Patrol Officer Pete Malloy and his youthful protege Jim Reed slip stealthily into the breakroom. After a careful survey to ensure their privacy, Pete opens a secret panel on the coffee maker and presses a hidden button. Immediately one vending machine swings outward to reveal a pair of slim metal pillars descending toward the station's nether regions!
Can it be?
"Holy Batpoles, Capped Crusader!" Jim exclaims ...
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ADAM-12!
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ADAM-12!
ADAM-12! ADAM-12! ADAM-12!
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ADAM-12!
It's BATCOP and BLUEJAY!
Aided by Batcop's able landlady Mrs. O'Brien, and occasionally accompanied by BATJERK (aka Ed Wells), they're dedicated to fighting crime when and where they find it, as well as thwarting such arch-villains as the DEALER, the COUNTER CULTURE MOVEMENT, the CARELESS DRIVER and the LIQUOR STORE 211 SUSPECT.
LOOK! The Adam-12mobile's direct-to-the-Chief Batmic is flashing!
Apparently the Counter Culture Movement is trying yet another dastardly scheme!
The henchhippies have started a petty crime wave which prevents officers from ever getting Code 7! The LAPD is starving on duty! Within days they'll be too weak to stop the Counter Culture Movement from replacing Los Angeles' smog with marijuana smoke!
The Dynamic Duo must ... BUT WAIT!
That nefarious Careless Driver has conspired to keep them from rushing to the rescue!
"HOLY GRIDLOCK, BATCOP!"
Careful, Blond Knight! Look out, Boy Wonderful! Tune in next week to see this exciting episode!
Same BATTIME! Same BATCHANNEL!
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ADAM-12!