Hey guys! Codla here. Basically this story is just a collection of one shots/ drabbles and anything else i write that isnt a multi chaptered story. I will take suggestions if you want anything written. I wont really update this on a schedule (like my other story! PS go check it out) so dont expect a new chapter each week or something because IT WONT HAPPEN :D Ill only update once i have an idea i want to write about!

Disclaimer: I solemnly swear that i am not J.K Rowling

It was 2 years after the final battle and the Burrow was packed full of people to celebrate a special occasion. This special occasion was Arthur Weasley's 50th birthday. There was a sea of red hair, each one wearing an emerald wizard cloak. There was a green eyed man was to the side being fussed over by what seemed to be the matron of the house. His look of absolute horror showed that he did not agree with what Molly Weasley was doing to his Potter hair.

Hermione Granger was standing in front of him laughing at whatever was happening. She had arms linked with a tall man with red hair. Ronald Weasley was smirking at his best friend and his mother, while Harry was throwing him dirty looks whenever he could.

A toddler with bright blue hair waddled up to Harry and motioned that he wanted to be hugged. Andromeda Tonks followed closely behind watching the toddler with a wary eye.

After resigning to his fate, Harry gave up his fight and let Molly do whatever she wanted to do. Once she was done he stood up slowly and set Teddy down, as if he didn't want to startle her into any other ideas. Once she turned away to go fuss over Teddy he bolted and found sanctuary beside a very attractive young women by the name of Ginny Weasley.

A pop sound was echoed across the Burrow and everyone was in frenzy as they all started to hide. Molly flicked her wand and everything went dark. The door opened and in stepped the guest of honour. He paused a moment trying to figure out why it was all dark and then

'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' The lights turned back on and everyone jumped out giving Arthur a bit of a fright. He jumped, stared around and gave out a bellowing laugh. Soon everyone had joined and it was hard to stop once it had started. When everyone had settled down, Arthur made his way to the table that was almost sagging with the amount of food and presents that were on top. On closer examination, one would find that the size of the table wouldn't fit in the house, but this wasn't an ordinary house one might argue.

Sitting at their allocated seats (Arthur at head, Molly, his children, Harry and Hermione closest to him) Molly gave a flick of her wand and the cake floated out. The cake, in a shape of a rubber duck brought out great delight from Arthur after exclaiming

'I still do not know the functions of a rubber duck!' Hermione and Harry shared a knowing look but said nothing. Some things were best left unanswered.

Once all the festivities of present opening and the feast were over, everyone was swapping stories about Arthur and embarrassing him. And there were over 50 years' worth of embarrassing stories, ranging from his failed girl charming skills to his fascination with Muggles.

Harry thought of a story and stood up, shouting so he could be heard

'And there was that time when I snuck into the ministry and tried to warn him but he was soo darn rude! Who knew our sweet and loving Arthur could be rude and cold?' This brought out a round of laughter because NO ONE could imagine Arthur being rude until

'What are you talking about?' Arthur questioned, a look of confusion plastered on his face. Everything went silent and heads flicked from Harry to Arthur and back again. Molly stood in the doorway, hands on hips, looking quite scary.

'Yes Harry dear, what are you talking about?'

A look of sheepishness landed on Harrys face. He grinned and scratched the back of his head.

'Heh… I thought I told you this… Well… err… I don't really think I'm the best person to explain. Hermione, you're the smartest. Why don't you explain?' He said passing the attention to Hermione. And as predicted, heads whipped around to her.

After glaring coldly at Harry, Hermione stated sophisticatedly

'Well Ronald knows his dad the best and it IS his father's birthday party so HE should be the one to tell'.

Ron was now in the spotlight and he looked around helplessly. Harry and Hermione were slowly slipping back into the crowd, silently laughing at Ron. They had, of course, told everyone that they had snuck into the ministry… they just didn't tell anyone how.

Ron, after admitting defeat, sighed and began.

'Well you know how we snuck into the ministry… well we kindaknockedpeopleout and usedpolyjuicepotion as a disguise and snuck in. And Harry was Runcorn and he tried to warn you but you thought he was threatening you and you were rude back to him. Harry was quite shocked as you could imagine.' Ron said rushing through it as fast as he could and combining some of his words together because he was talking so fast.

Arthur chuckled a little bit

'Well Runcorn isn't my most favourite person in the world. But that was you Harry? Wow I never knew! I heard he was acting odd that day but… Wow! That is almost as shocking as the time I discovered Muggle contraptions ran off eclecticy.' He gave a loud laugh.

'And I assume that you were Cattermole?'

'Wha… How did you know?'

'Well considering Cattermole called me Dad… that may have been a big clue'

He winked and laughed again. The atmosphere in the room seemed to let out a breath and soon everyone was casual again.

Yet Molly was still quite suspicious about what they did considering Ron had rushed through some of his words so they were indecipherable. So after a quick search she cornered the trio.

'Ron here seemed to, how do I put it? Skim over some details. Like how exactly did you disguise as Runcorn Harry dear?' Even though her voice was sweet you can hear the hidden tone beneath.

'Polyjuice potion' they mumbled in sync.

'And how did you get their hair?' She smiled sweetly but they were treading on dangerous grounds now. No matter how old you were, you do not want to be under Molly Weasley's wrath.

'We knocked them out' they mumbled again.

'YOU DID WHAT? HOW COULD YOU….' Was all that was heard from anyone in a km range.

I hope you like my first chapter :) And please review for mulitple reasons

1. It really makes my day. I never used to review chaptesr until i started my own story and realised how awesome it feels when you get a review so now i review most chapters

2. Im really looking on improving my writing skills so any feedback would be wonderful

3. You get free butterbeer?

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