disappear, and its form started to change to that of a young woman.

"Congratulations, you have passed the test and earned the right to wield my power." The woman from before appeared in between Naruto and the Kyuubi and banged her cane on the ground. Suddenly, everything changed to the forest that Naruto was at when he opened the scroll. "You should be proud, young one, for only two others have ever managed to pass my test." The woman said with a wicked smile.

"You!" The Kyuubi shouted. "Lazarus!" She yelled out.

"Ah, Kyuubi, its been such a long time, or should I call you by your real name, Hotaru." The woman said. "Now, young Naruto, since you have passed my test, you may wield my power as you see fit. I do hope that you will do something to entertain me every once in a while, however." She said before dissipating in a black dust. Hotaru's eyes widened when she realized what was about to happen.

"Lazarus, no!" She yelled out. She tried to move but her body wouldn't respond. The dust rushed into Naruto's chest, and seemed to be absorbed by his very being. When he had absorbed it all, he dropped to the ground in searing pain. It felt as if acid and lava were rushing through his veins. He clenched his teeth in pain but refused to scream out. After what felt like an eternity, the pain ended and Naruto passed out. Hotaru suddenly found that she was able to move again.

"Damn, poor kid. Well, might as well let him rest. I can only imagine what's going to happen now. I guess I'm going to have to look after him, aren't I?" Getting no response, she sighed and sat down beside him.

Soul:K, that's a wrap. Now, before any of you say it was too short, this was just an introductory chapter.

Fox:Alright, I am tired, so I'm going to sleep.

Soul:Bye. Oh, and don't forget to review. I need them to live! If you don't I'll send the cross-dressing cyclops after you. That dildo sword it a pain in the ass.