Summary: Paul and Dawn, describing each other's anatomies. Just how awkward can one ficlet get?

A/N: Inspired by MyWasteland's Anatomy of Attraction. Idea is credited to that person.

Hehe! I just felt I had to do this.

Disclaimer: The idea, characters, and their anatomies are not mine! 'Cause that'd be weird…

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Anatomies: An Awkward Little Ficlet
Part 1: Paul as Depicted by Dawn Berlitz

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Hair

It's… purple? Plum? Mauve? Um… yeah, I guess it's kinda pretty.

…What? No! I don't want to "run my fingers through it"! That's gross! Besides, who knows when he last washed his hair?

…Seriously? He uses women's shampoo?

Eyes

I hear all the girls in his fanclub say they're "an exotic and alluring onyx swimming with unrequited love and affection shadowed beneath frosty layers of glimmering ice". It sounds… kind of cliché to me, not to be mean or anything. I just know they're dark, really dark.

And mysterious.

…Kind of attractive…

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…DEAR MOTHER OF ARCEUS—!

Eyebrows

What? His eyebrows? Why would you want me to describe them? They're eyebrows.

…Ugh, fine. But I kind of forgot what they look like. I think they're the same color as his hair though, and I know they're always pointed downwards to give off that "Get out of my way or I'll crush you" sort of vibe. Oh yeah, and if he keeps furrowing them, he'll get wrinkles when he's 20.

Cheeks

Um… tanned? Rough? Soft? I don't know?

…Huh? What does caress mean?

Nose

It's straight. Definitely not big, not small either. I guess it complements the overall look of his face.

…No! I did not just call him good-looking!

Lips

I refuse to participate in this any longer! I don't care how much you're paying me!

…Double? Seriously?

Well… they're lips. They look kind of rough, but soft to a certain degree. They're thin-ish and not plump or anything. And I don't think he knows this, but when he's embarrassed (which is… almost never) he always bites them, which is pretty funny. He's always frowning, though, and it makes him look weird. He should smile more often; I bet he has a nice smile.

…You say anything and I'll send out Mamoswine.

Chin

It's strong and defined I guess. All I know is that he would look hideous with a beard. Pray to Arceus he doesn't up and grow one.

Neck

…What's a hickey? A bruise? What? As much as I dislike him, I would never hurt him!

Body

*cough* Uh… can I pass?

Hmph.

Um, well, it's hard to tell. I mean, he always wears those baggy clothes.

…Huh? A picture? Lemme see…

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W-where… where did you get this…?

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A/N: And… end Part 1! Yay, finished it!

I already have Part 2 (Dawn as Depicted by Paul Shinji) finished, so when I get enough reviews, I'll post it!

Reviews required: … at least 5 sounds good.

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